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This week Zach and Sloane take a trip down memory lane and remember where it all began: with 1999's The Mummy. The duo discuss everything from Brendan's rise to fame once more to the perils of trying to use an iHome hotel iPod charger to listen to music while your friend singes off their hair with Biosilk and a Chi straightener. There's laughs, there's tears, there's reader mail and there's celebrity name dropping on this super special first anniversary edition of Mummy Dearest podcast! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Real Housewives of Miami season 4 finale part 2 (or, part dos, en español). What a treat this season has been. The women gave us everything we needed: gay intrigue, baby assassins, cocaine, domestic violence, outfit repeating, bedazzled tumblers and a night at Gianni Versace's home. Zach and Sloane take back everything they've ever said about Lisa because she laid out all her pain for the world to see during the second part of the finale. It took a lot of courage for her to tell America she wasn't a good mom. Her words, not ours.  And then there's our queen Alexia, who remains a top tier housewife and will enter the pantheon of iconic ladies on Bravo. Andew Cohen made a wise choice bringing back our girls, and we can't thank him enough. Here's to Peacock hopefully giving these ladies another season! We miss them already! 

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This week Zach and Sloane are joined by special guest and pop culture afficionado, Jesse Chambliss, to discuss 2001's teenage dance / racial tension love story: Save the Last Dance! Lord, did this movie rock the worlds of young Zach and Jesse. Sloane, not so much. But fear not, she's a true fan now! Clocking in at almost 2 hours, the trio discusses everything from Julia's unfortunate GAP shirt makeover where she becomes a Hungarian cleaning lady, to Jesse's brush with the boy band 98 Degrees. There's music aplenty, discussion of black P!nk and circus P!nk, a breakdown of soft choreo and so many good pop moments discussed on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Real Housewives of Miami Season 4 Finale Part Uno! The ladies brought the looks, the legs, the tans and Marysol brought the goddamn bedazzled tumbler filled with vodka. The reunions are always special but something unprecedented happened this finale. Julia, goat  and painted car owner, revealed her unsettling past and mysterious baby assassin story that got NO airtime this season. This bitch is GUNNING for a spot on season 5 and we are HERE FOR IT GIRL!! Literally this woman waited an entire season to reveal her ex partner hired a baby assassin and then he himself was murdered during a latex bondage sexcapade? Ma'am?? HOW DID YOU HIDE THIS? Queen Alexia was probably shaking in her Louboutins when she had her wig and spot as Queen Drama snatched away at the drop of a Russian hat. I mean damn Julia, less goats more KGB stories next year, ok sweetie? Zach and Sloane stay pretty on topic this week but do veer off into a game of "which househusband would you sleep with?" The answers will probably not shock you. All that and more on this week's Bravo recap episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1996's nuclear bomb action-adventure film: Broken Arrow. This movie is out of bounds insane. The plot? Nonsense. The ending? We don't even know what happened. The music? Hans Zimmer's laziest work. All together these elements create a movie that is quintessential 90s viewing. It's a USA Network afternoon cozy movie and we're pretty sure you watched it during Dad's weekend. Yay divorce! Topics this week include being horny as hell for Christian Slater, A.C. Slater's mysterious ethnicity, Gilbert Godfried's Oscar snub, and Robin Williams hollering. There's all that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest podcast!

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This week Zach and Sloane are joined by stylist to the stars, fashion icon, sartorial genius and all-around lovely human, Gabriel Held, to discuss the season finale of Real Housewives of Miami! Even if you don't watch RHOM you need to listen to this episode because Gabriel is literally an iconic fashion darling and he has STORIES hunny. STORIES. He literally FaceTimed Naomi Campbell. Bella Hadid plays dress up in HIS closet. He is THAT BITCH ya'll! We gabbed for 90 minutes and could have gabbed all day and night. We also of course discuss the housewives of it all and we were all blindsided by the abrupt finale. We didn't know it was over but we are so glad that it happened. We discuss the tears, the fears,  the pool side lantern memorial and so much more on this week's RHOM recap of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2000's epic historical drama: Gladiator! The duo discuss everything from incest (as always! but at least this time it's a theme in the movie!) to how hard Hans Zimmer goes every time he needs to score a film. The boy don't quit! He puts his whole Zimmussy into it! Sloane talks about her love of Joaquin "Wet Eyes" Phoenix and Zach claims he can feel when people shuffle off this mortal coil and into Elysium. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 4, Episode 11 of Real Housewives of Miami! The duo are fed up with Marysol's one trick pony performance as a low rent version of Mama Elsa. And if Sloane sees a bedazzled tumbler one more time she's going to throw her tv across the room. Nothing that exciting happens this episode (save for a  sapphic rain soaked dinner) because next week there's going to be a battle Royale in the Versace mansion. Stay tuned because Zach and Sloane will be covering it with a special guest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap season 4 episode 10 of The Real Housewives of Miami! As always a charity gala goes awry when an angry Larsa shows up hours late and starts a fight with oil slick/ grease trap Adriana. Seriously we just need to wring her out and get a little bit of the sheen off her face and hair. Maybe Guerdy can throw a charity event for Adriana where everyone donates a bottle of dry shampoo? The season is ramping up to what looks like a pretty epic battle between Adriana and Larsa about Kanye West's dick. Which is a sentence we never thought we'd type but here we are! Other topics this week include: sad and nanny-less Lisa, the perils of being a woman, Zach's Italian landlord, the meaning of the word "bro" and so much more! We hope you enjoy this week's RHOM recap on Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's magazine editor ingenue / gruff older man action adventure film: Six Days Seven Nights. Even though it's unclear whether anyone else aside from Zach and Sloane and Sloane's sister have seen this film, the duo have a lot to discuss. That's because this film contains just about every 90's trope there is: plane crashes, desert islands, pirates, slouchy socks, linen shorts, stolen glances, big titty dancers, random pits where people just suddenly fall, and cliff diving! Truly this film has it all including a spectacularly beautiful and quirky Anne Heche and a rough and tumble Harrison Ford. The chemistry is off the charts in this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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