No More Whoppers

We're in for some serious shit! In this episode of we talk about pop singer marriage; Norbit; Alex is watching LOST for some reason; talk of at least one Super Bowl commercial and then that's it we swear; Fallout?!; Alex continues the bar search, with a primer on the Japanese "snack bar," and in FANF, we learn that subscriptions save off the cover price. This podcast did NOT sign up for these Russian bride emails, I don't know WHAT you're talking about.

Fresh from Vault 87! This week in… iOS games?!; Alex('s apartment) blacks out; letters to faceless corporations; lying in court; meet hot tank singles in your area!; seminary seminar; first person pronouns plus alpha; Alex Inc. in Business License World; Fanf, and the boys are mired in stress! Try this podcast with a HOT-N-READY Crazy Combo!

We didn't have a chance to record a proper episode this week, so Alex sat down with childhood friend Brad in a Hilton hotel room to discuss the most disgusting issue of SkyMall ever, pee-floors, and video game/food association! Ray will be back next week with more snack food copy probably!!

Don't eighty-six us yet! Al and Ray return from the holiday break with news from Alex's winter vacation, including the Polar Vortex and its effect on his flights; the latest NMW meetup; presents; mustache games; plane reunions (that's reunions *on* a plane), and a concussion! Plus, talk of RPGs; Phoenix WRONG; and a Christmas bounty of donations! You're all great. This podcast is up to code.

85 alive!!! Ray and Alex discuss spelling mistakes; Alex running into some Italians; fried pasta sticks and sealing the deal; limoncello; Kindle bucks; a new variation of movie game; funny voices; No More Tankmen; Colin Farrell; and we close it out when Alex field tests his custom written pub quiz. See you in 2014! This podcast is the oldest castle in Japan.

The '84 NoMoWo Skylark bursts out of the gate with news on a new kind of chip; Alex explains more about his recent emotional pain; bad Dragon Quest ports; lashing out at McDonald's; MMO crossovers (and mo' money); pub quizzes; a new name for the bar, and the Gipper. This podcast needs like two cups of coffee just to feel emotions in the morning, am I right?

In 1983, the hosts of history's greatest podcast were born: Chris Hemsworth and Hikaru Utada. This week, Alex continues the bar search; further adventures in drinkin' and stinkin'; POS for iOS; discussion of Thanksgiving happenings and a laser show wedding; Alex contributes to his boss's book; birthday bash bursar and the belligerent buccaneer; Genesis transitions to its new home, and the miracle of raw egg! This podcast is nature's candy.

In the 82nd precinct, the stakes are higher than ever. Two of its finest take things into their own hands, but first they have a podcast talking about Alex's continued coughing; Mystery Science Theater (again!!); the Xbox One; snowy mishaps; Cork bashing; Montana/Mantegna; trial version weddings; daddin' it up in da club; and Alex's latest open mic session is a hit! In the face! This podcast… this podcast, man.

After exchanging pleasantries, the boys revisit an infamous NES game from decades past; the mystery of key money and a look at corporate cattiness; the ten-minute wedding and a soiled robe; Game Genie as catharsis; lexical musings; the world's worst (best?) room service; discussing games with our Japanese friends; Ray's uneventful but stable life; episode fiving; Fan Fun goes on sabbatical, and we wind things down with a good old-fashioned technical malfunction! You must delete this podcast 24 hours after downloading if you do not own an original copy.

Eighty is greaty, eh! Those dang ol' Whoppers boys get in a big talk on just what Japan's problem is (though more intelligently than that sounds); the hot new features of the PlayStation… 3; the Mystery Science Theater Movie Blu-ray; and a Fan Fun packed tight with donations and delightful names. And amazingly, some email! This podcast is all that and a bag of walnuts.