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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1994's American river rapid crime heist action film: The River Wild. What a wild ride, indeed! Disasters have recently plagued Zach's movie picks and this episode is no different! Before recording, Sloane's sister's dog broke her microphone thus resulting in below sub bar audio from Sloane. But the duo trudged on, much like Meryl in the perilous waters of some river in America. Topics include: 90's architect dads, moms with hobbies, Meryl's impeccable river wet suits, John C. Reilly's hot body, and Kevin Bacon's stud dick. All that and SO much more on this week's Mummy Dearest podcast!  

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This week Zach and Sloane deep dive 2000's action spy etravaganza: Mission: Impossible 2. The duo remain pretty on-topic this week because there's just so much millennium goodness wrapped up in this film. There's full denim suits, slow mo pigeons, helicopter drop scenes, and motorcycle beach crashes. But most chilling is Zach and Sloane's discovery of John Woo's love of face swapping. They realize this isn't John Woo's first face swap rodeo. They go deep into the sordid history of Woo's web of interchangeable faces. It's a can't miss episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12 Episode 10 and Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 2 Episode 6. What a wild week. First of all, the girls aren't fighting and we hate to see it. We want drama. We want revenge. We want anger. We want pain. We want all the things that inspire us to hate these women. Kyle is showing her true villainous colors and Garcelle definitely has her number. Garcelle is done with Kyle's shit and fake ass no story line having ass. Dumb dumb Sutton (who throws the worst luncheon we've ever seen) goes Birkin to Birkin with Diana (who is being held at gunpoint to be on this show) but delivers some of the most iconic dialogue to date. "So you say." "That I know." will be our first merch product because we need that on hats, totes, tumblers, maybe even tattooed on our bodies. Iconic work ladies! Across the country in the Beserkshires we find a solemn Dorinda licking her wounds and headache and going on a drunkard's apology tour. Brandi tries to knock some sense into Dorinda but we'll see if Dorinda's apology lasts. Phaedra delivers a beautiful sermon at a winery and turns out a Christmas pageant look for the ages and that's kind of it. There's one week left in Bluestone Manor and hopefully Marco makes it! All that and more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane dive deep into the wild shenanigans that take place on Season 12 Episode 9 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Season 2 episode 5 of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Escape from Bluestone Manor. Things are taking dark turns. The entire internet was aflame this week calling for the heads of Kyle and Erika. Now, Zach and Sloane may be on the wrong side of history with their take on the Jax "get the f out of here" situation but perhaps the internet made too much of a drunk person saying something they thought was funny but wasn't? Maybe we don't need Erika's head on a plate for saying the f word to a kid? Was it cool? No. Was it grounds for a beat down? Also, no. Will Garcelle use this as ammo against Erika for other things? Yes and we love to see it! After their hot takes in Beverly Hills, Zach and Sloane hop into a hot air balloon and head to the Berkshires where Dorinda continues to terrorize her houseguests. Dorinda remains unhinged and the trip is starting to go south faster than Jill can tell you she bought her pants half off at Filene's basement. It's a lot to unpack but Zach and Sloane do it for you on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's surprise volcano in Los Angeles film: Volcano! This movie reminds us of a simpler time in America where Anne Heche's cinematic love interests were inexplicably 30 years older than her and volcanoes sprouted from the La Brea Tar Pits. It truly was a different time. Women still had reproductive rights! How times have changed! Although we are probably on track for a real life volcano to pop up in downtown Los Angeles any day now. Zach and Sloane stay mostly on topic for this film save for a few quick google searches like "are the La Brea Tar Pits real?" and "who sings the song I Love LA?" Spoiler alert: Sloane doesn't get that answer right. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 12 Episode 8 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Season 2 Episode 4 of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip! The girls really gave us something to talk about this week. Between Dorito's accent and vintage morph suit and Diana coming for Sutton's neck, we had plenty to feast upon. Then we returned to Blue Stone Manor to witness Dorinda's unraveling and the beautiful yet chaotic friendship between Tamra and Vicki. Maybe Zach and Sloane are on the wrong side of history but they really enjoy watching Diana on screen because she's giving something for the viewers to work with and bless her for that. So sit back, relax and enjoy this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1993's coming-of-age baseball comedy: The Sandlot. Listen as the duo discuss the fall of America, Roberto Clemente (that's a baseball player!), and the everlasting hotness of Wendy Peffercorn. As usual there are many interruptions and a lot of tears. Seriously, Sloane cries like 4 times this episode. Listen closely for a special guest appearance by a secret celebrity guest! All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 12 Episode 7 of the snooze fest that is The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The ladies continue to give us absolutely nothing but this time they're giving us nothing on a rented day yacht. Snooze. Yawn. We don't want to see anymore tapas eating. We want to see fighting, We want to see Diana drowning herself instead of spending one more moment on this show (which is what Diana seems to want, too.) We need them to do something, anything. We're desperate. Hopefully the girls step their pussies up and get us what we need because we're about to jump ship Diana style. 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's gay small town teacher rom-com: "In & Out". The duo discuss Zach's favorite barrel chested, acrylic nailed, crunchy hair high school teacher and the impact she had on his life. They also talk about the everlasting hotness of Tom Selleck with and without a mustache. As always Zach and Sloane discuss diet culture in the 90s, gayness in the 90s, and the comforting voice and movie styling of director Frank Oz, a.ka. Miss Piggy's voice. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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On this very special episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap season 6 of Peaky Blinders! It was um, in a word, disappointing. The season felt slow and then rushed and they gave us so much Lizzie, which no one asked for (especially not Tommy.) They gave us big character deaths, they gave us tuberculosis, they gave us opium addiction, but they failed to give us heart and soul and the stuff that Peaky Blinders fans want and need. Overall the season wasn't great but that doesn't mean we won't wait with breath that is bated for the Peaky Blinders movie which will be released in 40 years. Enjoy this special episode of Mummy Dearest and let Zach and Sloane know what you thought about the Peaky FOOKIN' Blinders! 

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