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New year, same antics. We’re back with a new Cinekuest series covering the best/worst action movie villains. For our first entry, we take you to a world where the secret love-child of Steve Buscemi and Dean Cain has finished his tour for Uncle Sam, and so it’s “back to the land of the PX”. What else is there to do in sleepy Miami apart from sponsor an illegal capoeira school program with teens deemed too dangerous for society? Apparently nothing. What could go wrong? I meant, HOW COULD IT GO MORE RIGHT?!? Witness the true birth of break-dance fighting! Join Rey, Roland, and Daniel as they ginga around their discussion of this early 90s classic.Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios.Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license

WARNING! THIS EPISODE IS AN OPEN CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX! Happy New Year! This is a bonus episode of an unreleased recording from the summer of 2019. Rey recorded three girls talking candidly and casually about topics of sexual persuasion. We may record again or not. We will see. Enjoy this one-shot episode.

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Get ready for “What 2019 Means to Me!” The boys get together to discuss the musical highlights of 2019. From Rey’s digital drone metal to Roland’s manga folk western to Bryans alternative pop sensibilities to Daniel’s hippity hop! We run the gamut of musical tastes that’s not reggaeton or Tejano. Sorry, it’s just not our style. JOIN REY, DANIEL, BRYAN AND ROLAND AS WE SHARE OUR “BEST OF” 2019!

Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudiosWe would like to thank Five Foot Five for letting us use their song “Texas Held’em” from the album Just For Living. Check them out on Spotify and Apple Music! 

In honor of the Rendlesham Forest incident, we are releasing our exclusive patreon episode of AOMX. It was recorded back in April prior to attending the Edinburg UFO Conference. We figured since we are so hyped on ufos and alien shit we’d throw this one out there to check out! Join Rey, Roland, Daniel, Joe, and Bryce (in his first appearance) to discuss songs about aliens and ufos! Trust that there are many more than what we have chosen. We will revisit this topic somewhere at the end of March possibly. If you aren’t part of our lovely patrons then you should consider becoming one. We have plenty of more exclusive content too hot for the masses.

Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudiosWe would like to thank Five Foot Five for letting us use their song “Texas Held’em” from the album Just For Living. Check them out on Spotify and Apple Music! 

Here we are with the second of our continued Extended Worrellverse selections. Just in time for the holidays, we have Ernest bringing the Xmas spirit to make us forget our corporate overlords are just milking our yuletide paychecks. The point is-having to buy shiet for people we don’t like for the sake of pretendo-feels sucks. So be selfish instead. Listen in as Ernest ensures the next Santa Claus survives long enough to pass on his eagle powers to the next Kris Kringle down the line. Without Ernest, there would be no Jolly Fat Man to save us from rampaging children at the most wonderful time of the year. Join Rey, Roland, Daniel, and Bryce as we review another classic EW selection.   Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios.Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license

So this episode is a quick, single mic, three-person review of The Rockwell in McAllen, TX. It was a last-minute decision since we as a MoKuest group rarely ever go out and just enjoy a pleasant evening. But no evening would be complete without drinks, pizza and a podcast. Join Rey, Jamie, and Bryan in our “Rapid Reaction” (that’s Bryans Movie Review) of the Rockwell Tap House and Brick Oven Pizza place.

Welcome to our final exploration into trash cinemas magnum opus, The Toxic Avenger! Somehow society deemed it worthy to be introduced to children via a cartoon.

Oh Hellz yes. Here we go on the first of the Toxic Avenger movie series. Near and dear to our hearts, this movie is funny as hell and just as dumb (the best). Melvin Ferd is your run-of-the-mill spazoid janitor (not a nerd-too dumb) at a local gym. That is until he finds a lucky conveniently-placed barrel of toxic sludge to catch his fall, turning him into a hero for justice-the mutant superhero Toxie. Marvel in the 80s at its best! Nunchucks! Samurai Swords! Everyone knows Kung Fuck You Up Style! Join Bryce, Rey, and Roland as we review this cult favorite from Troma Entertainment.   Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios.Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license

So this started out as an innocent enough sounding idea. “How about that Christ-o-mas fun, yeah?” “X gonna give it to ya!”… cue about ten different kinds of cookies into a stomach, and guess what? You feel like Santa deserves to suffer. At least, we do. For our heart rate, join Jamie, Bryan, Rey, and Roland as we eat ourselves into a pre-diabetic coma.Follow us on Patreon for exclusive and uncut episodes-  https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudiosBe sure to follow us on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios.Music provided by MōKuest Studios.

This one shoulda been in a shit-fest listing somewhere. We recommend this only with lots of alcohol. Even then, you may be better off leaving this in the landfill with all those ET Atari games. Based on the DC Comics character, John Henry Irons is Steele, played by the Shaq Attack himself. Shaquille O’neal is an ex-military weapons specialist who finds his weapons have been co-opted on the streets by Evil John Bender (Judd Nelson), his one-time associate. Watch in as Shaq takes back his home turf using a suit of armor that totally doesn’t look like it was made in a garage somewhere. Scrapyard Batcave. ‘Nuff said. Join Roland, Daniel, Bryce, and Rey as we tear into the Free Throw Fails of Steel. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios.Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license

In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous…oops! Sorry, I thought the Criterion crew was discussing an episode of SVU! Join Idanya, D.A., Ron, and Cougar (sort of…he didn’t watch the movie eeeekkkk) as they explore the “beauty” of this artistic masterpiece. Apparently it’s a movie that has killed. You’ve been warned!

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