Nersey - Technically a Music Podcast

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after you finish this podcast you will understand that the only ways left to make money these days are (1) being mrbeast, (2) doing the tiktok npc thing and hoping that timbaland tips you to pretend to eat ice cream, (3) going on strike until you get paid residuals for having created online content that’s still generating revenue for somebody else, or (4) prostrating yourself at the altar of the internet platform of your choice (ours is substack). also discussed: what counts as “reading” a “book,” drew complains that nobody listens to golfcore, AND YO WHY IS IT CANON THAT PEOPLE EAT POKÉMON AND/OR DRINK THEIR BODILY FLUIDS.

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we like to have fun here at nersey, but we also like to get mad. this week, we’re joined by friend of the pod emilie friedlander — writer, editor, and co-host of the culture journalist — to get mad at rich people who cause all our friends to lose their jobs. VICE, aka the place we all used to work at (including emilie), continues to go bankrupt as hell, and new court filings are showing exactly how the company spent its money — and on whom — in the weeks leading up its chapter 11 declaration. spoiler alert: all the executives got bonuses. no war but class war babey!!!!

also discussed: AI takin’ our jobs, drew’s semi-delusional belief that the seth rogen movie long shot was secretly based on his life, and why the hell slava was shaving his head mid-recording. 

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nersey’s back and ready to serve you a giant garbage bag of pure facts (mixed up with milk). trey and drew celebrate the fourth of july by answering slava and john’s questions about guns, geography, and whether or not they remember the pledge of allegiance. then we get to the bottom of this whole “people throwing s**t at concerts” thing, take turns reading from drake’s new poetry book, and familiarize ourselves with slava’s favorite jail desserts + the smooth sounds of victor oladipo. 

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hey guess which album just turned ten years old. yeezus. that album had it all man. chief keef doing a duet with the bon iver guy. kanye having extremely inane conversations with jesus christ. armpit farts from daft punk. the phrase “michael douglas out the car now.” sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads. etc. it’s also EXTREMELY a product of its time, and that was a time when we of nersey were all in our 20s and cool. so upon this momentous occasion, let’s all take a stroll down memory lane.

also discussed: which kanye collaborator is the best basketball player? drew discloses his extremely “dude from north carolina” footwear choices. trey admits that slava once convinced him that canadian people call breadsticks “dough cords.”

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boom pow surprise this is a podcast about sports now. jk but the saudis are taking over soccer and golf so we talked about that stuff, plus lazy king nikola jokic and his debilitating horse addiction and drunk king jack grealish and his non-debilitating inability to find england on a map. we’re joined by alex robert ross, editorial director of the fader, who in addition to being a chill dude who knows a lot of stuff about sports is british so he probably called it “football” at some point. please subscribe to our substack so we can provide soup for our families.

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we took a week off but nersey continues, unabated and unafraid. this week we’ve got our first guest, patrick cosmos aka @veryimportant on twitter, a self-proclaimed “fake lawyer” who was kind enough to join us for reasons we still don’t quite understand. first we talk about the slow-moving car crash that is the young thug trial. then we talk about how the washington wizards are secretly the most important franchise in the nba and it’s not just because gilbert arenas once pooped in a guy’s shoe (allegedly). we also finally explain why slava went to jail (it involved trafficking some embarrassingly mid cocaine) only to end up with a prison sentence and a line on his official record that says he “did it for the clout.” 

stay tuned for next week’s episode, in which we will all get subpoenaed. 

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this is the first episode we did, we put it on soundcloud like a month ago and now we are putting it everywhere else.

we talk about vice and how shane smith bought the mansion that the entourage in the show ‘entourage’ lived in. trey makes binding determinations on which games make you look cool when you play them and which ones don’t. what will *your* job be when the economy crashes?

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you know that thing music critics do where they’re like “this mainstream musician is good but i like them for different reasons than everybody else.” well we do that with taylor swift. we get educated on “cereal season.” slava thinks he’s the only one who’s heard of mukbangs. and oh my god trey has so many fast food apps on his phone.

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this is also episode 1 somehow, it's about soup and rap music and hyperpop and also ja morant plus some other s**t. just to be clear i do this podcast with trey and slava but idk why it's showing up as just my podcast.