'The worst race of the season' and 'a wake up call for rest of the paddock'. Did somebody get out of the wrong side of the bed or does Tugs have a point? It's not the happiest episode of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe but it's not all doom and gloom either. There's the Captain's Instructions, Rossi's letter, Borrie's Poem (which is actually a song this week) and a supermodel joins the show for a chat. But if you don't press play you won't know what any of it is about so get on with it. Oh, and buy a ticket in the Ohvale raffle. It's a good cause and a hell of a prize. In fact, it might be the only way the Phillip Island experience could be bearable as a spectator.

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Bonus time Bitches....He's raced everything from Aprilia 250cc smokers to American baggers, and won on them all. He even wins despite being 163 years old. And he kissed Scarlett Johanson in a movie. And after all that, he still spoke to us. So click play for a brilliant chat with the legend that is Jeremy McWilliams.

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"It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!" In times of crisis we often turn to Seinfeld for guidance and after the shock of the Captain's win at Catalunya it is the words of Jackie Chiles above that soothe. Who could have predicted the Captain actually winning a race? Apparently quite a few of you according to our Facebook competition last week but apart from those lunatics, nobody. Not that it matters to the intrepid crew of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe, though. The boys still find plenty of interesting stuff going on elsewhere in the world of motorcycling both on and off the track. From Borrie's poem to Rossi's letter and everything in between, Ep 105 is everything you've come to expect from these three reprobates. (Hint, if you're new here we have two tips: the material within is NSFW. And buy Borrie's books. They're good.) Enjoy, bitches!

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Tug is out so Simmo is in this week as the lads try to make sense of what happened in Austria at the weekend. Can they solve Jack MIller's seemingly unsolvable problems? No, but they wont let that stop them trying. It's just one area of racing they know nothing about but speculate on regardless in episode 104 of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. There's also the usual favourites with The Captain's Letter (insert foghorn sound here), Rossi's instructions, Borrie's poem and more. Press play to hear it all. Then perhaps take some time to think about your life choices.

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Sense is something you don't hear a lot of in these parts - except when friend of the pod and legend of racing, TV and humanity itself Simon Crafar drops by to talk all things Moto GP. It's always a treat to hear from one of the most knowledgeable and thoughtful analysts in the business and episode 103 is no exception. Oh, and Tug and Boris were there, too. So sit back and enjoy the wisdom of one of the sport's very best thinkers then go and sign up for ourt Patreon Pit Crew so we can keep bringing the quality to you (and the money to us!)

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Sometimes the title of the episode has something to do with the episode itself. Other times, something so absurd has been said that it needs to be highlighted by being the show title. This is a case of the latter. And besides, it helps distract from the stunning reality that the Captain somehow found the winner's circle at Silverstone. So let's not speak of it. Let's instead concentrate on the knife fight that was Moto 3 and the glory of Cheryl not only being at the track but meeting her hero Jake Dixon. That's the story of the week and we chat to Cheryl to get the low down on a great weekend.

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"That," said Borrie's wife, "is the most disgusting poem you've ever written. Surely you are not going to read that out?" But he did. And she was right. And you, too, will hear it on episode 101 and you, too, will be shocked because, even for this group of reprobates, it is bad. But that is also what makes it good, no? I mean, who listens to this podcast for the high literary standards? That's right, no-one. Certainly not you. So stop pretending you're thinking about it and just press play already. We both know you want to.

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Well bitches, it's hard to tell who's more surprised about us making it to episode 100 of this (checks notes)....project. Is it us, who thought four episodes would probably see us out? Is it the other motorcycle media who refuse to even acknowledge we exist? Is it Rod, the poor producer whose studio and customer base have suffered irreparable damage thanks to this whole sordid affair? Maybe they're all about equal, who knows? In the end , though, it really doesn't matter because what is not in dispute is that YOU knew. Or you at least made it possible. Without you, we would just be three blokes sitting in a room screaming at each other (while Rod sat in the corner wondering what had gone so wrong in his life). Not that there's anything wrong with that, as they said in Seinfeld, but it's hardly something you'd do every week for fun. (Or maybe you would but you wouldn't pay to sit in a studio and do it. Unless you were mad. Which we might be. But I digress.) Anyway, the point is we love you and thank you genuinely for continuing to turn up and indulge this childish endeavour. (That was the serious bit. Don't get used to it.) Anyway, we have lots of notes from lots of high profile people congratulating us for our achievement so press play and hear it for yourself. Oh, and go and buy Borrie's books at shocknawe.com.au. Please. He needs the money. (And if he doesn't get it he will just take mine and I can't afford it.)

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"The number 99 is said to be a powerful symbol of destiny, completion, and perfection." So says the all knowing Google internet thingy. But in Moto GP 99 stands for one thing and one thing alone. It is for him, the one whose name so many are unworthy to speak and yet they do. But from on the mountain George did speak to us this week to acknowledge only one podcast flies with the Eagle Sharks and that podcast is this, the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe. And so you will hear George' thoughts on matters MotoGP in this epsidoe. And those of Boris and Tug and Freido. So buy Borrie's books [here](www.shocknawe.com.au) then listen to the episode. Or the other way round. We really don't care, just make sure to do both.

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Moto PG on a Tuesday? Yes. The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe publishes when we say it publishes and this week it is Tuesday bitches. So get over it. The racing was glorious but let's stop kidding ourselves that this podcast has anything to do with that. It's about these three clowns hearing themselves talk but it's mostly about getting you to part with your money. So go and join the Patreon Pit Crew if you haven't already and also buy Boris' books at shocknawe.com.au. Then you can listen to the show. Which is good (but you already knew that).

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