Jesus Christ robs a pizza store, a police officer makes a very bad TikTok, racing the Iditarod in Alaska, scammers are making more money than ever, i'd rather die hot than live ugly, Nancy Pelosi says something cringe, bad news for all of the dollar stores and so much more!

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The News Junkie, Shawn Wasson, with Sabrina and C-Lane.
The three best friends you never knew you had run through the most viral stories of the day.

Comedy

News

Kitara is back, Shawn and Sabrina argue over whether Britney Spears is crazy, schools don't have air conditioning, a reporter is getting stalked, cars are getting too much tech, Ashley Madison sextortion, a Pop Tart movie and so much more!

Are You Still There?

A crazy man in court, an old lady bank robber, Domino's has a crazy new idea, The Fall Guy, a man dressed as 'Ken' kills another man, insane new AirBnB locations, a politician's phone got hacked, the celebrity bowling event and so much more!

Dad Joke Disaster

A bee hero comes forward, Sabrina isn't a fan, we all made mistakes - all three of us come clean, Fritz on the Street, pay me for my work, using AI because you're too scared to order pizza, never lost any luggage, Dave & Busters gambling and so much more!

Did Fritz Get A Raise?

Should the boat trash kids be charged? Biden vs a salad, your Junkie number, buy a Fort Wilderness cabin, Seymour Weiner should be very angry, a man kicks a bison, kid attacks teacher - parents sue school and so much more!

Reverse Vacuum Job

Is this audio real or fake? tornadoes in Oklahoma, a creepy man and a boy's ear, George Washington's orange juice, Amy Kaufeldt, Russell Brand, Sexsomnia, a more respectable MILF Manor, George Santos is back and so much more!

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