Nerd Poker

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Each week, under dark of night, a group of warriors lead by Brian Posehn gather to play Dungeons & Dragons, and you're invited to attend!

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S4E34 The Shell's Lament

05.04.2021

The Castaway Cuties approach Megalake Pangadon, which looms on the horizon. Unfortunately a gigantic depressed dragon turtle lies in the way. Should be easy to not irritate one of those, yeah? Yeah. No problem. Easy peasy.

Nerd Poker episodes:

05.04.2021 S4E34 The Shell's Lament The Castaway Cuties approach Megalake Pangadon, which looms on the horizon. Unfortunately a gigantic depressed dragon turtle lies in the way. Should be easy to not irritate one of those, yeah? Yeah. No problem. Easy peasy.
04.27.2021 S4E33 Mindflayer Shanty The Castaway Cuties continue their team up with the mysterious sailors known as the "Ice Five" as they sail east and hope to find a lich-smiting hammer for Toody. Hopefully there won't be any sea monsters! Dan would NEVER, right??
04.19.2021 S4E32 Good Boy Ramen This episode we talk to Sam's dog Ramen about how he is such a good boy for the full run time. Well kinda, there's also a lot of D&D.; The Castaway Cuties also do some classic shopping Nerd Poker style, ...
04.13.2021 S4E31 Magma Mystery Mining With their latest nightmare slightly behind them (or at least, in a gross pile nearby) the Castaway Cuties now have a mysterious lava tube and a hellish wailing dimension with no gravity to contend with. Luckily they're more resolute than ...
04.05.2021 S4E30 Bleak Week For Cuties Things are getting rough for the Castaway Cuties during their battle with the Pandemonium demon, as one ally after another falls. One thing is for certain, if anyone is haunted by the ghost of an adorable bunny it will suck. ...
03.30.2021 S4E29 Gravity Shmavity Our intrepid Cuties continue their combat with the vicious Pandemonium beast, seeking answers as to why all these monks are getting killed. Hopefully Danny won't feel too bad about what happens to Nathan as Chris Tallman portrays sorrow in the ...
03.23.2021 S4E28 Demonic Winds The Castaway Cuties are headed to another dimension (another dimension, another dimension) to help out the Davenglaven monk situation, and it looks like things are gonna get real messy. We can only hope that the otherworldly howling won't upset Nathan's ...
03.16.2021 S4E27 Octopus Royalty With a new possibly wealthy patron in tow (who might just be a demon creature) the Castaway Cuties must decide how to follow up their exploits over at the giant trans-dimensional duck junk thing. Their destiny awaits, and also, probably ...
03.09.2021 S4E26 A Tug In The Dark Toody went for a little swim in the dark cavernous waters beneath the Leviathan's Spiral, only to get an innocent little tug on the leg of his armor. Probably something super cheery and not evil or slimy at all! RIGHT?
03.02.2021 S4E25 Tortle Trayzure Sure, the Castaway Cuties just mashed a villain, but do you think they'll be satisfied with his horde of loot? Oh, no, not in the slightest! Every square inch of the den of this reptilian ne'er-do-well is about to get ...
02.23.2021 S4E24 Plummet Summit The Castaway Cuties continue to clear the cavern, only they are now faced with a vertical shaft that has them thinking back to several seasons of their characters falling down and occasionally being snapped in half. Time to consider their ...
02.16.2021 S4E23 Vertical Shafts Who doesn't like a nice, thick, shaft? The Castaway Cuties are about to explore more of the Leviathan's Spiral, a gigantic exoskeletal thing chock full of them, so you can only imagine that we're gonna be talkin' about shaft(s).
02.09.2021 S4E22 Shadowhell Surely combating a 30-foot-tall shadow will have zero consequences, and soon the Castaway Cuties will be back home in Blingbottom polishing their suit of armor with a demon inside it. Hopefully the fight will wind down right... about... soon...
02.02.2021 S4E21 Memaw Melee The Castaway Cuties try to power through their most difficult fight yet, as fingers of doom start pointing and hit points start dropping. Hopefully those helpful NPCs they saved from the mutant gorillas will come in handy, right guys? Guys?
01.26.2021 S4E20 Sweet Oasis The crew is doing their best to get inside the twirly-yet-still-somehow-phallic Leviathan's Spiral and sadly one of their NPC guides is in peril. Hopefully they can rescue him and get inside the... shaft of the spiral, where they can then ...
01.19.2021 S4E19 Leviathan's Spiral It's time to track down the Filament of Dongle and see why they went missing inside the Leviathan's Spiral. What's that? A map that is almost definitely phallic? You know it.
01.12.2021 S4E18 Flaysacola After making their mark on the rough and tumble town of Blingbottom, our heroes head north, seeking the order of monks that knows how to locate the legendary hammer of Bahamut. Hopefully they won't light their own transportation on fire ...
01.05.2021 S4E17 Cellar's Market Our heroes (whose group name is currently unofficial but we all know Castaway Cuties is still the frontrunner) explore the cellar of the manor, and hope that they can claim its treasure as their own (or at least sell it ...
12.29.2020 S4E16 Vamp Stamp The crew battles the sleepy guest of the manor that they awoke unceremoniously from its slumber, with the hopes of making the quaint trayzure room all their own. Cheers from the whole Nerd Poker crew on making it through 2020 ...
12.23.2020 Forest Meat Up with Felicia Day Hey listeners, we wanted to say thank you for a crazy year of support and offer you this two-part bonus adventure with Felicia Day as a special gift to you! Recorded in late 2019 around Christmas time at Brian's house ...
12.22.2020 S4E15 What's In The Box You didn't expect our heroes to not thoroughly check THAT ONE CONTAINER in the TRAYZURE ROOM, did you? Well here they go, giving the awkward trayzure situation the proper Nerd Poker collection treatment! Also apologies for the audio being slightly ...
12.15.2020 S4E14 Receptacle Spectacle The Kind Crew (or whatever they name might be) really put their powers of earnestness to the test as they tidy up the final corners of the hag's mansion. And what better moment for the creepiest of dungeon masters to ...
12.08.2020 S4E13 Invisible Jerk Our intrepid crew is getting a little sick of dealing with this huge invisible archfey who doesn't know anything. And you know what that means: they will probably blow him up so they can go about plundering the rest of ...
12.01.2020 S4E12 Hag Manor Our kind crew has a relatively creepy manor they'd like to shake the loot out of, but will their creepy dungeon master put an unfairly massive monster in their path before they can roll all their investigation checks?
11.24.2020 S4E11 Nine Nein-Canines Our crew must confront the dog-related mystery they've gotten themselves into, as well as the wealthy old lady sobbing on Danny's monk-robed shoulder. No way things will get violent, knowing how nice everyone is. Right?
11.17.2020 S4E10 Guild Trip Our super-friendly band of heroes continue their quest to make a good impression on the gritty, coastal town of Blingbottom by cruising for side missions, and they may just make a name for themselves.
11.10.2020 S4E9 Blingbottom The crew feels out the local culture of Blingbottom (which turns out to be a lot of misfortune and unsavory card games) as well as a name for themselves. And if you were hoping someone in the party would try ...
11.03.2020 S4E8 Marrow, Wanna? Our heroes deal with the final obstacle between them and the beach of Davenglaven, and the unseemly field of bones at the cave's exit. Will the party have another charm-off competition? It's virtually guaranteed!
10.27.2020 S4E7 Uncorker Our heroes have nearly reached the beaches of Davenglaven, but first there's treasure to unpack, and a mysterious impasse to uncork. Hopefully that total-party-kill you almost thought was going to happen in the first episode of the season isn't going ...
10.20.2020 S4E6 Labyrinthine Scene The new crew is making their way to the end of this narrow, winding bottleneck, but there's a very interesting side passage beckoning them to explore. Surely there's no harm in testing some new spells out on some blind corners, ...
10.13.2020 S4E5 Lava Lunch Our new Season 4 heroes have stumbled upon two firenewts engaged in some sort of lunchtime ritual, cooking a hapless creature over a small lava barbecue. They could sneak on by, but it wouldn't be Nerd Poker if everyone didn't ...
10.06.2020 S4E4 Newt in Town Our new crew has a bottleneck ahead of them, and it's infested with deadly firenewts. Hopefully their morally suspect guide will lead them down the best path without too many surprises, and maybe they'll get a cool finishing move or ...
09.29.2020 S4E3 Verge Overkill Our band of companions begins to consider their path to the mainland of Davenglaven, and it looks like they'll have to consider the trustworthiness of a snake-headed creep named Verge. Will they float or will they spelunk? Those are the ...
09.22.2020 S4E2 Davenglaven After a confrontation with a rude guard leads our new crew to an unfortunate boat situation with some rather unsavory roars happening just off deck. Will this be the fastest Total Party Kill in Nerd Poker history?
09.15.2020 S4E1 Schoonarooni Welcome to a brand new season and brand new story! It's time for our cast to set the stage with a brand new Level 3 crew, one that's getting the hell out of Cloddenheim fast.
09.13.2020 Epilogue - Season 3 New heroes will soon have to cope with the world events of Season 3, but first, let's see what happened to the Ice Five after Episode 85...
09.08.2020 Episode 85 - The Age Of Elves The time has come for the Ice Five to make their play. Will they trust the elves that showed up at the doorstep of the altar? Will one of the Ice Five themselves attempt to ascend to the mantle of ...
09.01.2020 Episode 84 - The Calm Before The Dad The Ice Five are have alerted Halcyne's father that they are at an incredibly powerful intersection of mortality and immortality, and the way out just went "pop." Hopefully what about to arrive is friendly! If not, they can probably just ...
08.25.2020 Episode 83 - To Ascend Or Not To Ascend The Ice Five have finally made it to the Altar of the Tenebrous One, hoping that a plan would somehow come to mind once they checked everything out real good. Perhaps the squawking little kobold will provide a clue? Perhaps ...
08.18.2020 Episode 82 - Don't Look Down There's a very small space between a swarming cloud and the sheer mountain-face, but the Ice Five are determined to not let that get in the way of their plan to get to the altar of the Tenebrous One. Even ...
08.11.2020 Episode 81 - Freak Peak A new day is dawning, and the Ice Five have the final ascent up Pandemonium's Fang before them. They've stared at it all campaign on the map, but they imaginations may not have prepared them for what a jerk their ...
08.04.2020 Episode 80 - Ultraweirdo The Ice Five are fresh off of slaying a mega-spider feybeast and are heading up the foothills of Pandemonium's Fang, but first they have to contend with one of Dan's trademark super creepy NPCs. Will they kill it, or just ...
07.28.2020 Episode 79 - Feywilderness The Ice Five have escaped to The Feywild, but oh yeah, they've never been here before and everything is a giant creepy glowing monster. Surely this will work out as some kind of harmless shortcut though, right???
07.21.2020 Episode 78 - Melted Sand That Walks The Ice Five have always been fans of entering mysterious caves, and as cautious as they were, they're still a little stuck. Luckily one amongst them was built with some extra options back at the factory.
07.14.2020 Episode 77 - Halcyne Not Heard With the dragon fight ramping up, it remains to be Halcyne (cyne what we did there?) whether her gambit with the necklace will pay off. Meanwhile the Ice Five have another task ahead of them- how do they eventually escape ...
07.07.2020 Episode 76 - Stoned Cleric The effects of Halcyne's unfortunate dexterity situation are beginning to sink in, and the Ice Five must contend with another vicious (and mutated) dragon from their past.
06.30.2020 Episode 75 - Stepped In It The Ice Five head into the steppes surrounding Pandemonium's Fang in the hopes of destroying the altar of the Tenebrous One. But it wouldn't be Cloddenheim if there was a clear path between them and the big event, would it? ...
06.23.2020 Episode 74 - Revelation Station The Ice Five must decide whether to trust the Violet Fang, trap her outright, set her on fire, or just kinda awkwardly part ways. See if you can guess which they choose!
06.16.2020 Episode 73 - Frienemy's Frienemies The Ice Five exit their awkward Violet Fang conversation only to encounter so many passive aggressive NPC's that they long for a monster to kill. Hopefully they'll find some hot loot along the way, as well as a hot lead ...
06.09.2020 Episode 72 - Pirate Pyre The Ice Five continue their mini-boss killing spree that has them in a showdown with Dratlanna the drow-beholder, and you better believe they've got some fun new moves to try out. Will they survive? Where will they head next? Is ...

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Nerd Poker episodes:

S4E34 The Shell's Lament

S4E33 Mindflayer Shanty

S4E32 Good Boy Ramen

S4E31 Magma Mystery Mining

S4E30 Bleak Week For Cuties

S4E29 Gravity Shmavity

S4E28 Demonic Winds

S4E27 Octopus Royalty

S4E26 A Tug In The Dark

S4E25 Tortle Trayzure

S4E24 Plummet Summit

S4E23 Vertical Shafts

S4E22 Shadowhell

S4E21 Memaw Melee

S4E20 Sweet Oasis

S4E19 Leviathan's Spiral

S4E18 Flaysacola

S4E17 Cellar's Market

S4E16 Vamp Stamp

Forest Meat Up with Felicia Day

S4E15 What's In The Box

S4E14 Receptacle Spectacle

S4E13 Invisible Jerk

S4E12 Hag Manor

S4E11 Nine Nein-Canines

S4E10 Guild Trip

S4E9 Blingbottom

S4E8 Marrow, Wanna?

S4E7 Uncorker

S4E6 Labyrinthine Scene

S4E5 Lava Lunch

S4E4 Newt in Town

S4E3 Verge Overkill

S4E2 Davenglaven

S4E1 Schoonarooni

Epilogue - Season 3

Episode 85 - The Age Of Elves

Episode 84 - The Calm Before The Dad

Episode 83 - To Ascend Or Not To Ascend

Episode 82 - Don't Look Down

Episode 81 - Freak Peak

Episode 80 - Ultraweirdo

Episode 79 - Feywilderness

Episode 78 - Melted Sand That Walks

Episode 77 - Halcyne Not Heard

Episode 76 - Stoned Cleric

Episode 75 - Stepped In It

Episode 74 - Revelation Station

Episode 73 - Frienemy's Frienemies

Episode 72 - Pirate Pyre

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