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Small hiatus incoming because Isobel and Guy are having their baby girl
Guy is very proud of his new noise cancelling headphones
Guy and Isobel chat about their journey with falling pregnant with their now, Stinky Minky
This video is bound to come out on Stinky’s 21st birthday
And other absurdities
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Our mates, Nico and Trish, should have taken up our offer to have their baby born in our jacuzzi
Newest addition to the dog house… Stinky Pinky’s room got a sleeper couch
Is Guy ready to change nappies?
South African cricket team are World Champions
And other absurdities
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We prank called a friend in South Africa
Water is a touchy subject
And other absurdities
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Matt and Guy love that Sydney has four seasons. Rather that than continuous heat and muggy air
Guy has perfected his risotto
Guy plans to go for a night out at Money Maxtons house
Matt is ready to be an uncle
And other absurdities
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Guy and Isobel have an argument about naming the baby… again
Guy recaps his birthday weekend because Isobel recorded without sound the last time he talked about it
Guy and Matt talk about how a friend, J Bone, Ubered his guitar over to the nappy braai afters to play Save Tonight and Wonderwall. No one was happy about it
Isobel had her baby shower which her mum surprised her for, for just the weekend!
Guy and Isobel had some lovely dogs over to look after; two labradors Wilbur and Benny. Isobel cried when they left
And other absurdities
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Isobel made Guy watch The Narrow Road to The Deep North, and he wasn’t happy about it
Isobel and Guy have been watching The Traitors UK and highly recommend
Guy has a funny article to read you about Kerry Packer
Guy and Matt discuss how they will be surviving, or not surviving, a dooms day… this gets interesting
And other absurdities
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It’s Guys birthday, everyone should celebrate
Scottish Stu’s bachelor party consisted of beer garden hopping
A friend of Matt and Guy, Monty, fell and his face on a door when he got kicked out of the last beer garden
Isobel had a baby scare and had to go to the hospital aka Stinky Milky
But Guy cried because he was emotional about his daughter arriving, and then… Guy and Matt got lost at the hospital. Had it been an emergency, he would have missed the birth.
Guys birthday weekend ahead, which includes his nappy braai
Guy is hiding dwarfs apparently
And other absurdities
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Expect Paddy McMahon in the jacuzzi at some point soon
We discuss the new world of deep fakes
We haven’t been into much sport recently, but F1 takes the cake
Guy and Isobel went to an epic Titanic exhibition
And other absurdities
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We talk about bunker busters and the immense of a new World War
Guy is apparently an athlete and harps on about his unwashed jersey
Matt and Rory McElroy reconcile their differences
Imagine professional sportsman played with an amateur at the same time for context
Have you seen this new sport, Run It?
Guy talks about how he feels about Trump
And other absurdities
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Our merch will be going out free and to support We Are Happy Doggo
TV Time has been a hot topic recently
MAFS has been on and the best of the best, Australian Survivor
Thula visits the jacuzzi
Imagine buying into play survivor
Guy talks about his productivity and focused output times
And other absurdities
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We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.
Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot…
It's the hilarious, no-holds-barred podcast you didn't know you needed!
New episodes every Thursday.
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