Most Valuable Podcast with Charlotte Wilder and Jess Smetana

We talk about Tiger winning the Masters and crack the code on mock-neck turtlenecks, the Warriors blew another 3-1 lead (kind of) but the jokes were so played out that we didn’t make any, Milwaukee is the people’s team but the Nuggets are fun too, John Tortellini and the Blue Jackets swept the Lightning and Ovechkin punched a “kid,” Russell Wilson and Ciara’s in-bed announcement about his new $140 million contract made us very uncomfortable.

Unprotected Segs! Some Personal News in which Jess reads her funny Masters tweets and Charlotte explains the cake she made in the shape of Gritty’s head, The MLB’s Father’s Day acid-washed hats are cancelled, Ask A Youth about what archiving on Instagram means, we call Deb to find out if Easter and Passover are sports, Agro Facts about eggs, Patriot of the Week: Lynnette Wukie, the first Notre Dame woman leprechaun! Mike Trout Fan Club (his groin is better and he likes Tiger Woods a lot), Game of Thrones update where Jess explains to Charlotte what happened

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Magic Johnson quit so that he can tweet, Is Dwayne Wade's Budweiser commercial too sad for a beer ad? March Madness is over, and the UConn-Notre Dame final was electric, Monday Night Raw recap, the new Jets uniform and color theory, Aaron Rodger's drama is fair game, Chris Davis' yips make us feel sad. 

In segs: Jess pissed off 24 hour clock twitter because of Le'Veon Bell, Charlotte has bizarre taste in drinks, New Seg: Patriot of the week! Ask a Youth: Old Town Road and the Tiger Woods meme, Are sexist antiques canceled? Is pegging batters canceled? The Antonio Brown vs. JuJu Smith-Schuster drama begs the question: Is keeping your emotion off the internet sports? Azalea facts, and an important Mike Trout Fan Club update!

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The Final Four as college football teams, the NCAA women’s Final Four should be on Saturdays, Zion’s shoe bidding wars begin and his busted shoe is missing, the Alliance AF is folding because of a guy named DoneDone, the CWHL is folding too, the Wizards GM/President got fired and it gives us hope, and we give an in depth analysis of every NFL Draft hat. 

We need new TV shows to watch, Tom Brady might have canceled April Fool’s Day, Easter candy season is underrated, Milk facts are our agro facts of the week. Is booing Bryce Harper sports? And the weekly check in on the Mike Trout Fan Club.

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During March Madness Tacko Fall is uncomfortably tall and Tom Izzo is tip-toeing the line. NCAA social media accounts continues to screw up and should be deleted. Gronk’s retirement makes Charlotte sad and Jess skeptical. Cam Newton has a weird mental trick this offseason. Bruce Arians hired 2 women to his staff. John Mara made his grandkids cry. Noah Syndergaard doesn’t understand why the Mets went to Syracuse and neither do we. Big Baller Brand might be over and Tony Romo deserves to get paid. 

Segments: Sesame Street and Charlotte’s birthday. Cruises and planes are canceled, but Bon Jovi’s cruise is not. The NASA space walk’s cancelation was canceled. Baker Mayfield has beef with every guy named Tony. Extortion is sports if you’re trying to extort Nike. Agro facts about turkey vultures. We start the unofficial Mike Trout Fan Club.

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Char’s bracket strategy this year was total chaos, Jess invites Char to her dad's March Madness league, How did ESPN leak the women’s bracket?, Mike Trout signed a 10-year extension with the Angels and Bryce Harper must be salty, Monday Night Football update: they’re wooing Peyton Manning! LeBron got blocked by Mario Hezonja lol how embarrassing, NFL off-season lightning round featuring the details of Le'Veon to the Jets, Vontaze Burfict, Joe Thomas is skinny now, Kyler Murray, Ryan Fitzpatrick, and...Bob Kraft (deep sigh). Also: Rory won the Players and Masters jackets should be paisley, not green. UNPROTECTED SEGS: We made hot dogs in Arizona with the Diamondbacks! Call Deb: Is springtime sports? The NCAA social media accounts are cancelled, Ask a youth: Shane Dawson’s cat, Agro Facts: Growing season (?). 

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We're a Thursday podcast now!, OBJ went to the Browns and now there are expectations, Le’Veon Bell went to the Jets and Antonio Brown went to the Raiders and Jess has thoughts as a Steelers fan, Nick Foles got a sweet new sponsorship and we’re jealous, What’s the worst city-to-city trade in the NFL?, the Spurs have a big-time bat problem, James Dolan is still acting like a giant baby and maybe Charlotte is still not allowed at Knicks games?, Donovan Mitchell had a great response to the fan who yelled at Russell Westbrook. 

UNPROTECTED SEGS: Some personal news — Charlotte got sucked into The Bachelor and Jess is in Game of Thrones, Agro facts: J.Lo and A.Rod edition, we’re cancelling daylight savings time and air travel, Ask a youth: Jess explains the Vans challenge and we talk about cheese again, and an in-depth look at whether the college cheating scandal is sports. 

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This week we have many thoughts and questions about Jason Witten leaving broadcasting to play for the Cowboys again, Kyler Murray’s final measurements from the NFL combine and the bizarre questions scouts ask, Philadelphia’s "we got him" campaign after signing Bryce Harper, Brandon Nimmo maybe DIDN’T have food poisoning after undercooking chicken? Lebron James is living his best life and playing his worst basketball. UNPROTECTED SEGS: Charlotte went to Costco, Is cheating at running a marathon sports? A Call Deb to ask for her campaign slogan, Agro Facts: we found the most incredible website about Pennsylvania mushrooms, The Bachelor is canceled, Jess and Char get in a fight about melons, and a new segment called Dad Wars!

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This week we have many thoughts and questions about Jason Witten leaving broadcasting to play for the Cowboys again, Kyler Murray’s final measurements from the NFL combine and the bizarre questions scouts ask, Philadelphia’s "we got him" campaign after signing Bryce Harper, Brandon Nimmo maybe DIDN’T have food poisoning after undercooking chicken? Lebron James is living his best life and playing his worst basketball. UNPROTECTED SEGS: Charlotte went to Costco, Is cheating at running a marathon sports? A Call Deb to ask for her campaign slogan, Agro Facts: we found the most incredible website about Pennsylvania mushrooms, The Bachelor is canceled, Jess and Char get in a fight about melons, and a new segment called Dad Wars!

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Zion Williamson's shoe exploded and Wall Street CRASHED, Robert Kraft is in some trouble, Manny Machado is going to San Diego for some reason? Antonio Brown overshares on social media again, Charlotte does a Kyrie impression, an honest take on Hitler jokes, Ja Rule thinks he's Lil B (he's not), Charlotte knows all the deets on Tristian Thompson, Gritty went streaking, Jess absolves Brian Kelly of his Office sins (and Bohemian Rhapsody takes.) 

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Zion Williamson's shoe exploded and Wall Street CRASHED, Robert Kraft is in some trouble, Manny Machado is going to San Diego for some reason? Antonio Brown overshares on social media again, Charlotte does a Kyrie impression, an honest take on Hitler jokes, Ja Rule thinks he's Lil B (he's not), Charlotte knows all the deets on Tristian Thompson, Gritty went streaking, Jess absolves Brian Kelly of his Office sins (and Bohemian Rhapsody takes.)  Segs: Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga are underrated, Jess almost died on top of a mountain, and Charlotte talks about mental health, Is the Weinermobile sports? We Call Deb to explain. Is backstopping in golf canceled? Aunt Char drops the mic. 

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