Sponsored by: Cement. Bill Gates updates, Sonic Commercials and Kids trying to steal your attention.

We start with an embarrassing cruise ship story which brings back memories of field parties back in the good old days.

A fascinating new series on Netflix has me reeling and wishing I was a soccer hooligan.

Inspired by the homeless man I saw squirting people with a super soaker on the street corner downtown.

I find out I used to be 400lbs when receiving my new licence photo, and we talk about an insane show where couples give each other blind tattoos. 

Updates on the evolving Bill Gates situation, we also dream about time travel.

We pay our respects to all the great moms out there and recap the significance of Elon Mush hosting SNL.

Flashback to the wild world of MP3 players before iPods and theories about why Bill Gates is in so much hot water.

The episode that will pump you up, featuring Steve Ballmer's epic on stage antics. We also recap recent events with Bill Gates filing for divorce and Caitlin Jenner running for Governor of California. 

In honor of cinco de mayo we rank the best Mexican foods and talk about the perils of Taco Bell.