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This week Zach and Sloane are joined by stylist to the stars, fashion icon, sartorial genius and all-around lovely human, Gabriel Held, to discuss the season finale of Real Housewives of Miami! Even if you don't watch RHOM you need to listen to this episode because Gabriel is literally an iconic fashion darling and he has STORIES hunny. STORIES. He literally FaceTimed Naomi Campbell. Bella Hadid plays dress up in HIS closet. He is THAT BITCH ya'll! We gabbed for 90 minutes and could have gabbed all day and night. We also of course discuss the housewives of it all and we were all blindsided by the abrupt finale. We didn't know it was over but we are so glad that it happened. We discuss the tears, the fears,  the pool side lantern memorial and so much more on this week's RHOM recap of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2000's epic historical drama: Gladiator! The duo discuss everything from incest (as always! but at least this time it's a theme in the movie!) to how hard Hans Zimmer goes every time he needs to score a film. The boy don't quit! He puts his whole Zimmussy into it! Sloane talks about her love of Joaquin "Wet Eyes" Phoenix and Zach claims he can feel when people shuffle off this mortal coil and into Elysium. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 4, Episode 11 of Real Housewives of Miami! The duo are fed up with Marysol's one trick pony performance as a low rent version of Mama Elsa. And if Sloane sees a bedazzled tumbler one more time she's going to throw her tv across the room. Nothing that exciting happens this episode (save for a  sapphic rain soaked dinner) because next week there's going to be a battle Royale in the Versace mansion. Stay tuned because Zach and Sloane will be covering it with a special guest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap season 4 episode 10 of The Real Housewives of Miami! As always a charity gala goes awry when an angry Larsa shows up hours late and starts a fight with oil slick/ grease trap Adriana. Seriously we just need to wring her out and get a little bit of the sheen off her face and hair. Maybe Guerdy can throw a charity event for Adriana where everyone donates a bottle of dry shampoo? The season is ramping up to what looks like a pretty epic battle between Adriana and Larsa about Kanye West's dick. Which is a sentence we never thought we'd type but here we are! Other topics this week include: sad and nanny-less Lisa, the perils of being a woman, Zach's Italian landlord, the meaning of the word "bro" and so much more! We hope you enjoy this week's RHOM recap on Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's magazine editor ingenue / gruff older man action adventure film: Six Days Seven Nights. Even though it's unclear whether anyone else aside from Zach and Sloane and Sloane's sister have seen this film, the duo have a lot to discuss. That's because this film contains just about every 90's trope there is: plane crashes, desert islands, pirates, slouchy socks, linen shorts, stolen glances, big titty dancers, random pits where people just suddenly fall, and cliff diving! Truly this film has it all including a spectacularly beautiful and quirky Anne Heche and a rough and tumble Harrison Ford. The chemistry is off the charts in this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 4, Episode 9 of Real Housewives of Miami. The ladies are somehow still in the Hamptons and there's a very dramatic health scare courtesy of Julia who doesn't know what a hangover is. The ladies rally and show up to Larsa's jewelry / "influencer" party. It was dark times. As usual Marysol comes for our girl Nicole and we will not stand by as Marysol picks on Nicole for no reason. We still don't know who Kiki is and we're no closer to finding out but we thoroughly enjoyed her this episode. She's a little Kooky and a whole lot of Kiki, whatever that may be! 

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This week Zach and Sloane are joined by Master Colin Craven himself, Heydon Prowse, to discuss his iconic work in the magical 90's orphan film: The Secret Garden. Heydon tells us what it was like to go from unknown child to child star, his rivalry with Elijah Wood, perverted gay fan fic, and getting dissed by egg eating Dame Maggie Smith. He was also kind enough to make our childhood dreams come true by chanting with us and he answers YOUR questions about The Secret Garden! Find out what happened inside the ice bath and whether or not he made love with Mary on this week's very special "Inside the Zactor's Studio" episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 4, episode 8 of The Real Housewives of Miami. Our girls are still in the Hamptons doing...something? Boxing? Shopping at boutiques? Eating Julia's eggs? There's not much happening this episode other than Marysol pretending to be the star of the show (try again, sweaty!) and Julia giving Audriana a...best friend ring? It was weird. It was creepy. It made us dislike Julia even more than we already do, which we didn't know was possible. It's now a toss up between Julia and Che for most disliked queer person on our television screens. Aside from the Hamptons trip, Zach and Sloane discuss 2000's fashion (Michael Kors we want your head on a platter) and Sloane's husband Paul makes an appearance to talk about their dog trainer who wants to destroy Sloane and Paul's marriage! All that and more on this week's Real Housewives of Miami recap!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1997's classic American slasher sequel: Scream 2. The duo discuss everything from Bianca breath spray (a 90's make out party classic) to the unnecessary roughness of cranberry juice. Seriously why is it so intensely tart? As usual Sloane shares her love of a random  character actor (this time it's Paul Giamatti), but then she shares her secret soft spot for mega hottie / comedy legend Jerry O'Connell. Oh, and there's definitely a lot of talk about "pussy soap"...so if you're into that kinda thing, enjoy this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap season 4, episode 7 of the iconic Real Housewives of Miami. Baby, baby, baby, the ladies did NOT come to play this episode. The producers of this episode gave us everything a Bravo fan could ever want: a trip to the Hamptons, a fight over the rooms, sapphic tub scenes, Lisa in Mariah Carey's outfit from the Heartbreaker music video, angry Latinx accents, and MORE. They're not even one night in on this trip and already the insults are flying and the ladies are at each other's throats! Screw sisterhood, we want carnage! We can't wait to see what happens on next week's episode because this is a powder keg ready to explodeeeeeee! 

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