Myths and Legends

Arthur has been kidnapped. Guinevere's evil twin is at large. The kingdom is thrown into chaos. Their hope rests with a bunch of knights putting others first and doing the right thing. Yeah, they're pretty much doomed.

The creature is a soft-bodied, vampire hunter with crazy black hair. Finally, a Halloween costume I can pull off.

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Music:

All music by Blue Dot Sessions

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The story of Queen Guinevere as she goes from princess, to queen, to convict.

The creature is the Ciguapa, from Haitian and Dominican folklore, and you'll see that if you're asking which monsters to follow into the dark forest, you're kind of already making questionable decisions.

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Music:

All music by Blue Dot Sessions

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The story of Zjermi, Handa, the dragon Kuchedra, and about a hundred naked armpit angels from Albania.

When it comes to the creature this week, look, we all need our "me" time, just don't transform your children into sleepy foxes to get it.

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Music:

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In a story from the folklore of the Sorko people who lived along the Niger river in West Africa, a hippo is causing all sorts of trouble. I mean, hippos are dangerous, but ones that can sprout ovens on their back and shoot fire streams like some kind of final-evolution Pokemon mean this village needs a hero.

The creature is Babamik! She's a deranged murderer who had it all...until her daughter started dating.

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Music:

Music by Podington Bear and Blue Dot Sessions

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The conclusion of "A Heart of Stone" by Wilhelm Hauff, where we see what happens when Peter Munk, out of options after threatening the Little Glass Man, turns to the devil to help himself through dire circumstances.

The creature, the okuri-inu (送り犬) is a dog that might help you out when you need it most...because when it comes to killing you, this dog has dibs.

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Music:

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A German fairy tale about striving, falling short, and then seeking help from dangerous mythological creatures to help you pick up the slack.

The creature is Azrail, the giant who is terrible at fighting.

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Three stories from the Grimm brothers of people helping someone out. Sometimes that goes well. Other times you end up with an indescribable urge to bury your nose in filth and hunt for truffles.

The creatures are three generations of sleazy Irish water creatures on a redemption arc.

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Music:

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A story from India about what happens when a murder cult who turns intruders into dogs moves in across the river and why you should get as far away as possible...because of the murder cult that turns people into dogs.

The creature is Bolster the giant! He has fun festivals celebrating him (dying)!

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Music:

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Odysseus confronts the suitors, and our long journey comes to its end.

The creatures (Bakwas and Dzunukwa) just want to make you a roommate in their strange, invisible house. Or kill you. Or both.

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Music:

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Odysseus finally landed on Ithaca, but, with 120 angry, armed men in his house who want his wife and life, can he survive his homecoming?

The creatures are Black Annis and Gentle Annis. Black Annis is a pale blue and Gentle Annis wrecks boats.

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Music:

"Bogero" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Home Home at Last" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Just the Feeling in the Room" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Low Coal Camper" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Everybody" by Podington Bear

"Shields Up" by Blue Dot Sessions

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