No Sharp Objects

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  • F1 petrol heads, unite!

    Episode round-up:


    What does English sound like to someone who can’t understand English?

     

    Long weekends call for a very long lunch


    Come join us in Melbourne as a fellow F1 petrol head


    Baby on board stickers grind Guy’s gears


    Uniqlo and Insight… sponsor us!


    And other absurdities

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    54 min
  • Youtube, a rabbit hole worth going down

    Episode round-up:


    NRL Grand Final


    Youtube rabbit holes


    Matt asks Guy some questions from fans and listeners around the world... thanks for sending them in!


    Does Matt find pregnant women sexy or not?


    New icks unlocked


    And other absurdities

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    53 min
  • Incredible answers to fans questions from around the world

    Episode round-up:


    Melbourne and Sydney rivalry


    Sydney Swans are in the Grand Final AFL match


    Guy has got some questions from fans and listeners around the world... thanks for sending them in!


    Find out what the smelliest smell Matt has smelt!


    Matt turns his common occurrence into an Olympic sport


    Unpacking conspiracy theories


    Guy goes rogue with his questions


    And other absurdities

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    1 hr
  • Guy solves world peace

    Episode round-up:


    Bringing world peace to the Gaza strip


    Matt gives you the low down of his trip


    You can't beat an African safari


    Heathrow is too big. 12.3 square km's big


    Matt gives us a brief history lesson of Stonehenge


    We have decided on the animal charity we are backing!


    Guy has a funny story to tell how he ruined a high school fashion show


    Isobel’s weekly question… Do you know much about Cork? Tonight you will


    And other absurdities

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    1 hr 6 min
  • A golf beer that needed a review and Matt goes on tour

    Episode round-up:


    Guy reminisces on the coldest, most delicious beer


    Matt’s first time in London Town 


    Where are Matt and Guy travelling to next?


    Isobel’s weekly question… Swiss ammunition and Kursk region damage.


    And other absurdities

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    37 min
  • South African sports duzi

    Episode round-up:


    Mystery of Bayesian yacht sinking


    The Block Australia is back!


    South Africa had a mad sports weekend - Bokke, Proteas and Dricus Du Plessis all win!


    Isobel's weekly question... Bokke strong!


    And other absurdities

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    1 hr
  • Matt got arrested

    Episode round-up:


    Guy sings birdsong


    Matt has exciting holiday plans coming up


    Drunken arrests


    Isobel's weekly questions... What does Sun City have to do with Apartheid?


    And other absurdities

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Bombshells were dropped

    Episode round-up:


    Olympics 2024 wrap-up. Best of all time?


    The greats and not so greats of the Olympics 2024


    Boeing continue to have a tough time - this time with their Starliner


    Jesus is in space


    What's better than getting stuck in space? Getting stuck in an Octagon... UFC fight coming up


    Isobel's weekly questions... bombshells were dropped


    And other absurdities

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Olympic finals - 10 from the Russian judge

    Episode round-up:


    Snoop Dogg selling out


    Netflix making athletes more likeable


    What would Guy and Matt do for $500k a day


    Per-capita medals tally ho


    And other absurdities

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    57 min
  • Olympic debates heat 1

    Episode round-up:


    Guy finds his new love... his french door fridge


    Snoop Dogg and Celine Dion killed it at the Olympic opening ceremony


    Favourite Olympic sports revealed


    Guy gets riled up over the Olympic boxer Imane Khelif


    Guy and Matt get into a heated debate at the very end... should Olympic athletes win some money for only participating?


    And other absurdities

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    1 hr 17 min

About No Sharp Objects

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We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.

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