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Episode round-up:
Guy and Matt strategise over the events they'd have a chance in hell competing in
It's clear that Guy needs a lifesaver when he's in the bath
They'd probably be better at the winter Olympics than the summer Olympics
Stay tuned for more Olympic tings
And other absurdities
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Episode round-up:
Never forget about Beany Bops
Everyone has got Mcilroy on our mind
Who's winning The Open
Money Maxton makes money, buys bass and the most expensive putters
And other absurdities
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Episode round-up:
Guy doing what he does best in London
Guy and Isobel suited up for the wedding in Cornwall
Dodgy drives across the UK
Ibiza beaches and beers
Guy got his European boob count up and Estrella poisoning
And other absurdities
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Episode round-up:
An ode to the perfect girl, Beany Bops
Isobel and Guy head to Europe
Singapore streets
Sunny London
And other absurdities
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Matt gets another tattoo
A few of Isobel and Guy's favourite DJ's
Being cultured in Amsterdam
Beach clubs are Isobel and Guy's weakness
And other absurdities
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Episode round-up:
40th party bus upcoming
How does Guy really feel about live bands
Running geezer is back
Fridge door seals
And other absurdities
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Episode round-up:
State of Origin explained
Who knocked off the crypto queen?
Tim Naki is backi
We have a new number one fan!
And other absurdities
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Milestone episode number 10!
Our good mate, Pat Turner calls and sings to us
The love we have for the music and live events we have gone to
Out and about festivities coming up
And other absurdities
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*Sorry for the delay (two days delayed), we had issues with uploading this episode.
Episode round-up:
Guy says Man United is still the best team of all time
What would you do if you won the lotto?
Matty and Guy stand up to bullying
And other absurdities
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A word for our loyal sponsors
Guy's highlight of his South Africa visit
Bali belly antics
False hope in the NY and Dublin portal
And other absurdities
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From the publisher's feed
We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.
Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot…
It's the hilarious, no-holds-barred podcast you didn't know you needed!
New episodes every Thursday.
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