Hi there. Spencer here. I don't like the fact that we've now released half as many "no episode" notices as we have actual episodes, so check this out: if Never Better doesn't have anything to release on January 10, I will tell you the most embarrassing story about myself that I can think of. How's that for a hook?

Until then, as always, you can DM us with questions, articles, and/or discussion topics on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at [email protected], and if we like them enough, your submission might get featured on the show!

Don't worry, none of us have covid (yet) (as far as we know). Still, considering the state of the world we find ourselves in, we're taking a little extra time to figure out how to record this show without shouting directly into each other's mouths, noses, and eyes. We'll be back in proper form soon, and we'll keep you updated as we sort this out. Don't even sweat it.

Until then, as always, you can DM us with questions, articles, and/or discussion topics on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at [email protected], and if you entertain us enough, your submission might get featured on a future episode!

You’ve stumbled into the den of Never Better, a show that's never going to get any better. (I know we said that last week, too, but we actually did improve our microphone setup quite a bit this time, so for once it wasn't true. Just once.)

This week, Craig, Michael, and Spencer discuss candle plans, robot responders, friendly crows, foot maneuvers, octopus hunches, and (obviously) NOT SLUGS. Also, Michael ropes his cohosts into his unusual funeral arrangements.

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Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at [email protected] and we’ll react appropriately!

You've tuned in to Never Better, a show that's never going to get any better. This week, Spencer, Michael, and Craig discuss friendship bluffing, vaccine prosthetics, snake smoke, arrow removal, Prohibition prescriptions, tempting fate, and SY2K. Plus, Michael reveals another tantalizing fragment of his long history with harmful fumes.

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Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at [email protected] and we’ll react appropriately!

BREAKING: Are you sick and tired of having zero control over this podcast? Good news—those days are over! Now, you can send all complaints, questions, and topic suggestions to [email protected] – give us a shout, and you might have something read aloud by one of the three most prominent goons of the age.

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You've tuned in to Never Better, a show that's never going to get any better. This week, Spencer, Michael, and Craig discuss tooth tricks, sautéed onions, bus humiliation, zebra poachers, hometown omens, and Michael's magical powers. Plus, Craig makes a bet that will either bankrupt him or earn him all the money in the world.

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Never Better, a show that's never been better. Spencer, Michael, and Craig discuss inadvisable waste disposal, chicken popsicles, polyglot ghost hunters, the wrong way to train a dog, the Tombstone Thunderbird, and a way for banks to finally start making some money. Do You Like This?