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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2000's small town girl dreaming of the big city coming-of-age musical rom com: Coyote Ugly. The duo discuss everything from the secret popularity of Goo Gone to the time commercials for cotton were a thing. Sloane gets starstruck when she finds out Zach got to watch Ed Hardy and Von Dutch designer Christian Audigier work his scissor magic live at Nordstrom. Zach also dazzles listeners with a story about True Religion jeans. The team then looks up what celebrity they are and spoiler alert: one of them apparently looks like Patton Oswalt. Will it be Sloane or will it be Zach? Find out on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1995's orphan rom-com "It Takes Two"! The duo discuss the magic of the 90's and the undeniable sensuality of dowdy mom / orphanage fanatic Kirstie Alley. They also deep dive the undeniable sexual appeal of Steve Guttenberg, a truly underrated 80's and 90's hottie with a body. This episode covers everything magical about the 90s: the Olsen twins, the wild amount of movies about orphans, the zany fonts, cultural appropriation during themed dinners and kidnapping! Zach also regales us with tales of prison cosplay from his youth and shares his mom's recipe for something called slop. It's probably their best episode yet. Enjoy all this and more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Tim Burton's 1999's horror fantasy fest: Sleepy Hollow. Obviously there's much mention of Danny Elfman's inescapable bell themed score, Casper Van Dien's hotness, and the messy accents of the residents of Sleepy Hollow. There's history, mystery, and tons of recipes in this week's episode including roasted fennel and white bean dip! Sloane shares her secrets for a yummy scented home (you just need a dollop of chili in a wax warmer) and Zach explains that masturbation IS self care! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane discuss 1995's drag queen road comedy: Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar. The duo are joined by author, ally, friend to all, and noted bisexual: Jen Winston! This episode is one of the more intellectual episodes because Jen is a wealth of information about queer issues. The trio discuss all things LGBTQIA+ and find out just how Patrick Swayze learned to be such an effortless queen. All this and more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2015's period piece supernatural horror film: The Witch! So typically Sloane will take notes as she edits but this week the only note she wrote was "gay porn idea: Plymouth Rock Hard" so...do with that what you will. The topics on the pod include general New England fan girl stuff from Zach, 2nd hand hazy memory witch lore from Sloane, and a lot of very bad British accents and a lot of whispering / shouting the name "Mercy!" Jokes aside, this film is a feminist masterpiece and an amazing piece of cinema, so definitely watch it and then listen to this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1994's gay gay gay gothic horror vampire extravaganza: Interview with the Vampire. Special guest Ian Paget joins the duo to discuss just how gay this film is! Ian shares some never before heard stories about his time on the set of "Rock of Ages" and somehow no one talks about incest! Don't worry, they still talk pedophilia and death! Listen to that and so much more during this week's episode of Croatia's 20th favorite comedy podcast: Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane take you behind the scenes with a free Patreon episode! They're unwrapping 1996's satirical slasher film: Scream. This episode is pretty no-frills because Sloane no longer cares about editing in music. Listen to the duo discuss Zach's testicular torsion and his love of Ebenezer Scrooge style sleep shirts. They also talk about Matthew Lillard's lizard tongue and why the town where Scream takes place was so cool and casual about serial killers murdering teens? All this and more on this special edition of the Mummy Dearest Patreon podcast! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's American teen supernatural horror film: The Craft. This week's episode goes from light as a feather to stiff as a board as the duo discuss everything from how far you can throw semen to Sloane's current legal issues. The team discusses the hotness of 90's boys, the horrors of the patriarchy, and Fairuza Balk's tooth color. All that and much, much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest 

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This week Zach Mellen and Sloane Steel unwrap 1995's coming-of-age teen comedy classic / Emma rip-off: Clueless. They unpack everything from high school parties, 90's commercial jingles, sexual tension in grocery stores, the sensuality of scallops, and of course, incest. But like, it applies to the movie this time. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's teen sci-fi horror film: The Faculty.  We find out chilling information about Zach (he went to a Jay Leno taping!) and we get a peek into his therapy journal (very upsetting!) Sloane makes it almost a full minute before discussing death and only 12 minutes before discussing pedophilia. The duo wonders if Elijah Wood would fuck the shit out of you or if he'd be a gentle lover. Sloane has a new business idea for Joey Fatone and the two talk gout.  Other topics this week include: bussy, 90's baby bangs, Lilith from Frasier's beautiful legs (we are looking respectfully), Josh Hartnett's incredible face and voice and body and everything (we are looking disrespectfully), and of course murder! All that and not much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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