"In Greek mythology, Sisyphus was the figure who was punished by the gods to repeatedly push a boulder up a hill, only to have it roll back down each time he neared the top.." Welcome to Borrie's world. The Big Man stands at the bottom of the Moto GP hill, facing the boulder that is Marc Marquez, and knows in his soul that no matter how many times he pushes (like a bastard, of course), that boulder is coming back down the hill. Every time. Borrie bears this burden with little grace and not much in the way of dignity yet his commitment to the bit remains impressively steadfast. But there is a treatment, if not a cure. You can help Borrie feel at least a little bit better by buying some or all of his books. You can get them at Shock 'n' Awe and you should. Immediately. You can press 'Play' before you go because the magic of technology means you can both listen to the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe AND engage in capitalism simultaneously. And we thought The Jetsons was fantasy. Pfft.

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It's a mystery of the universe how our three protagonists found each other on a planet of 8 billion people but perhaps even more disturbing is how they manage to collect like minded souls along the way. Like Struth. The man, the myth, the legend that is Australia's second most popular MotoGP figure (after Jack Miller) joins episode 165 of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe for an inside look at happenings in the paddock. The Grid Girls, the superstars, the inner workings of one of humanity's biggest travelling circuses...it's all revealed when the great man dials in from a secret roadside location in Germany. It's a great chat but only one part of the smorgasbord of smut, filth, profanity and peurile humour that you've come to expect when you press 'play' on this show. Which is what you should be doing right now. Are you still here?

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Sometimes, the boys say something that even they can't use as an episode title. (Actually, they quite often do exactly that but this week's example is particularly spicy and the game is to see if you can spot it. There's no prize beyond the glory of being right but really, isn't that the greatest prize of all?) Of course, it's not the only offensive remark from episode 164 of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe as there is also Borrie's Poem, Dear Bitches, Observations and Simone Flatterson's Man Boob Care and Grid Girl Critique (among other regular segments). Then there's the casual offensiveness that is the hallmark of the show. But there's also serious analysis (honestly) and the occasional accidental insight into what remains the most glorious and gladiatorial of all the sporting pursuits: riding motorcycles at unfeasible speeds while trying to avoid a bunch of other similarly inflicted lunatics. For money. It's everything life can and should be and it's all just the click of a button away from assaulting your ears. So buy Borie's books at Shocknawe.com.au then press play and you'll instantly be more attractive to the opposite sex (and some of the same sex, not that there's anything wring with that!)

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To be honest, it sometimes feels like genuine madness descends in the studio when our three anti heroes arrive for recording. But then, like this week, even their disorganised journey through life looks structured compared to what the actual racing dishes up. After another mad and unpredictable weekend it's a mad and unpredictable episode of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. Borrie has a poem but he's trying a new style (Banjo Patterson...that's bold big man. Very bold), Freido is Asianing again so his connection is rubbish and the Moto PG Race Team are in studio for the entire episode. It's as crazy as it sounds and it all starts as soon as you press play.

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When you put the word 'French' in front of other words (like 'sex' or 'kissing' or 'fries') magic happens. But when. you put it in front of the sentence 'victory in their home Moto GP for the first time in history' things go to a whole other level. Johann Zarco became an instant national hero when he made history as the first French rider to win the premiere class at Le Mans and the team at The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe are here for all of it. Boris, Tug and Freido are joined by special in studio guest Pete Vorst of Compass Expeditions as they break down one of the most memorable race wins in years. There's also Boris' poem (an ode to Zarco), Freido's horoscope (also about Zarco...there's a pattern emerging here) and the 'Simone Flatterson Man Boobs and Grid Girl Critique' (which isn't about Zarco but is still magnificent) and the rest of the puerile nonsense you've come to expect from these three reprobates. Hit the play button and enjoy the gloriousness of it. It will make you laugh, it will make you cry and it it will make you irresistably attractive to the opposite sex. You've been warned.

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Franky's lady parts are bruised? Seriously? Yes people, THIS is the level of analysis you can expect from The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. And that's some of the best of it. Regular listeners already know this, of course, but if you're new around here stay with us because somehow, it actually makes sense. The best way to find out how it manages that is to press play but don't do that until AFTER you buy one or all of Borrie's books. You can get them at Shock'n'Awe but if you don't feel your'e making a significant enough contribution by doing that then head over to Patreon and give us more money, every month, by signing up for the Pit Crew. Oh, and don't forget to press play. Off you go now.

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One Marquez taunting Borrie by winning everything is painful but two of them in the mix? Somebody might get hurt. A weekend of some of the best 'men riding motorcycles fast in 2025' means a Wednesday of 'The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe' with LOTS to talk about. Yes, Borrie is upset but as all professionals do he makes the difficult look easy by tackling the Marquez issue head on. He even wrote a poem about it. It's so good he had to 'apologise to all humanity' in advance. Also, Freido's horoscope checks Jorge Martin's astro charts (it doesn't look good) and the Simone Flatterson Gird Girl Critique and Man Boob Care segment finds Qatar 'disappointing'. There's more, but why would you need it? Just press play and listen for yourself. And while you're at it show your appreciation by buying Borrie's excellent books here and also signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew .

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Trump in the White House, Elon Musk running Doge and Alex Marquez leading the Moto GP championship? These are, indeed, chaotic times. But never fear, the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe is here to make sense of it all as Boris, Tugs and Freido break down the bizarre weekend that was the Grand Prix of the Americas. The boys also solve listener problems in the new Dear Bitches segment plus there's plenty of the usual nonsense wth Freido's Horoscope, Borrie's Poem and some smug 'We Told You So' offerings. It's hard to believe sometimes that we give this stuff away for free so do your bit to change that by signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew and/or buying one or all of Borrie's books. This is a win/win because you get to give us money and we get to keep it. Clever, eh? But enough of this, hit the play button now and revel in the madness of episode 159 of the Moto PG Podcast.

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So, people, what did we learn from Argentina? Anything? Apart from things we already knew like Marc Marquez intending to personally torture Boris all year by winning everything all the time, that Senna Agius is REALLY hard to find a decent nickname for or that Baby Jeebus must surely find a new home soon for his extraordinary talent. It's hard to say. And after you listen to this you will still be no closer to an answer. But on the up side, you will get to hear Borrie's poem, Friedo's horoscope and some fun new sound effects. So there's that. Of course, if you sign up for our Patreon Pit Crew your life will improve immeasurably (as will ours) because we will take the money you give us and use it to buy beer and other fun stuff. A true win/win. Enjoy.

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The racing's back (mercifully) which means there should be something meaningful to talk about on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe. But if you've been here before you know that's not how we roll so instead you will be getting the usual juvenile humour, poorly thought out analysis and a healthy dose of profanity. Thank god some things never change!. So sign up for th Patreon Pit Crew (code for 'give us money') and enjoy!

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