My Wife, She Loves That Reprise Show

We took some time off from reading but we’re back at it and a lot of stuff keeps happening in this book where nothing happens. One group makes their way through shadesmar while Kaladin starts making therapy and thinking things are going okay before things go very not okay. We talk about: Zi-O, Gaslight, The Rooms, Metaphor Endgame,  We Hate Colorado, Muppet Movie, Pokemon TCG, StageFright, Excalibur, TJPW, Chicago, Nine Sols, Veilgard, Adolin’s Balance Patch, Shallan’s Third Book, A Group Of Patterns, Kaladin’s Therapy, More On Disability, Luke’s Third Eye Moment, The Sibling, Shallan Theories, Horse Dreams, Adolin Cuts Off So Many Heads Off, The Radiants Fall, Toxic Yuri Anticipation, Venli Finds The Line, Everybody Hates Liren, KYS Kaladin, Lift Is Sad, The Dark Patch,v

We’re starting Rhythm of War, a book that is a bit mixed in the Stormlight community and we have a lot of FEELINGS about it. We talk about: Investiture, Silent Hill 2, Marriage Toxin, Metaphor Problems Mad God, Gunfire Reborn, The Shining, Evil Honey, Another Long Discussion About Cosmere Stuff, We Hate Lirin, Fight Fucking, Shallan A Freak, Kaladin Is Built Different, Luke Wants People To Respect Lift, Kaladin On The Bench, Hanging At The Bar, The Ghostblood’s Deal, Gaz’s Eye, Meeting Of The Nine, The Minx, Queen Jasna, Another Long Discussion About Queerness, Syl Chapter,

We read Dawnshard, a totally fine little side journey that we all like a good amount. However this novella gives us a chance to really dig into some of the things about the writings of Brandon Sanderson that trouble us or just annoy us so we spend a whole lot of time talking about that and less on the perfectly good story about the merchant Rysn and The Lopan going to a spooky island. We talk about: The Cosmere EU, Kingdom of Heaven, NextFest, Metaphor, Dawn of The Dead, Wrestledream, Moria, Diablo 4, Scrolls, Triforce Real, Yalb Is Back, Stormlight And Identity, Cousins, Chittering Servant, Different Languages, Weird Lil Ardent, The Dawnshard, A Long Fate Question

It’s the end of Oatbringer but it sure ain’t the end of oaths. Everything from armies to worlds collide in the big finale of the book. We talk about: Botany Manor, HxH, Dark City, Metaphor, Ufo 50, Ashley’s October Films Part 1, Even More Satisfactory, DALINAR KHOLIN THO, Cultivation, Storm Physics, Oaths, Renarin’s Big Secret, Szeth’s Ideal, Thrill Army, Exclusively Gay Characters, Amaram Gets An Evil Pill, Shallan’s Army, Adolin’s Sword OOMFie, The Breaking Of The Throuple, Fast, Real Life Parallels, Moash Kills A God, Queen, Hoid Gets Beat, 

All of us are in spooky Shadesmar trying to survive with all these beads and Fused. Meanwhile Dalinar is recovering from all the shit he remembered and I’m sure that’s gonna go GREAT for him. I’m sure no plotting Aladdin Sultan mother fuckers aren’t plotting his downfall under his nose. We talk about: 1000XResist, Spaceman, New Zelda, Alien Nation, Satisfactory’s Evil Swamp, Dalinar Drinks A Lot Of Wine, Jasna At 3x Speed, What’s Navani’s Deal, Hoid Tattoo, The Thrill Returns, Summon A Cloud, Taravangian Is Old As Shit, Dalinar And Venli Talk, Future Stuff, Ancient Aliens, Gay Lil Sword, Szeth Goes To Summer Camp, Luke Reads A Spoiler, We Need A Threesome, Spren’s True Forms, Kaladin Sees A Spoiler, Dead Eyes, Honor Boat, Stone Heist, Teft Fucks Up,

WOW. Molly wasn’t lying when she said a lot of things happened in this section of the book. Thankfully it’s all fine and good and no one is dying and no one is mentally broken. We talk about: Ridley Scott, Moria, Astro Boy, Fran Von Karma, Stitch, Satisfactory, Unsolved Yeti, We Love Adolin, Dalinar vs Shallan, Darth Odium The Wise, Veil Is From The Streets, Method, The Revel, Spren Dying, Gaslight Weaving, Only Knows War, Stole His Lunch, Don’t Care For Renarin, The Rift, Molly Loves Wife Killers, Laundry, The Hog, Think I Fucked Up, Gave God Anxiety, 

Well not as much going on as the full book we got last time but as I’m writing this in the future where I’ve read part three I can now tell that this is the eye of the highstorm. We talk about: Bee Labs, Wrong Side Of The Road, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Satisfactory, Depressing Plastics, Brandon Knows About Gay People, Luke Supports Women’s Wrongs, Molly Called Up Brandon, Jasna Murders, Sigzil Homophobia, Rock’s Family, Teft Is Fucked, Lopan Gets Sticky, Moash Did Nothing Wrong (Citation Needed), Joker-fied, VR Chat, The Herald’s Deal, Dalinar At The Club, Missing The Second Kid, Meeting Odium, Soulcast Too Close To The Second Sun,

It’s Oathbringer time and Brandon Sanderson goofed it and put a whole book in this part. This leads to a Five Star Run Time. Has that term been out of use long enough that I can grab it from the curb? We talk about: Comic Books, Done With Dune, Luke’s Roman Empire, Old Games, Ashley’s Weird Lucha Movie, Satisfactory, Unsolved Mysteries, We Gotta Kill That Guy, Out Of Bond Visions, Syl Knows Sex, Kaladin’s Family, Listener Pals, Parry The Storm, One Problem Solved, Adolin The Investigator, Dalinar Was Fucked, Killed A Kid, Remembering My Wife, Caveman, Curvy Wife, Hanging Dudes, Shallan Solves Mental Problems, Sword Training, Getting Drunk Off Moonshine, Shallan Stabs A Guy, Lady Stuff, A Light Play, Midnight Mother, Big Titty Is Back In Town, Monk Reading Porn, Is Elshonai Dead,

We read Edgedancer, the Lift novel and the one bit of Stormlight Molly hasn’t read. Considering how we were left divided on Lift how will we take a full book of her. We talk about: Romeo + Juliet, Addams Family, LotR Online, Tim Burton, That TV Glow, 1917, Zodia, Its Short!, Wyndle, Lift Is Problematic, The Law, The Big Library, Radiant Predictions, Whose Goddamn White Baby Is That, Crab Man, Money Laundering, Hugs, Would You Love Me If I Was A Sword, Knight Radiant Quiz,

We’re joined by Iris (for the rest of the season in fact) to wrap up Words of Radiance. How cool does the book end? Does Brandon get better at large scale battles? Who dies in the most fucked up way??? We talk about: Iris The Summoner, Pseudoregalia, Truckin’, Dark Souls 2, Trapped, SF. Anti Italian, Amaram Gets Punked, Luke Was Wrong, Cleaning Dirt, Syl Disobeys Her Dad, The Diagram, All The Princes, Shallan Tells, Oathgates, Red Shorts, Fidget Spren, Two Storms, Getting Sky’d, Szeth vs Kaladin, Retcon, Moash Fucked Up,
Pattern Triggers Shallan, Sadeas GETS IT, Road Trip, Future Plans,