Dear Steve and Shirley, I’m going to jump right on in. I cheated on my wife two years ago with a woman that constantly threatened to call my wife when she didn’t get what she wanted. This went on 2 years until I ran out of money and decided to end the affair. This woman called my wife a few days later. I was out, cutting the yard when she called my house and my wife answered..................

 

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