No More Whoppers

It's day 4 of Homeland Week! Alex and Ray tell the tale of their eventful pilgrimage to Ikea; Alex makes headway on convincing his mom that a video game bar won't fail; listener thanks, and some of the best Overnerds yet! This podcast eats pieces of shit for breakfast.

Homeland Week: Day 3 delivers a rousing recap of the boys' gaming and burger journey; a deep look into the unblinking eye of Bad Internet; listener thanks, Overnerds, and a dramatic reading of an overcritical emai. Correctly guess the identity of the Jelly Man to be entered into our Annual Sweepstakes!

Day 2 of Homeland Week finds the boys recovering from a journey into the city; Alex's in-flight clumsiness and expert shark evasion tips, plus the requisite listener thanks! This podcast is eligible for a FREE upgrade with any Santa Fe taco shell proof of purchase.

It's Homeland Week here at the No More Whoppers compound! We start it off with Alex's travel woes before discussing video gaming in a safe, secure environment; a soundboard power struggle; long overdue listener thanks; some Overnerds to angry up the blood, and promises of more to come! This podcast can be substituted with Egg Beaters(TM) for only 29 cents.

With Alex unable to record because he's busy sipping mai tais on the deck of an extravagant beachside property (one-third true), we thought we'd use this week to give you a rare exploration of the NMW blooper reel -- a collection of promos we hoped would reel in potential sponsors. Enjoy yourselves, and we'll see you next time for Homeland Week.

Our glistening twenty-fourth episode is a cornucopia of discussion, including Fuhhh yeah, FFXI; how Dark Knight Rises may improve Alex's life; another visit from our robot pal; one of many nutty, badly-told stories from Ray's old school; our first official round of Overnerds, and we reveal our plans for Homeland Week! This podcast includes a CD-ROM with over 5,000 sports clip art images!

In our tolerable twenty-third episode, we follow up with Angelic developments; Alex loses his long-standing battle with humidity; adventures on the FFXI test server with 100,000,000 gil in party cash; Barnholt High closes its doors; the original Dr. Mario lyrics revealed; this week in gluttony with the latest BK News; Alex melts down at absolutely nothing (again); Ray rocks the world of e-literacy with book news; and the most insensitive Facebook Likes we've ever done! This podcast has been remastered from its original acetate pressings.

In our generational twenty-second episode, Ray follows up on his MiFi folly; we discuss classic food science wonders; talking about going home at a reasonable hour like two old men; new procrastination techniques; Final FUNtasy; a brief visit from a special guest; Alex gives us a valuable peek into his ancestry; good old-fashioned Japan gripes, and a new round of Facebook likes and thanks. This podcast can suffocate if placed over head.

In our tremendous twenty-first episode, Ray braves the out-of-doors and is shaken by what he finds; Alex recounts his origin after being unable to produce a certificate of live birth; the boys are left aimless in the absence of the Book Club, leading to therapy round 2; and dig down deep, because we need your nerd stories! This podcast can be equipped in both hands to deal double damage.

In our spectacular twentieth episode, we discuss the most topical of topics, including impressions of Ray's new iron; Alex's kickin' new drop; new McDonald's stories from Alex *and* Ray; Windows 7; and last but not least, the final entry in our "Top of the Rock" Book Club. No, wait, Alex wants to talk about FFXI again. This podcast just needs a buck fifty to buy a cheeseburger, man, thank you and God bless.