Nerd Poker

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Each week, under dark of night, a group of warriors lead by Brian Posehn gather to play Dungeons & Dragons, and you're invited to attend!

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S4E19 Leviathan's Spiral

01.19.2021

It's time to track down the Filament of Dongle and see why they went missing inside the Leviathan's Spiral. What's that? A map that is almost definitely phallic? You know it.

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01.19.2021 S4E19 Leviathan's Spiral It's time to track down the Filament of Dongle and see why they went missing inside the Leviathan's Spiral. What's that? A map that is almost definitely phallic? You know it.
01.12.2021 S4E18 Flaysacola After making their mark on the rough and tumble town of Blingbottom, our heroes head north, seeking the order of monks that knows how to locate the legendary hammer of Bahamut. Hopefully they won't light their own transportation on fire ...
01.05.2021 S4E17 Cellar's Market Our heroes (whose group name is currently unofficial but we all know Castaway Cuties is still the frontrunner) explore the cellar of the manor, and hope that they can claim its treasure as their own (or at least sell it ...
12.29.2020 S4E16 Vamp Stamp The crew battles the sleepy guest of the manor that they awoke unceremoniously from its slumber, with the hopes of making the quaint trayzure room all their own. Cheers from the whole Nerd Poker crew on making it through 2020 ...
12.23.2020 Forest Meat Up with Felicia Day Hey listeners, we wanted to say thank you for a crazy year of support and offer you this two-part bonus adventure with Felicia Day as a special gift to you! Recorded in late 2019 around Christmas time at Brian's house ...
12.22.2020 S4E15 What's In The Box You didn't expect our heroes to not thoroughly check THAT ONE CONTAINER in the TRAYZURE ROOM, did you? Well here they go, giving the awkward trayzure situation the proper Nerd Poker collection treatment! Also apologies for the audio being slightly ...
12.15.2020 S4E14 Receptacle Spectacle The Kind Crew (or whatever they name might be) really put their powers of earnestness to the test as they tidy up the final corners of the hag's mansion. And what better moment for the creepiest of dungeon masters to ...
12.08.2020 S4E13 Invisible Jerk Our intrepid crew is getting a little sick of dealing with this huge invisible archfey who doesn't know anything. And you know what that means: they will probably blow him up so they can go about plundering the rest of ...
12.01.2020 S4E12 Hag Manor Our kind crew has a relatively creepy manor they'd like to shake the loot out of, but will their creepy dungeon master put an unfairly massive monster in their path before they can roll all their investigation checks?
11.24.2020 S4E11 Nine Nein-Canines Our crew must confront the dog-related mystery they've gotten themselves into, as well as the wealthy old lady sobbing on Danny's monk-robed shoulder. No way things will get violent, knowing how nice everyone is. Right?
11.17.2020 S4E10 Guild Trip Our super-friendly band of heroes continue their quest to make a good impression on the gritty, coastal town of Blingbottom by cruising for side missions, and they may just make a name for themselves.
11.10.2020 S4E9 Blingbottom The crew feels out the local culture of Blingbottom (which turns out to be a lot of misfortune and unsavory card games) as well as a name for themselves. And if you were hoping someone in the party would try ...
11.03.2020 S4E8 Marrow, Wanna? Our heroes deal with the final obstacle between them and the beach of Davenglaven, and the unseemly field of bones at the cave's exit. Will the party have another charm-off competition? It's virtually guaranteed!
10.27.2020 S4E7 Uncorker Our heroes have nearly reached the beaches of Davenglaven, but first there's treasure to unpack, and a mysterious impasse to uncork. Hopefully that total-party-kill you almost thought was going to happen in the first episode of the season isn't going ...
10.20.2020 S4E6 Labyrinthine Scene The new crew is making their way to the end of this narrow, winding bottleneck, but there's a very interesting side passage beckoning them to explore. Surely there's no harm in testing some new spells out on some blind corners, ...
10.13.2020 S4E5 Lava Lunch Our new Season 4 heroes have stumbled upon two firenewts engaged in some sort of lunchtime ritual, cooking a hapless creature over a small lava barbecue. They could sneak on by, but it wouldn't be Nerd Poker if everyone didn't ...
10.06.2020 S4E4 Newt in Town Our new crew has a bottleneck ahead of them, and it's infested with deadly firenewts. Hopefully their morally suspect guide will lead them down the best path without too many surprises, and maybe they'll get a cool finishing move or ...
09.29.2020 S4E3 Verge Overkill Our band of companions begins to consider their path to the mainland of Davenglaven, and it looks like they'll have to consider the trustworthiness of a snake-headed creep named Verge. Will they float or will they spelunk? Those are the ...
09.22.2020 S4E2 Davenglaven After a confrontation with a rude guard leads our new crew to an unfortunate boat situation with some rather unsavory roars happening just off deck. Will this be the fastest Total Party Kill in Nerd Poker history?
09.15.2020 S4E1 Schoonarooni Welcome to a brand new season and brand new story! It's time for our cast to set the stage with a brand new Level 3 crew, one that's getting the hell out of Cloddenheim fast.
09.13.2020 Epilogue - Season 3 New heroes will soon have to cope with the world events of Season 3, but first, let's see what happened to the Ice Five after Episode 85...
09.08.2020 Episode 85 - The Age Of Elves The time has come for the Ice Five to make their play. Will they trust the elves that showed up at the doorstep of the altar? Will one of the Ice Five themselves attempt to ascend to the mantle of ...
09.01.2020 Episode 84 - The Calm Before The Dad The Ice Five are have alerted Halcyne's father that they are at an incredibly powerful intersection of mortality and immortality, and the way out just went "pop." Hopefully what about to arrive is friendly! If not, they can probably just ...
08.25.2020 Episode 83 - To Ascend Or Not To Ascend The Ice Five have finally made it to the Altar of the Tenebrous One, hoping that a plan would somehow come to mind once they checked everything out real good. Perhaps the squawking little kobold will provide a clue? Perhaps ...
08.18.2020 Episode 82 - Don't Look Down There's a very small space between a swarming cloud and the sheer mountain-face, but the Ice Five are determined to not let that get in the way of their plan to get to the altar of the Tenebrous One. Even ...
08.11.2020 Episode 81 - Freak Peak A new day is dawning, and the Ice Five have the final ascent up Pandemonium's Fang before them. They've stared at it all campaign on the map, but they imaginations may not have prepared them for what a jerk their ...
08.04.2020 Episode 80 - Ultraweirdo The Ice Five are fresh off of slaying a mega-spider feybeast and are heading up the foothills of Pandemonium's Fang, but first they have to contend with one of Dan's trademark super creepy NPCs. Will they kill it, or just ...
07.28.2020 Episode 79 - Feywilderness The Ice Five have escaped to The Feywild, but oh yeah, they've never been here before and everything is a giant creepy glowing monster. Surely this will work out as some kind of harmless shortcut though, right???
07.21.2020 Episode 78 - Melted Sand That Walks The Ice Five have always been fans of entering mysterious caves, and as cautious as they were, they're still a little stuck. Luckily one amongst them was built with some extra options back at the factory.
07.14.2020 Episode 77 - Halcyne Not Heard With the dragon fight ramping up, it remains to be Halcyne (cyne what we did there?) whether her gambit with the necklace will pay off. Meanwhile the Ice Five have another task ahead of them- how do they eventually escape ...
07.07.2020 Episode 76 - Stoned Cleric The effects of Halcyne's unfortunate dexterity situation are beginning to sink in, and the Ice Five must contend with another vicious (and mutated) dragon from their past.
06.30.2020 Episode 75 - Stepped In It The Ice Five head into the steppes surrounding Pandemonium's Fang in the hopes of destroying the altar of the Tenebrous One. But it wouldn't be Cloddenheim if there was a clear path between them and the big event, would it? ...
06.23.2020 Episode 74 - Revelation Station The Ice Five must decide whether to trust the Violet Fang, trap her outright, set her on fire, or just kinda awkwardly part ways. See if you can guess which they choose!
06.16.2020 Episode 73 - Frienemy's Frienemies The Ice Five exit their awkward Violet Fang conversation only to encounter so many passive aggressive NPC's that they long for a monster to kill. Hopefully they'll find some hot loot along the way, as well as a hot lead ...
06.09.2020 Episode 72 - Pirate Pyre The Ice Five continue their mini-boss killing spree that has them in a showdown with Dratlanna the drow-beholder, and you better believe they've got some fun new moves to try out. Will they survive? Where will they head next? Is ...
06.02.2020 Episode 71 - Admiral Matricide The Ice Five continues their tour of mini-boss bulldozing and sets their eyes on Dargthur's mother. Which of course means lots of roleplaying excellence from Brian, his favorite thing to do ever.
05.26.2020 Episode 70 - Flayer Betrayer Time to find out what the Ice Five really stands for by pitting them against the squishy, veiny, eyeball thing they made on accident a few dozen episodes ago. Hope you're ready for a throwdown with lots of psychic damage ...
05.19.2020 Episode 69 - Assimilation Expectation The Ice Five walk towards the Mother Brain, slowly realizing that "The Ice Five" has now expanded into a conglomerate of shady inter-planar horrors and they are about to meet with its leader, whom they accidentally installed. Also, it feels ...
05.12.2020 Episode 68 - Sour Mom The Ice Five finally approach the head of the boat, and what they find is sight only a Dargthur could love... and he's pretty sour so he probably won't.
05.05.2020 Episode 67 - Slimy Slayer's Soliloquy The Ice Five continue to slip around in the slime and complete their showdown with the phantasmal narwhal creatures, with Halcyne's life still in the balance. Strange whispers from the monstrosities confuse them, and they contemplate what it would mean ...
04.28.2020 Episode 66 - Gorey Ghosts The undead tuskfolk continue to try to skewer the Ice Five and suck their very life forces from them. Hopefully those eyeballs growing out of the floor will somehow turn out to be good guys and lend a helping eyestalk. ...
04.22.2020 The Unstable Stable - Part Two The early first three trials of the stable complete, it's time to descend into a purple portal and go hunting for trayzure! Paul F. Tompkins returns as Mister Evelyn, and we can only hope that he will finally get a ...
04.22.2020 The Unstable Stable - Part One In this two-part Danger Room bonus adventure, all our regular cast is here to explore an old stable rumored to contain a treasure, guarded by dark magics. And who should be there to help but the charming Mister Evelyn, portrayed ...
04.21.2020 Episode 65 - Whiff of Tusk Below the deck of a ship Dargthur knew long ago, the Ice Five attempt to clear any lingering nastiness and find more than they bargained for. All of it is familiar somehow, yet more ominous. But don't worry, they're going ...
04.14.2020 Episode 64 - Upper Decked Time for some of the Ice Five to sit on the deck of a boat and read a tom full of lore, while the rest of the Ice Five set things on fire. We bet you can guess which characters ...
04.07.2020 Episode 63 - Flayer Season in the Abyss The Ice Five must take out the Juggernaut that has come to dispatch them, but even if he is defeated there's the matter of scaling the massive drow pirate vessel before them. Oh, are we're continuing to master our remote ...
03.31.2020 Episode 62 - Ambushery After hours of attempting to not-so-simply-commandeer a not-so-simple boat at an old familiar dock, the Ice Five find themselves in an inevitable confrontation! Oh, and this episode is our first ever remote recording session! Pardon our dust- next time we'll ...
03.24.2020 Episode 61 - Dargthursty The Ice Five have arrived on the seaside. Their goal is to reconvene with the Mother Brain and pick up a new boat, as Dargthur is keen to get back into Admiral mode. Hopefully they'll find a safe ride and ...
03.17.2020 Episode 60 - Silverhenny Trap The Ice Five has their eye on Silverhenny Woods, but will the Violet Fang actually join the party? And wait a minute, Silverhenny Woods, isn't that where Dr. Uid keeps all of his... STUFF? Time to head to the western ...
03.10.2020 Episode 59 - The Violet Fang Still debating their next move, the Ice Five decide to explore the full resources of Clompity, which may or may not include the leader of Haushinka's assassin network. The players have some theories about who the Violet Fang is, but ...

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Nerd Poker episodes:

S4E19 Leviathan's Spiral

S4E18 Flaysacola

S4E17 Cellar's Market

S4E16 Vamp Stamp

Forest Meat Up with Felicia Day

S4E15 What's In The Box

S4E14 Receptacle Spectacle

S4E13 Invisible Jerk

S4E12 Hag Manor

S4E11 Nine Nein-Canines

S4E10 Guild Trip

S4E9 Blingbottom

S4E8 Marrow, Wanna?

S4E7 Uncorker

S4E6 Labyrinthine Scene

S4E5 Lava Lunch

S4E4 Newt in Town

S4E3 Verge Overkill

S4E2 Davenglaven

S4E1 Schoonarooni

Epilogue - Season 3

Episode 85 - The Age Of Elves

Episode 84 - The Calm Before The Dad

Episode 83 - To Ascend Or Not To Ascend

Episode 82 - Don't Look Down

Episode 81 - Freak Peak

Episode 80 - Ultraweirdo

Episode 79 - Feywilderness

Episode 78 - Melted Sand That Walks

Episode 77 - Halcyne Not Heard

Episode 76 - Stoned Cleric

Episode 75 - Stepped In It

Episode 74 - Revelation Station

Episode 73 - Frienemy's Frienemies

Episode 72 - Pirate Pyre

Episode 71 - Admiral Matricide

Episode 70 - Flayer Betrayer

Episode 69 - Assimilation Expectation

Episode 68 - Sour Mom

Episode 67 - Slimy Slayer's Soliloquy

Episode 66 - Gorey Ghosts

The Unstable Stable - Part Two

The Unstable Stable - Part One

Episode 65 - Whiff of Tusk

Episode 64 - Upper Decked

Episode 63 - Flayer Season in the Abyss

Episode 62 - Ambushery

Episode 61 - Dargthursty

Episode 60 - Silverhenny Trap

Episode 59 - The Violet Fang

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