No Sharp Objects

No Sharp Objects

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No Sharp Objects episodes

  • Two lads docking in Humble Bay

    Episode round-up:


    Surprises washing up while paddle boarding


    The World Privacy Tour


    Guy looking forward to seeing his boys back home with their beautiful babies


    Why does Guy fart in the jacuzzi


    And other absurdities

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    56 min
  • Guy has something to say

    Episode round-up:


    Challenge update


    Tim Naki copycats


    Guy's afterlife looks good


    Classically trained Marc Rebillet


    Thai conscription breakdown


    And other absurdities


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    57 min
  • Simba surprise!

    Episode round-up:


    Misty, moody, madness


    Terrorism in Sydney


    Tim Naki keeps going


    Simba surprise


    And other absurdities



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    1 hr 2 min
  • Best dressed at a horse race

    Episode round-up:


    Matt and Guy's jacuzzi arrives - the Miami 5000


    Matty does work training


    Guy got his Australian passport


    Husky got adopted by some bears


    Magpie got reunited with Staffy


    Someone brought an axiety peacock on an aeroplane


    And other absurdities

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Beany Bops gets uninvited from the wedding

    Episode round-up:


    Matt's romantic Easter weekend away


    Steve Irwin's stingray connection to the me too movement


    Good news for Gussy the staffy


    Guy's wedding and honeymoon plans in full swing


    We start discussing some challenges


    And other absurdities

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    51 min
  • Barmaids with moustaches

    Episode round-up:


    Meet the lads


    What happened with Guy in the dog box


    What we got up to on golf tour


    Why you should avoid miracles at all cost


    And other absurdities

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    1 hr 13 min

About No Sharp Objects

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We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.

Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot…