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This week Zach and Sloane discuss 1997's most eruptive disaster film starring Pierce Brosnan's Croakies: Dante's Peak. Zach shares the tale(s) of his daring rescues and how he received the title of Rhode Island's Puddle Boy.  The duo discuss child murder (as usual) and Sloane discusses her Father's Day plans with Kenny G and the time she was addicted to smoking construction worker cigarette butts. And there's a bonus construction worker story, too! They actually talk about the movie this week so that's something new and exciting! All this and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane disappoint almost everyone by barely discussing 1996's best disaster film about separated storm chasers looking for love and tornados: Twister. They discuss everything from class rings and Helen Hunt's lesbian top energy to Grimace's perfect body. Listen to them discuss Zach's favorite all-you-can-eat chicken restaurant and his high school's jock strap problem. Don't hold your breath as you wait for them to discuss Twister because it doesn't happen! Sure they touch upon Cary Elwes's grotesque death scene and Philip Seymour Hoffman's heroin overdose but they definitely don't talk about Twister much more than that! Take a trip down memory lane as the two friends talk about home theater systems from the 1990's and how Zach is a sickly Victorian child who just wants to die under a porch like an elderly cat. All that and more (but not more about Twister!) on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This is it. The moment no one has been waiting for: 90'S SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER TIME! This week Zach and Sloane travel back in time to 1993's science fiction dinosaur spectacular: Jurassic Park! Unlike most episodes they actually discuss the film this time. Of course there's plenty of sidetracks including: Zach's nose hair, Sloane breastfeeding her adult son, problematic Chick-fil-A, Sloane's terrible babysitting and wild massage story! Listen to Zach and Sloane discuss why no one should see Melancholia and discover their recipe for juicy chicken breasts. Sloane's husband Paul makes a guest appearance to discuss male anatomy and Sloane talks about her sexy toenail! All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unpack 1993's incredibly problematic erotic thriller: The Crush. As always the duo barely discuss the movie but instead focus on Thermos kids, Sloane's dad's 1960's electrolysis, perverted veterinarians,  which flavor of Doritos make Zach sick and whether or not nanny Fran Fine could bring peace to the Middle East. All this and more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane barely discuss 2002's erotic teen psychopathic thriller, Swimfan! Listen to them veer wildly from talking about Sloane's denim fedora and Zach's double popped collars, to high school basketball games and the Holocaust. They cover it all yet also cover nothing at all on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane are joined by everyone's favorite guest co-host, Ian Paget, to discuss the horniest movie of their preteen years: Cruel Intentions. Ryan Phillippe, the King of 1999,  drops in before dinner to dish up some behind-the-scenes facts about "Cruel Intentions" and Zach and Ian freak out. Find out what prop Ryan kept from set and find out what Benecio Del Toro smells like! All that and more on this week's can't miss episode! 

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This week Zach Mellen and Sloane Steel discuss 1995's best pill addled, drunk, skydiving talking gorilla adventure caper: Congo! Before they unpack Laura Linney's ("ugly woman" -Amy the gorilla) award winning performance they discuss everything from pubic hair rankings to terrorism. Sloane talks about her experience flying Spirit airlines while Zach talks about, what else, leeches on his scrotum. This week we find out Sloane has been invited to join the illuminati and we find out why Zach can't eat peanuts (spoiler: it has nothing to do with allergies!) Sloane  discusses her arch nemesis: J.Lo's bedazzled tumblers and Zach wants you to "pay attention puh-lease!" All this and more on Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane discuss 1995's misunderstood NC-17 erotic drama masterpiece: Showgirls. Listen to them kind of talk about Showgirls while also discussing how Zach wants to be committed to a turn of the century insane asylum, the lawlessness of airport terminals, Doggy Chow, the perils of MAC lipgloss, Zach's groundbreaking exercise tips, Sloane's fan theory about Miss Britney Jean Spears's film Crossroads, and Showtime's Gigolos.  As always they discuss penis size, Michael Fassbender, J Lo, and Sloane reveals yet another murderous dark secret. You don't want to miss this episode! 

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This week Zach and Sloane discuss an oft forgotten rom-com masterpiece, 1999's "Blast from the Past" starring King Brendan Fraser and Queen Alicia Silverstone. As always Zach and Sloane discuss Zach's scrotum, their love of Brendan's soft lips, Zach's obsession with Alicia Silverstone, and the swing dance craze of the 90's. They also delve into their personal celebrity feuds. Zach faces off against Tahj Mowry while Sloane goes head to head with the self proclaimed new king of pop, Aaron Carter. This episode uncovers another one of Sloane's dark secrets and Zach's puritanical fear of having his mother examine his ball sack. All that and more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane discuss 1997's  fever dream fantasy "Batman & Robin"...the gayest film ever made! Listen to them deep dive dicks, gynecologists, Queen Uma Thurman's stunning performance, that weird time in the 90's when films were all about women auctions, and which Vanderpump Rule's baby should be cast as Robin if this film is ever remade! 

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