Most of us aren't ready for the Jelly, not to mention Demi Lovato going after FroYo in one of the weirdest beefs of all time.

Todays topic is People Who Text Back Too Quick, we also discuss my near miss becoming a forrest fire hero.

We discuss how hard humans would crush in a global competition and how the news desires to tear us apart.

With the moon AND mercury in retrograde, how do we not lose ours minds?

Chris Gordon is a professional Stand Up comedian who has been featured on Last Comic Standing, Just for Laughs and was #1 pick in Canada on CBC's "So You Think You Are Funny". 

We talk about people who bring their phone everywhere and what it would be like to work at a go cart track.

I had 3 lucid dreams in a row thanks to Pepsi Zero, and you can too.

How about dat?

We recap the surprising history of Kinder Surprise and my awkward massage.

An oil change results in me finding out a mouse may be living in my car, we also discuss the craziness of insanity defence for murder.