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Episode round-up:
What does English sound like to someone who can’t understand English?
Long weekends call for a very long lunch
Come join us in Melbourne as a fellow F1 petrol head
Baby on board stickers grind Guy’s gears
Uniqlo and Insight… sponsor us!
And other absurdities
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NRL Grand Final
Youtube rabbit holes
Matt asks Guy some questions from fans and listeners around the world... thanks for sending them in!
Does Matt find pregnant women sexy or not?
New icks unlocked
And other absurdities
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Melbourne and Sydney rivalry
Sydney Swans are in the Grand Final AFL match
Guy has got some questions from fans and listeners around the world... thanks for sending them in!
Find out what the smelliest smell Matt has smelt!
Matt turns his common occurrence into an Olympic sport
Unpacking conspiracy theories
Guy goes rogue with his questions
And other absurdities
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Bringing world peace to the Gaza strip
Matt gives you the low down of his trip
You can't beat an African safari
Heathrow is too big. 12.3 square km's big
Matt gives us a brief history lesson of Stonehenge
We have decided on the animal charity we are backing!
Guy has a funny story to tell how he ruined a high school fashion show
Isobel’s weekly question… Do you know much about Cork? Tonight you will
And other absurdities
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Guy reminisces on the coldest, most delicious beer
Matt’s first time in London Town
Where are Matt and Guy travelling to next?
Isobel’s weekly question… Swiss ammunition and Kursk region damage.
And other absurdities
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Mystery of Bayesian yacht sinking
The Block Australia is back!
South Africa had a mad sports weekend - Bokke, Proteas and Dricus Du Plessis all win!
Isobel's weekly question... Bokke strong!
And other absurdities
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Guy sings birdsong
Matt has exciting holiday plans coming up
Drunken arrests
Isobel's weekly questions... What does Sun City have to do with Apartheid?
And other absurdities
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Olympics 2024 wrap-up. Best of all time?
The greats and not so greats of the Olympics 2024
Boeing continue to have a tough time - this time with their Starliner
Jesus is in space
What's better than getting stuck in space? Getting stuck in an Octagon... UFC fight coming up
Isobel's weekly questions... bombshells were dropped
And other absurdities
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Snoop Dogg selling out
Netflix making athletes more likeable
What would Guy and Matt do for $500k a day
Per-capita medals tally ho
And other absurdities
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Guy finds his new love... his french door fridge
Snoop Dogg and Celine Dion killed it at the Olympic opening ceremony
Favourite Olympic sports revealed
Guy gets riled up over the Olympic boxer Imane Khelif
Guy and Matt get into a heated debate at the very end... should Olympic athletes win some money for only participating?
And other absurdities
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From the publisher's feed
We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.
Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot…
It's the hilarious, no-holds-barred podcast you didn't know you needed!
New episodes every Thursday.
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