My Dad Caught Me Masturbating | HOLIDAY WORSTS

In the pilot episode of This Is The Worst, Brittany Furlan Lee and Brittany Schmitt (annoyingly "the Brittanys") give their takes on your worst holiday moments while sharing their own unhinged stories and cringe-worthy holiday worsts. Schmitt’s Dad caught her masturbating. Makeout throw-up as the clock strikes twelve. An NBA player slides into Schmitt’s DMs. Creepy stepdads. Cracker Jack box vagina. Blowing your celebrity crush. Schmitt’s best sex was with a (now) pastor. Swinging, literally, into the New Year. Schmitt’s NYE meth story. Pissing the bed. And so much more as the Brittanys make the best of the worst in Episode 1.

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Hosted and Executive Produced by: Brittany Furlan Lee and Brittany Schmitt

Studio: Kandoo Films -- https://www.kandoofilms.com/

Edited by: Shane Danahy -- https://instagram.com/shanedanahy

Time Stamps:

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:02 - Holiday Havoc

00:03:46 - Childhood Memories

00:05:37 - Childhood Memories and NBA Players

00:07:37 - Athlete Pursues Relationship

00:09:25 - The Flippery of the Script

00:11:21 - The Pitfalls of Chasing After the Wrong Person

00:13:20 - The Frustration of Dealing with Him

00:15:04 - Dealing with Creepy Stepdads

00:16:55 - Disgusting Behavior of Mike "Eart" and Steve

00:18:59 - Uncomfortable Experiences and Inappropriate Vibes

00:20:56 - Throwing Up on a New Year's Eve Kiss

00:23:09 - The Worst Sex Experience Ever

00:25:20 - Stories and Random Conversations

00:27:13 - A Surprising Encounter

00:29:11 - Strange Encounter with a Famous Actor during Filming

00:31:24 - Talking About Molly

00:33:27 - Unexpected Swinger Encounter

00:35:24 - Tommy's True Personality Revealed

00:37:22 - Guys and Impressing Others

00:39:27 - Accidentally doing meth on New Year's Eve

00:41:28 - Sweating in a Corner

00:43:16 - Dad's Christmas Mix-Up

00:45:12 - Silly Divorce Dad Move

00:47:06 - Funny Bedwetting Stories

00:49:01 - My Mom's Bathroom Incident

00:50:59 - Investing in a Potential Inheritance

00:52:47 - Strange Family Dynamics

00:54:43 - The Excitement of Extending Dogs' Lives

00:56:44 - Prolonging Dog's Lives

00:58:33 - Mental Health Struggles and Inappropriate Text Messages

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