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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap two movies about "planet killers": 1998's American science fiction disaster film Armageddon and 2021's disaster comedy film Don't Look Up. Zach and Sloane compare and contrast disaster films from the 90s with disaster films from today. Topics include: Zach being murdered in the Wild West, Buzz Aldrin slaying mad pussy after going to the moon, the government keeping a list of expert drillers, why scientists hate Armageddon, Ben Affleck's 90's hotness, Sloane's horniness for dad bod Leo DiCaprio and the ephemeral beauty of Anne Hathaway smoking a cigarette in trashy Texas cowgirl clothes. All this and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap season 4 episode 4 of Real Housewives of Miami. Or, in Larsa's case, Real Housewives of Ft. Lauderdale. Larsa baby, Ft. Lauderdale ain't Miami hunny. Try again baby!! Boop! Anyway, this episode was chock full of weird sapphic foot scrubs, goat shit, and the saddest Tulum themed party anyone has ever seen. These ladies are on thin ice with these "parties"...they're just sad get togethers with some plastic table covers from Party City. We all need more from our gals. Alexia can't do it all by herself, ya'll need to help our queen out! Zach and Sloane stay pretty much on topic this week so don't expect too many deviations, but expect lots of shade thrown Julia's way on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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Queen of Bravo Alexia Echevarria has done it again. She is CARRYING this season on her back ya'll. How does she DO IT?! Isn't she tired? ¡Ay, Dios mío! This week Zach and Sloane discuss the difference between waterways, canals, and estuaries, Larsa's contributions to the BLT community, and so much more. Enjoy!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2002's America spy action adventure extreme sports film: xXx. Zach and Sloane stay weirdly on topic this week because there was so much to discuss about this movie. Like why did they have a nuclear weapon attached to a solar power submarine when the weapon can only be diffused by deep water? Why did they cast Vin Diesel as an extreme sports star when he is about as nimble as a rhinoceros? Why did Asia Argento stay at her job even though she hadn't been paid in 2 years? Why did Natasha Richardson have to die in a skiing accident? These are the questions Zach and Sloane need answered on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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Hello loyal friends and fans of Mummy Dearest! We wanted to give you all a little early Christmas surprise and give you one random episode of the Patreon! So jump right in to episode 4 of our And Just Like That recap! Topics include hating Che the podcast host, Stanford's random departure to Tokyo, Sally Field/Sally Foster wrapping paper from the 90s, how Zach fell in love with Sloane and some other random shit! We hope you enjoy! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's erotic (?) May-December spy caper classic: Entrapment. The duo got a little loose on melatonin and THC gummies and accidentally forgot they were recording so things go off the rails more than usual. Topics veer wildly from the Planet Fitness "lunk alarm" to the horrors of soggy tortilla chips in a public pool. There's a little Entrapment talk during the pod but mainly it's just nonsense. Oh, and if anyone steal's Sloane's idea for a movie called Spy Ball she'll know you listened to this and she will present this podcast as evidence in a court of law. Enjoy! 

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Zach and Sloane unwrap episodes 1 & 2 of The Real Housewives of Miami. Sloane is from Miami so she's basically an expert on the psychological profiles of the entire cast of this show. Topics include: the difference in pool parties in Miami and Rhode Island, Larsa Pippen's giant ass, OnlyFans, cultural appropriation, terrifying plastic surgery, and the darkness that surrounds Alexia's son, Peter. A special shout out to Alexia for carrying this entire series on her back. Truly doing the Lord's work! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1993’s gardening orphan extravaganza: The Secret Garden. The duo discuss their love of soup, chants, potions, and all things floral. Sloane lands on a new look for spring and Zach talks about his ball smells. Special appearance by Sloane’s father, who apparently passed down a genetic love of Brendan Fraser to Sloane. All this and so much more on this week’s Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1992's best Christmas / superhero movie: Batman Returns.  Discover fun facts about the movie that you probably never knew! Discover Zach's love of his own singing voice! Discover the horniness Zach and Sloane both have for Miss Selina Kyle / Catwoman! This week the duo discuss more 90's trends like hypnotists and putting Phil Collins places where he shouldn't be. Sloane talks about something depressing and Zach regales us with tales about his weird high school assemblies. And they both think they have Danny Devito's penguin body. All that and more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1995's World War I orphan  drama fest: A Little Princess. Honestly what is there to say except for "SARAAAAAAAAA!" Expect a lot of tears, a lot of orphan talk, and if you're lucky, you may even catch a vibe this episode. If you give it a listen that description will make a lot more sense. 

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