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We're just in a constant state of sorry, aren't we? Come back for a full episode next week! Legacy listeners will receive one month FREE.

If this number had any significance in popular culture we'd mention it! Ray happens upon a fabulous prize; Alex is enamored with juice packaging; exiled from the Nintendo Zone; DO NOT USE SLEEP; still smoke-free; FFVII revisited, the ethnic makeup of Bluffington, and more frustrated movie guessing! The part of this podcast will be played by Ben Affleck.

Improve your gait with 68! in addition to the full report from Alex's family vacation, we have pizza developments; the first NMW meet up in Pittsburgh; flight follies; Allen Carr; overcoming Animal Crossing addiction; Moscow Mules; Fan Fun, and in lieu of our movie game, some plain movie talk. This podcast urges you to buy war bonds.

Alex interviews his grandfather Angelo about K-rations, D-Day+1, greenhouses, and morphine. We'll be back with episode 68 next week!

It's lucky number slixty-slevin! We bend time in order to bring you a full episode on the tail end of Alex's American vacation, and hit topics such as NEWse Line Is it Anyway; Ray's speech impediment; travel anxiety; preparing for a Homeland Week that already happened; Alex checks the inside of the Bad Bar; more damning criticism of the awful iOS version of Phoenix Wright, and a controversial edition of The Balcony is Closed! This podcast is the hip new thing!

Desperate for post-Homeland Week content, Alex looks for help in the one friend that has carried him so far for so long now -- his Nintendo 3DS! Please enjoy a short session of Al putzing around in the Japanese version of Animal Crossing: New Leaf, complete with the goofy voices you've come to love.

Our yearly journey ends with this fourth episode. Our duo talks the latest old games they played, the dinner they went to, bits on travel anxiety and 7-Eleven (natch), and a bountiful bundle of new Facebook Likes. See you for more regular NoMoWo soon! This podcast will soon wipe out 93% of the world's population.

In our penultimate installment, Alex and Ray get deep into the video game talk (well, for this show) by describing the beat-em-ups they've been playing, as well as talk about shower amnesia, LINE, nose holes, and in classic fashion, Ray corrects Alex on something he didn't even say. This podcast may impair your ability to drive a car or operate machinery.

We tumble into Tuesday with a new report of what we did the past day (not much!), what we ate (junk!), and where we're going (nowhere!). Plus, another quick round of The Balcony - that's our new short name for it. This podcast will soon meet its maker.

The second edition of Homeland Week (formerly Arguefest) begins! As is tradition, Alex gives us tales of his arrival to the US, including insane shirts, reverse culture shock, interesting movies, and more! Plus, Facebook Likes return, and a special one-sided round of The Balcony is Closed! This podcast may be used as a flotation device.