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This week Zach and Sloane are back with a housewives bonanza! They're taken a mini break but they're coming in hot with a double feature episode. The duo discuss the last couple episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it's still just people alluding to something Sutton may or may not have said that's kind of racist? Then Zach and Sloane travel to the potentially made up land of Dubai for The Real Housewives of Dubai where everything appears to be part of a Truman Show style sound stage. This recap show is weirdly on topic except for one minor moment when Sloane recommends a new lip stain product she can't AND WON'T live without! All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's comedy action jungle extravaganza: George of the Jungle! This is Mummy Dearest's sexiest episode yet. Right out of the gate Zach wants intimate details of Sloane's sex life and she's more than willing to lay it all out for the listeners. TW: Zach and Sloane discuss MyFitnessPal and other horrible dieting things (as per.) Other topics include: why isn't Leslie Mann aging and why was Brendan Fraser so goddamn hot? All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 12 Episode 3 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This time the girls are on a mini trip to see another one of Kyle's goddamn fucking stores. WHO CARES KYLE? GOODBYE KYLE! Honestly, if we have to see another store opening featuring Kyle's Kaftans we are going to quit Bravo. Just kidding but we're getting close. This week is pretty much a pile-on Kyle hate fest and we're all in. So if you like Kyle, don't listen. But if you're sick of the La Quinta of it all, then tune in baby!

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This week Zach and Sloane deep dive Season 12 Episode 2 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Now listen up folx, this episode is going to expose some hard truths. Sloane reads some unfortunate small penis passages from Harry Hamlin's  autobiography and  caps off the show with a reading from Alex McCord's book where we find out Simon ejaculated on her during the birth of their child. Ya'll it's a LOT! The duo also unpack the Sutton / Erika "fight" and Sutton's lack of care for Dorito's ORDEAL (which may or may not have been orchestrated by an out-of-town P.K.) All that and literally so much more on this week's RHOBH recap! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's prison breakout plane action movie classic: Con Air. Join the duo as they discuss everything from John Cusack's tiny little sandals to Sloane's dad putting Sloane on an Amtrak when she was 8 years old. They also discuss the glory that is end movie credits set to music with photos of the cast playing over the music. Lastly Zach and Sloane wonder what happened to cargo ships, train yards, and abandoned car wreckage fields with hydraulic presses. All that and Sloane being mauled by her dog on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap the season 12 premier of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! Our gals have returned more annoying and out of touch than ever! And we love to see it baby! The premier kicks off with Dorito's million dollar break-in, Sutton's trouble with International designer law, Lisa Rinna deciding to be a bitch, and Erika telling us orphans and widows will haunt her to the grave. The season looks very promising because the girls are truly in their element. They even let the camera shows them sans fard, which is French for without makeup. Truly shocking! Truly revolutionary! Truly cannot wait for what this season has in store for us! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2006's iconic 18th century frou-frou masterpiece: Marie Antoinette. This is Sloane's all-time favorite movie and soundtrack so the episode is almost 2 hours long. The duo discuss everything from the movie's fashion to Jamie Dornan's armpit sweat to their idea for an Italian sandwich restaurant called Balducci's. It's a can't miss episode of Mummy Dearest so...uh, don't miss it!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2000 American survival thriller: Vertical Limit. This is a classic Mummy Dearest film because the tropes are plentiful. This movie has it all: falling through a crevasse, dangling from a cliff by a snow pick, explosives being detonated via sunlight, rich billionaires getting their comeuppance, dying wives, dying fathers, broken bones and frostbite stumps! It's truly something to behold! Listen as Zach and Sloane talk about why it's important to never leave your home and why you certainly should not climb Everest on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's biographical musical drama film: Selena. Obviously Zach and Sloane discuss their respect of JLo's mediocre talents, her beautiful lips, her beautiful nose, and her stay at Selena's parents home to prepare for her role as their deceased daughter. There's also tons of hot sauce hijinks and perhaps problematic accents in this episode. But honestly, when are there not? 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1994's superhero/ gangster comedy: The Mask! As usual, the duo discusses zoot suits, swing dance, Cocobongo style nightclubs, child gangsters and Tommy guns! Upon rewatch, Zach and Sloane found The Mask a tad assault-y but overall it's still a great watch, so get your peepers on it and get ready to have "Cuban Pete" stuck in your head for a week! 

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