In the 82nd precinct, the stakes are higher than ever. Two of its finest take things into their own hands, but first they have a podcast talking about Alex's continued coughing; Mystery Science Theater (again!!); the Xbox One; snowy mishaps; Cork bashing; Montana/Mantegna; trial version weddings; daddin' it up in da club; and Alex's latest open mic session is a hit! In the face! This podcast… this podcast, man.

After exchanging pleasantries, the boys revisit an infamous NES game from decades past; the mystery of key money and a look at corporate cattiness; the ten-minute wedding and a soiled robe; Game Genie as catharsis; lexical musings; the world's worst (best?) room service; discussing games with our Japanese friends; Ray's uneventful but stable life; episode fiving; Fan Fun goes on sabbatical, and we wind things down with a good old-fashioned technical malfunction! You must delete this podcast 24 hours after downloading if you do not own an original copy.

Eighty is greaty, eh! Those dang ol' Whoppers boys get in a big talk on just what Japan's problem is (though more intelligently than that sounds); the hot new features of the PlayStation… 3; the Mystery Science Theater Movie Blu-ray; and a Fan Fun packed tight with donations and delightful names. And amazingly, some email! This podcast is all that and a bag of walnuts.

Shakedown, NoMoWo 79! This week, Alex and the hat we love to hate; spooky stories to tell in the dark; Halloween barhopping; preempting drama in Astoltia; premature Fan Fun, and the thrilling conclusion to Slimed! Pain is just this podcast leaving the body.

Seventy-eight, schmevety-scheight! This episode is fulla goodness, from talk of pizza loops, bar groups, cocaine scoops, and GarageBand loops. And because Alex didn't read the book this week, we play our movie game in its stead. This podcast wants to know what love is. Oh. Thank you.

So close to the jackpot! Alex's voice "talents" finally pay off at pub quiz; Ray attends a live show to bid bon voyage to Cinematic Titanic; coping with The Great Transportation Strike; proofreading to save the environment; out of con-texts; how to lock yourself into a pizza loop; Ray scoops up a 2DS; a total lack of interest in dissecting games as art; the Japanese reluctance to choose; Book Club covers rhythms and race in the Nickverse, and Fan Fun gets pushed back to next week! If you've got time to lean, you've got time to listen to this podcast.

We're on the driver's side. In this edition, we dive into the sea of topics and pull out things such as Ray's recent trip to Portland and how to pronounce "NeGcon;" Alex is introduced to wedding-crazed young women; Al's Top 5 Microaggressions, and in the first part of our new Book Club on the Nickelodeon book "Slimed!," we discuss… the things in the book. Join us! This podcast expects at least a fifty.

The 75 cent Whopper is back! This week, the boys feel a bit under the weather; Alex is late to the altar; Ray prepares for his Portland adventure; a barbecue at work?!; Nagoya continues to swelter; an important announcement that will leave you shaken!; Meth-ia Roundup; Improv Nowhere; Alex craves validation from the audience, and grab your library card because NoMoWo Book Club is back! We remember when this podcast used to be all orange groves.

74 is not an easy number for puns! Los Whoppers Hermanos talk about having colds; wedding follies; stubborn CEOs; Alex gets a little loopy; the police are called; Evangelion Tres Tres Tres!; Alex's late night joke packet; amazing dreams; and some funny fan! I mean fun! Fan fun! This podcast is the best a man can get.

73 NMW LFP! This week we delve into Alex's mixology; Vita v. Vita and other game talk; M.O.U.R.N.I.N.G. T.H.E. J.R.P.G.; Alex returns to Astoltia; the particulars of Brazilian pop music; one last(?) look at FFXIV and Alex's troubles with the modern game; fully-rounded Fan Fun, and the balcony is manic! This podcast used to play bass for The Scorpions.