Nerd Poker

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Each week, under dark of night, a group of warriors lead by Brian Posehn gather to play Dungeons & Dragons, and you're invited to attend!

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S4E59 Nosferattitude

10.26.2021

The cornered vampire sure does seem to have a chip on his mysteriously-caped-shoulder. Well the Castaway Cuties are infamous interrogators, so this will probably go without any punches thrown!

Nerd Poker episodes:

10.26.2021 S4E59 Nosferattitude The cornered vampire sure does seem to have a chip on his mysteriously-caped-shoulder. Well the Castaway Cuties are infamous interrogators, so this will probably go without any punches thrown!
10.19.2021 S4E58 Woke Up Kronky The Castaway Cuties finally crash, and things get creepy real fast. I mean it's a manor that was once a hag's meeting place for her cabal of evil, just south of a being named Kronk the Walking Economy, you'd think ...
10.12.2021 S4E57 Manner of Manor The Castaway Cuties are re-exploring their little house and examining their gear, and perhaps the best part is Sam playing the part of loremaster for once. Thanks Sam!
10.05.2021 S4E56 Blingbottom If You Got Em As the Castaway Cuties are stalked through the final stretch to Blingbottom, they hope Princess Cospia lets them chop her arm off before she becomes completely stone. Wait, that's not quite how they put it. But you know... pretty close!
09.28.2021 S4E55 Sleepy Creepy The Castaway Cuties could sure use a break- and they try to take one! Hopefully nothing in this horrific jungle of death and destruction will try to take advantage of this moment.
09.21.2021 S4E54 Davenglaven Barbecue Things are heating up, thanks to an out of control jungle fire chasing the Castaway Cuties as they travel southwest to Davenglaven. And oh yeah, that whole abyssal curse thing!
09.14.2021 S4E53 Bitey Rabbit The curses worsen as the Castaway Cuties struggle to shakes off the after effects of their fight with the demon. Speaking of which, weird how something smells like smoke!
09.07.2021 S4E52 The River Experiment After handling the demon confrontation, it's time to see if our heroes sent the right person-creature across the river to the south. Hopefully yes, since she was carrying the thing they slayed that whole army for!
08.31.2021 S4E51 Castaway Cuties Versus The Gillaxian Army What's a little battle between our heroes and an entire fish army armed with a demon and war machines? Seems like this is gonna go great!
08.24.2021 S4E50 Demon Schemin We're heavy into an ugly battle with an ugly foe, a water demon sent by an angry Gillaxian army. Hopefully not TOO many of the Castaway Cuties will get boiled alive or skewered by a war spear.
08.16.2021 S4E49 Battle of the Battered Fish Up against a major waterway, the Castaway Cuties are forced to reckon with an entire army of Gillaxian fish bastards, more heavily armored and evil than any encounter with them yet. And since there's a few hundred of them a ...
08.10.2021 S4E48 Beach Keach Guess what— the Castaway Cuties are now level 6! But will their new level help them escape the Gillaxian army? Maybe? It's a whole army and all, but hey it's fun to plan how to get a giant hammer across ...
08.03.2021 S4E47 Attunement's Lament Now that everyone is above water and deciding what to do about the extra-wrinkly Gillaxian tied up in a hole, it's time to decide how to deal with Toody's extremely heavy, extremely hard to touch hammer. But first, some lamentations ...
07.27.2021 S4E46 Underwater Hag Hell The Castaway Cuties hope to dispatch the strange sea hag whose lair they stumbled into, and who is now fighting them for the hammer. Hopefully they can walk out of this lake soon, or at least come up with an ...
07.20.2021 S4E45 Gillaxian Tax Oh great, some weird glowing eyes next to the god-hammer. Probably cool if the crew ignores it right? NOPE. The monster that stalked them for a few episodes survived the flood, and now it wants to play Tool Time with ...
07.13.2021 S4E44 Flood Physics Our Castaway Cuties have worked out a solution to the puzzle of the underwater dead-end tower, so surely the dungeon master has some very fair physics in mind. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Everything's fine. This is fine.
07.06.2021 S4E43 Dead End Friends Um... oh. The Castaway Cuties just realized they've hit the top of a tower with no real exits. At the bottom of a megalake. While lugging a 250 pound magic hammer. Luckily they can breathe underwater for a while, so ...
06.29.2021 S4E42 Underwater Anvil Your darling Castaway Cuties have gotten themselves into quite a sticky wicket, dragging a 250 pound hammer across an evil castle at the bottom of an ocean-sized lake. So hey, why not start exploring some completely unknown areas and hope ...
06.22.2021 S4E41 Creeps in the Deeps The Castaway Cuties are on their way to retrieving the divine hammer! But oh yeah... it's at the bottom of a massive lake and it's very heavy. And maybe guarded by water monsters. Leave it to the Nerd Poker crew ...
06.15.2021 S4E40 Shaman On Ice After a fierce battle with a notable casualty, followed by a uniquely Nerd Poker instruction to an NPC that they should go complete an entire dungeon all by themselves, the Castaway Cuties are left with one big question: what the ...
06.08.2021 S4E39 Hammer Time The Castaway Cuties are going under the lake to get a magic hammer. Seems simple. No issues there. Probably a shallow lake with no monsters. Easy peasy.
06.01.2021 S4E38 Lake Boss The Castaway Cuties bring their scrappy lake-beach battle to a conclusion as they hope to dive beneath the waves and recover an ancient hammer. Will an NPC get squished? Will the crew make a decision that perplexes even themselves only ...
05.25.2021 S4E37 Dicey Piscine Scene Negotiations for the transformation of the fishy princess have reached a nadir and the Castaway Cuties may be about to throw down with some ugly pirahna-faced gillaxians. Hopefully we can go properly off the rails for a moment before the ...
05.18.2021 S4E36 Megalake Pangadon It's time to head to Megalake Pangadon, location of the underwater evil fishperson city that the Princess originally hails from, and where a certain Bahamut hammer is kept under lock and key. Hopefully she won't hear that she's travelling with ...
05.10.2021 S4E35 Turtle Skirmish You'd have thought the Castaway Cuties might wanna level up a little more before taking on another Dragon Turtle, but hey in their defense they WERE trying to sneak by. Hopefully their new orc tour guide won't get smushed in ...
05.04.2021 S4E34 The Shell's Lament The Castaway Cuties approach Megalake Pangadon, which looms on the horizon. Unfortunately a gigantic depressed dragon turtle lies in the way. Should be easy to not irritate one of those, yeah? Yeah. No problem. Easy peasy.
04.27.2021 S4E33 Mindflayer Shanty The Castaway Cuties continue their team up with the mysterious sailors known as the "Ice Five" as they sail east and hope to find a lich-smiting hammer for Toody. Hopefully there won't be any sea monsters! Dan would NEVER, right??
04.19.2021 S4E32 Good Boy Ramen This episode we talk to Sam's dog Ramen about how he is such a good boy for the full run time. Well kinda, there's also a lot of D&D.; The Castaway Cuties also do some classic shopping Nerd Poker style, ...
04.13.2021 S4E31 Magma Mystery Mining With their latest nightmare slightly behind them (or at least, in a gross pile nearby) the Castaway Cuties now have a mysterious lava tube and a hellish wailing dimension with no gravity to contend with. Luckily they're more resolute than ...
04.05.2021 S4E30 Bleak Week For Cuties Things are getting rough for the Castaway Cuties during their battle with the Pandemonium demon, as one ally after another falls. One thing is for certain, if anyone is haunted by the ghost of an adorable bunny it will suck. ...
03.30.2021 S4E29 Gravity Shmavity Our intrepid Cuties continue their combat with the vicious Pandemonium beast, seeking answers as to why all these monks are getting killed. Hopefully Danny won't feel too bad about what happens to Nathan as Chris Tallman portrays sorrow in the ...
03.23.2021 S4E28 Demonic Winds The Castaway Cuties are headed to another dimension (another dimension, another dimension) to help out the Davenglaven monk situation, and it looks like things are gonna get real messy. We can only hope that the otherworldly howling won't upset Nathan's ...
03.16.2021 S4E27 Octopus Royalty With a new possibly wealthy patron in tow (who might just be a demon creature) the Castaway Cuties must decide how to follow up their exploits over at the giant trans-dimensional duck junk thing. Their destiny awaits, and also, probably ...
03.09.2021 S4E26 A Tug In The Dark Toody went for a little swim in the dark cavernous waters beneath the Leviathan's Spiral, only to get an innocent little tug on the leg of his armor. Probably something super cheery and not evil or slimy at all! RIGHT?
03.02.2021 S4E25 Tortle Trayzure Sure, the Castaway Cuties just mashed a villain, but do you think they'll be satisfied with his horde of loot? Oh, no, not in the slightest! Every square inch of the den of this reptilian ne'er-do-well is about to get ...
02.23.2021 S4E24 Plummet Summit The Castaway Cuties continue to clear the cavern, only they are now faced with a vertical shaft that has them thinking back to several seasons of their characters falling down and occasionally being snapped in half. Time to consider their ...
02.16.2021 S4E23 Vertical Shafts Who doesn't like a nice, thick, shaft? The Castaway Cuties are about to explore more of the Leviathan's Spiral, a gigantic exoskeletal thing chock full of them, so you can only imagine that we're gonna be talkin' about shaft(s).
02.09.2021 S4E22 Shadowhell Surely combating a 30-foot-tall shadow will have zero consequences, and soon the Castaway Cuties will be back home in Blingbottom polishing their suit of armor with a demon inside it. Hopefully the fight will wind down right... about... soon...
02.02.2021 S4E21 Memaw Melee The Castaway Cuties try to power through their most difficult fight yet, as fingers of doom start pointing and hit points start dropping. Hopefully those helpful NPCs they saved from the mutant gorillas will come in handy, right guys? Guys?
01.26.2021 S4E20 Sweet Oasis The crew is doing their best to get inside the twirly-yet-still-somehow-phallic Leviathan's Spiral and sadly one of their NPC guides is in peril. Hopefully they can rescue him and get inside the... shaft of the spiral, where they can then ...
01.19.2021 S4E19 Leviathan's Spiral It's time to track down the Filament of Dongle and see why they went missing inside the Leviathan's Spiral. What's that? A map that is almost definitely phallic? You know it.
01.12.2021 S4E18 Flaysacola After making their mark on the rough and tumble town of Blingbottom, our heroes head north, seeking the order of monks that knows how to locate the legendary hammer of Bahamut. Hopefully they won't light their own transportation on fire ...
01.05.2021 S4E17 Cellar's Market Our heroes (whose group name is currently unofficial but we all know Castaway Cuties is still the frontrunner) explore the cellar of the manor, and hope that they can claim its treasure as their own (or at least sell it ...
12.29.2020 S4E16 Vamp Stamp The crew battles the sleepy guest of the manor that they awoke unceremoniously from its slumber, with the hopes of making the quaint trayzure room all their own. Cheers from the whole Nerd Poker crew on making it through 2020 ...
12.23.2020 Forest Meat Up with Felicia Day Hey listeners, we wanted to say thank you for a crazy year of support and offer you this two-part bonus adventure with Felicia Day as a special gift to you! Recorded in late 2019 around Christmas time at Brian's house ...
12.22.2020 S4E15 What's In The Box You didn't expect our heroes to not thoroughly check THAT ONE CONTAINER in the TRAYZURE ROOM, did you? Well here they go, giving the awkward trayzure situation the proper Nerd Poker collection treatment! Also apologies for the audio being slightly ...
12.15.2020 S4E14 Receptacle Spectacle The Kind Crew (or whatever they name might be) really put their powers of earnestness to the test as they tidy up the final corners of the hag's mansion. And what better moment for the creepiest of dungeon masters to ...
12.08.2020 S4E13 Invisible Jerk Our intrepid crew is getting a little sick of dealing with this huge invisible archfey who doesn't know anything. And you know what that means: they will probably blow him up so they can go about plundering the rest of ...
12.01.2020 S4E12 Hag Manor Our kind crew has a relatively creepy manor they'd like to shake the loot out of, but will their creepy dungeon master put an unfairly massive monster in their path before they can roll all their investigation checks?
11.24.2020 S4E11 Nine Nein-Canines Our crew must confront the dog-related mystery they've gotten themselves into, as well as the wealthy old lady sobbing on Danny's monk-robed shoulder. No way things will get violent, knowing how nice everyone is. Right?

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Nerd Poker episodes:

S4E59 Nosferattitude

S4E58 Woke Up Kronky

S4E57 Manner of Manor

S4E56 Blingbottom If You Got Em

S4E55 Sleepy Creepy

S4E54 Davenglaven Barbecue

S4E53 Bitey Rabbit

S4E52 The River Experiment

S4E51 Castaway Cuties Versus The Gillaxian Army

S4E50 Demon Schemin

S4E49 Battle of the Battered Fish

S4E48 Beach Keach

S4E47 Attunement's Lament

S4E46 Underwater Hag Hell

S4E45 Gillaxian Tax

S4E44 Flood Physics

S4E43 Dead End Friends

S4E42 Underwater Anvil

S4E41 Creeps in the Deeps

S4E40 Shaman On Ice

S4E39 Hammer Time

S4E38 Lake Boss

S4E37 Dicey Piscine Scene

S4E36 Megalake Pangadon

S4E35 Turtle Skirmish

S4E34 The Shell's Lament

S4E33 Mindflayer Shanty

S4E32 Good Boy Ramen

S4E31 Magma Mystery Mining

S4E30 Bleak Week For Cuties

S4E29 Gravity Shmavity

S4E28 Demonic Winds

S4E27 Octopus Royalty

S4E26 A Tug In The Dark

S4E25 Tortle Trayzure

S4E24 Plummet Summit

S4E23 Vertical Shafts

S4E22 Shadowhell

S4E21 Memaw Melee

S4E20 Sweet Oasis

S4E19 Leviathan's Spiral

S4E18 Flaysacola

S4E17 Cellar's Market

S4E16 Vamp Stamp

Forest Meat Up with Felicia Day

S4E15 What's In The Box

S4E14 Receptacle Spectacle

S4E13 Invisible Jerk

S4E12 Hag Manor

S4E11 Nine Nein-Canines

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