Mmm I Like This

We did it, Joe. In a not-at-all-surprising finale, Charity has got her man AND the clarity she needed.

What a (short) ride it has been for us. One International Trip for love, one new Bachelor, and one humiliated white girl (we pray for the girl who wasn't Leia).

We are FED this week! Charity shows us exactly what she was like when she was a teenager with her mom.

The BiP preview? OBSESSED. Join us to laugh, cry (just Thomas), and celebrate a much deserved break before we are bombarded with so much love from every age.

What else can be said? We couldn't be happier with the outcome (mostly because it's what we predicted from episode 2).

Congratulations to Charity and *****!!! WE LOVE OUR NEW BACHELOR.

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Were we surprised? That Big Loser Boy got most of the screen time?

Jess is back this week to round out the trio for Tell All! In a mostly uneventful night, Jesse Palmer seems to show the most personality we've ever seen. Does it mean we accept him into the fold? Absolutely not.

Ted Bundy makes a jump scare appearance in the back row and sitting next to him is a man you couldn't convince us was on this season. The two pick-me's get in a fun little tiff and Sean embarrasses himself further by BARGING up to the hot seat to show Charity he's.. pathetic? Also, Xavier digs a hole so deep it's hilarious to watch him try and crawl out of it. 0/10.

Some of the OG Bachelorettes come on stage to encourage Charity, Captain Tom makes a cameo appearance and we get the biggest sneak peak of Paradise we've ever had!! SHOCKING IT'S ABOUT FUCKING BRAYDEN.

FP

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It's your favourite gay boy duo this week!! Jess is away so Joel and Thomas helm the podcast for you all. If you like talking at 150 words per second and gay shrieking, you're in luck.

We're in Fiji!!! OUR FIRST INTERNATIONAL TRIP. AT THE END OF THE SEASON. Charity is not one to cheap out on!

It's sex week! As we so lovingly refer to it, and 2/3 boys absolutely nail it.. literally. Xavier shows his whole ass in the span of 30 seconds and Charity deals with this loser exactly how she should.

We've got oiled-up bods, we've got broken-down buggies, we've got the most kind-hearted, matter-of-fact speaker human being this show has ever seen, AND we've got a return no one really wanted. This week is PACKED.

We're already at Tell All next week!!! Buckle up!

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This week on American Truck Simulator we travel ALL over the Great 50! Could we be more sick of the USA?

Hometowns week! Charity has four fabulous families to meet and impress and we know she will absolutely SLAY. She delivers every week. Four hometowns means at LEAST four new lewks and Charity absolutely NAILS the fits for these family intros.

Whose family offered a Nigerian wedding? Whose family completely sabotaged a relationship? Guess you will just have to tune in to find out!

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Pre-Hometown week!! Dominatrix Charity really going strong this week. Queen of edging.

We're in NoLa this week! AND WE SEE THEM EAT. ON CAMERA. Can you believe it?

We get repeat 1 on 1's, Aaron meltdowns, Sean meltdowns, and a calm, cool, collected Tanner. What a legend.

Charity pulls out some show-stopping looks, and she and Dotun truly already just look like a couple so in love. We love to see it. Tiny baby boys have meltdowns and red wine mouths and we get a glimmer of memory from our beloved Corpse Bride.

Will we escape the clutches of the 50 states? Only next week will tell!

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Have you ever felt vindicated through television? 'Cuz we have!

This week we jump cut to Washington state! Where are all the Oceanside bells and whistles at? The boys cozy up in a gorgeous PNW style cabin all too familiar to our gorgeous host trio while (we assume) Charity has her own chalet deep in the Sasquatch-infested woods.

We have good dates! We have girl scouts! We have humiliation! We have heartbreak!

Dotun and Xavier get the 1 on 1's this week with Dotun and Charity facing their fears while Xavier get's mushy feet. Dotun really starts to edge out the other guys as front runner, and Xavier is working on it! Charity needs to decide if she likes him or not, am I right?

The group date showcases Brayden's incessant need for attention at all times of day and the guys have HAD IT. We feel you, boys.

The looks? (mostly) flawless. The dates? Fun and quirky. The cocktail party? A little hate train for Brayden and we couldn't be more relieved. Get that loser OUTTA HERE!

It's a great one this week! Tune in and cackle at losers with Jess, Joel, and Thomas as we know you love to do!

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Are you ready, Ken? Let's head to the Dreamhouse!

It's Barbie week on The Bachelorette and Charity leans majorly into theme. We couldn't be happier.

This week, the boys get completely gaslit into getting excited for the first trip of the season to.. Oceanside..California. Like we're not even taking a plane.

Brayden get's a 1 on 1 and one massive collective groan can be heard across the nation as Charity starts to put on her clown nose.. and shoes.. with these date choices. They ride a helicopter and hang out in a baseball stadium. We couldn't be less interested.

The group date is Barbie themed and the house of men dress up as Ken through the ages and perform stunning rewrites of 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'

A sleeper hit comes through with the victory but will it be in vain? Do we have a second villain of the season?

Oh... and someone literally wastes the best 1 on 1 idea ever and is such a bad date that he doesn't make it back... Baby needs a nap.

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We carry on back to format! This week, Charity gives out two group dates, one obvious 1 on 1, and one secret 1 on 1!

Aaron B gets the first 1 on 1 by way of what we assume to be an alphabetical system, but who knows for sure. He wins a slow cruise to the Hollywood sign and the most boring dinner of our lives.

The boys split up into two group dates and the theme of the week? Embarrassment. One group has to play dodgeball in tiny neon speedos, and the other group has to kiss their hands in front of a crowd of onlookers. We know which group we would prefer to be a part of.

Brayden emerges as an early-season villain, but our eagle-eyed trio has their eyes open for future contenders. We also learn that not all turtle necks are WHTB approved.

Can you believe all of these men have to act this way when Yosef has a daughter at home? We see you, Aaron S.

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Well well well! Here we go again! 25 men, one gorgeous angel, and one 44 year old host.

Your favourite award winning podcast trio is back to eviscerate America's best and brightest attention seekers!

It's night one for Ms. Charity Lawson and we are S E A T E D to see which of these men peak her interest. We've got tennis pros (hot), we've got mortgage lenders (boring), and we've got..pro wrestlers?... (with awful goatees).

Buckle up and get excited for a new season of tears, cackles, and obnoxiously offensive nicknames for straight men. We are so excited to have you here with us.

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Guess who's back in the house?! Your favourite "award-winning" podcast trio has returned to analyze and eviscerate a collection of (mostly) hot (mostly) young fresh Bachelor Nation meat all vying for the heart of our innocent beautiful Charity.

Thomas, Jess, and Joel return to the mic this week to break down each of the men's profiles (courtesy of Today.com) and give their first impressions on who they think is worthy of Charity's love, time, eye contact, etc.

Pour yourself a BIG glass of wine, order in some noodles, and listen to your obnoxious faves find out who looks like a cartoon character, who started the fashion bracelet trend, and how many of our bachelors have a Bible quote in their Instagram bio.

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