Myths and Legends

The story of Culhwch and Olwen is that of a thousand quests and why it's probably ok to name your baby after the place they were born...but maybe not if they were born in a literal pigsty.

The creature this week is the Hydrus, who is not the Lernian Hydra, of Heracles fame, but it does get a second act as a Biblical metaphor.

Culhwch and Olwen: https://myths.link/fetchquests
Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership

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Music:

"Dandelions" by Chad Crouch
"Space" by Chad Crouch
"Edgeworthia" by Chad Crouch
"Peonies" by Chad Crouch
"Moonrise" by Chad Crouch

The story of Mirza, from Armenian folklore, and why it pays to be a heavy sleeper. Also, if you find your incredibly angry, stinky uncle chained up in a closet...it's probably best to leave him there. If you can.

The creature this week is Big Bird! If Big Bird ate corpses...

The story of Mirza: https://myths.link/mirza

Bacon Bandages: https://myths.link/baconbandages

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Music:

"Bossa Boa" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Crosswire" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Halpver" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Where we Make our Stand" by Chad Crouch
"Pacific Wrens (Instrumental)"" by Chad Crouch

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A knight learns that generosity for those in need is good. Generosity to the point where you're in a worse spot than those you're helping? Maybe it's time to make a budget. Also, why you should follow that very, very stinky man in the woods.

The creature is the Hobyah! Despite their fun sounding name, they're horrible. Their victims, sadly, are not much better.

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Amadas: https://myths.link/amadas
The Manatea: https://myths.link/manatea
The membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership

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Music:

"Village Keeper" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Mill Wyrm" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Backwards Flow" by Blue Dot Sessions

Lord Long Legs is a spider daimyo with ruthless mantis samurai. Sazaye has an impenetrable shell that will always keep him safe. An eel grilling couple discovers a secret in their midst. Three stories collide on this week's episode. 

The creature is why hydration might actually be hazardous to your health.

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Music:

"Bon Journee" by Chad Crouch
 "Villano" by Blue Dot Sessions
 "Road to Jordan" by Blue Dot Sessions
 "Lonely Stairwell" by Blue Dot Sessions
 "Drizzle" by Blue Dot Sessions

What happens when you mix chastity, violence, and absolutely zero private baths? The history of the Olympian Artemis...and a whole lot of problems.

The creature this week is the Heinzelmännchen, the little naked men who live in your walls.

Nic Cage spoons: https://myths.link/spooons

Disclaimer: https://myths.link/341

Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership

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Music:

"Brer Krille" by Blue Dot Sessions

"The Gran Dias" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Uncertain Ground" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Don Germaine" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Dawn Line Approaching" by Blue Dot Sessions

A Halloween story about the specter bridegroom. A bridegroom. Who's also a specter...and the bride who's actually really ok with that.

The creature is a little piggy with soul. Your soul, to be exact.

Disclaimer: https://myths.link/340
Banana injector: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CPSCLSW
Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership

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Sponsor:

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Music:

"Spring Migration" by Chad Crouch
 "Vik Fence Haflak" by Blue Dot Sessions
 "Sixmile Piano" by Blue Dot Sessions

The story of Frithiof and Ingeborg is rife with evil trolls, good trolls, sea witches, land witches, and how to move on when the tragedy of the past has changed you (into an actual troll).

The creatures this week are Havman and Havfrue, Danish mer-people who might mer-der you or just give you a nice mer-ssage to relax. Mer.

Sources: https://myths.link/339

Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership

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Music:

"Daybreak" by Chad Crouch
"Dusk" by Chad Crouch
"Invicta" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Manaan" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Small Hours" by Chad Crouch
"The Gloaming" by Chad Crouch
"A Convocation" by Chad Crouch
"Bird Language" by Chad Crouch

Viking is a Viking. His dad was either not very creative when it came to naming him, or had a very specific plan for his life. In his story we meet evil giants, awesome mythological dwarf dads, and the only Viking ball game that doesn't turn deadly...during the ball game. It kind of does immediately afterward, though.

The creature is Hogboy! It's a barrow-wight, and it's actually way more terrifying than it sounds.

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Coddies: https://myths.link/coddies

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Music:

"Cicle Deserrat" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Backwater" by Chad Crouch
"Lover's Hollow" by Chad Crouch
"Highride Chrome" by Chad Crouch

For the god of healing, Apollo sure does a lot of the exact opposite. Born to a mother on the run from a giant snake, Apollo's life only gets more chaotic and destructive from there.

The creature is Half-Chick! He might be only half a chicken, but he's 100% enema. Yes, you just read that correctly.

Disclaimer: https://myths.link/337

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Music:

"Unit 34" by Blue Dot Sessions
"The Broker" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Stephi" by Blue Dot Sessions
"The Sunshades" by Blue Dot Sessions

Xuanzang, the monk leading the Monkey King, Pigsy, and Sandy on their journey to the west doesn't want to get married. The city full of women who want to marry him don't really care.

The creature is the Guyascutus, a deadly alligator. Imagine that. What an oddity.

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Disclaimer: https://myths.link/336

Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership

Nose Flute: https://myths.link/noseflute

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Music:

Mountain Road by Blue Dot Sessions

When We Set Out by Blue Dot Sessions

Constructivism by Chad Crouch

Ludyku by Chad Crouch

Constructivism by Chad Crouch