No Sharp Objects

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  • Isobel and Guy tell us about the path to parenthood

    Episode round-up: 


    Small hiatus incoming because Isobel and Guy are having their baby girl


    Guy is very proud of his new noise cancelling headphones


    Guy and Isobel chat about their journey with falling pregnant with their now, Stinky Minky


    This video is bound to come out on Stinky’s 21st birthday


    And other absurdities

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    38 min
  • Water birth in our Jacuzzi

    Episode round-up:


    Our mates, Nico and Trish, should have taken up our offer to have their baby born in our jacuzzi


    Newest addition to the dog house… Stinky Pinky’s room got a sleeper couch


    Is Guy ready to change nappies?


    South African cricket team are World Champions


    And other absurdities

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    18 min
  • Dad and uncle bods are ready

    Episode round-up:


    Matt and Guy love that Sydney has four seasons. Rather that than continuous heat and muggy air


    Guy has perfected his risotto


    Guy plans to go for a night out at Money Maxtons house


    Matt is ready to be an uncle


    And other absurdities

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    23 min
  • Never Uber your guitar to an afters

    Episode round-up:


    Guy and Isobel have an argument about naming the baby… again


    Guy recaps his birthday weekend because Isobel recorded without sound the last time he talked about it


    Guy and Matt talk about how a friend, J Bone, Ubered his guitar over to the nappy braai afters to play Save Tonight and Wonderwall. No one was happy about it


    Isobel had her baby shower which her mum surprised her for, for just the weekend!


    Guy and Isobel had some lovely dogs over to look after; two labradors Wilbur and Benny. Isobel cried when they left


    And other absurdities

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    39 min
  • Doomsday preppers

    Episode round-up:


    Isobel made Guy watch The Narrow Road to The Deep North, and he wasn’t happy about it


    Isobel and Guy have been watching The Traitors UK and highly recommend


    Guy has a funny article to read you about Kerry Packer


    Guy and Matt discuss how they will be surviving, or not surviving, a dooms day… this gets interesting


    And other absurdities

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    32 min
  • Special Edition - Guy's birthday

    Episode round-up:


    It’s Guys birthday, everyone should celebrate


    Scottish Stu’s bachelor party consisted of beer garden hopping


    A friend of Matt and Guy, Monty, fell and his face on a door when he got kicked out of the last beer garden


    Isobel had a baby scare and had to go to the hospital aka Stinky Milky

    But Guy cried because he was emotional about his daughter arriving, and then… Guy and Matt got lost at the hospital. Had it been an emergency, he would have missed the birth.


    Guys birthday weekend ahead, which includes his nappy braai


    Guy is hiding dwarfs apparently


    And other absurdities

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    29 min
  • The new world of deep fakes

    Episode round-up:


    Expect Paddy McMahon in the jacuzzi at some point soon


    We discuss the new world of deep fakes


    We haven’t been into much sport recently, but F1 takes the cake


    Guy and Isobel went to an epic Titanic exhibition


    And other absurdities

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    30 min
  • Guy is an athlete

    Episode round-up:


    We talk about bunker busters and the immense of a new World War


    Guy is apparently an athlete and harps on about his unwashed jersey


    Matt and Rory McElroy reconcile their differences


    Imagine professional sportsman played with an amateur at the same time for context


    Have you seen this new sport, Run It?


    Guy talks about how he feels about Trump


    And other absurdities

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    27 min
  • The topics are hot

    Episode round-up:


    Our merch will be going out free and to support We Are Happy Doggo


    TV Time has been a hot topic recently


    MAFS has been on and the best of the best, Australian Survivor


    Thula visits the jacuzzi


    Imagine buying into play survivor


    Guy talks about his productivity and focused output times


    And other absurdities

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    28 min

About No Sharp Objects

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We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.

Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot…