No More Whoppers

Our blockbusting thirty-first episode opens as Alex attacks 'Just For Laughs: Gags' for no real reason; Ray's decadent power strip lifestyle; further developments on the Al-Bar; the long-awaited return of Guy Who Doesn't Understand Wikipedia; news from Astoltia; Lawson in Lawson; the enigmatic Corn Man; Alex's irrational beef with Tokyo and "wacky Japan"; further analysis of the tweeted word; and the usual Fan Fun! This podcast may be eligible for free shipping.

Our gobstopping thirtieth episode covers everything from Alex's cold, X in 10 in 10; convenience store-borne xenophobia; the horror of Al's beard; the least excited praise for Freaks and Geeks; why "old" doesn't mean "good;" and in Overnerds, ridiculous romantic advice and door-to-door marching bands. This podcast is five o'clock somewhere.

Our windswept twenty-ninth episode sees a new convenience store on the horizon for Ray; Alex journeys to Nagoya (again) for business and pleasure; Ray reorganizes his games; we really stick it to Dean Bitterman; Alex belts out a popular TV anthem; more school roleplay; news from PukaretVillage; the Sword of Remaster of NiGHTS; thoughtful potato chip discussion; game gripes, Fan Fun, and Alex almost gets washed away by a typhoon! Starting October 22nd, this podcast will no longer becarried by our nation's public libraries.

In our lascivious twenty-eighth episode, we learn about Alex triggering LMFAO's downfall; a never-before-told Homeland Week story (for good reason); new developments in Japanese kids saying the darnedest things; the true effects of energy drinks on one's temper; adventures in [setting up] Dragon Quest X; and Overnerds asks why teachers don't like cartoons. This podcast is enhanced with the power of guarana, ginkgo, ginseng, Gorby, and thyme.

Our tense twenty-seventh episode opens with tips and tricks for deep cleaning your NES; new Wii U news and concern for the future of the Jelly Man; Alex clarifies a prior screed; a return to ravaging Rifftrax and Alex reconciles with Bill Corbett; a thesis on the concept of passive-aggressive friendliness; Alex illustrates how modern gaming leaves his imagination unengaged; Fan Fun, and a *berii guddo* Overnerd! Remember to hold Reset while turning off this podcast.

In our commando twenty-sixth episode, we discuss Alex's steps forward in starting the bar; the infectious quality of LMFAO; Jesus; sanitation pickup follies; a rare non-Final Fantasy game discussion involving Silent Hill and Metal Gear Solid; an Overnerd of gaming evangelism; our best Facebook Likes so far, and at least two instances of Alex grossly misunderstanding Ray. This podcast will return in The Alvengers.

In our magical twenty-fifth episode, we celebrate with the Homeland Week Epilogue; doubling down on (some) drops; this week in Pringles; the boys' in air conditioning; the return of our favorite hater; further discussion on improv vs. scripted videos, and another installment of the acclaimed Overnerd Program! Update: this podcast has been removed from the UN's list of human rights offenders.

In this post-Homeland Week special, we present a recent recording of Alex and his dad Paul, who talks about his storied history with board games and the few video RPGs he played alongside his son. Enjoy the show, pardon the audio quality, but nonetheless, we get back to business next week!

A cliffhanger that will leave you devastated! Day 6 of Homeland Week finds our heroes reflecting on a thrilling week spent gaming and blaming; the week in food; one last round of listener thanks, our final Overnerds, and preliminary plans to do it all again next year! Collect and redeem all six episodes at any Orlando-area Exxon station to receive your FREE "Save the tiger" poster!

Day 5 of Homeland Week finds our heroes recovering from a harrowing visit to the post office; the inevitable trip to a specific hamburger-sandwich chain; shades of therapy; listener appreciation, Overnerds, and mounting excitement as Alex's dementia sets in! Please present this podcast BEFORE ordering.