No Sharp Objects

No Sharp Objects

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No Sharp Objects episodes

  • All in on The Olympics

    Episode round-up:


    Guy and Matt strategise over the events they'd have a chance in hell competing in


    It's clear that Guy needs a lifesaver when he's in the bath


    They'd probably be better at the winter Olympics than the summer Olympics


    Stay tuned for more Olympic tings


    And other absurdities

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    1 hr 8 min
  • Open about being Open

    Episode round-up:


    Never forget about Beany Bops


    Everyone has got Mcilroy on our mind


    Who's winning The Open


    Money Maxton makes money, buys bass and the most expensive putters


    And other absurdities

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    45 min
  • We've been away - Part 2

    Episode round-up:


    Guy doing what he does best in London


    Guy and Isobel suited up for the wedding in Cornwall


    Dodgy drives across the UK


    Ibiza beaches and beers


    Guy got his European boob count up and Estrella poisoning


    And other absurdities

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    24 min
  • We've been away - Part 1

    Episode round-up:


    An ode to the perfect girl, Beany Bops


    Isobel and Guy head to Europe


    Singapore streets


    Sunny London


    And other absurdities

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    47 min
  • No cure for the travel bug

    Episode round-up:


    Matt gets another tattoo


    A few of Isobel and Guy's favourite DJ's


    Being cultured in Amsterdam


    Beach clubs are Isobel and Guy's weakness


    And other absurdities

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    41 min
  • The most eco friendly mafia in Europe?

    Episode round-up:


    State of Origin explained


    Who knocked off the crypto queen?


    Tim Naki is backi


    We have a new number one fan!


    And other absurdities

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    1 hr
  • We like to party!

    Episode round-up:


    Milestone episode number 10!


    Our good mate, Pat Turner calls and sings to us


    The love we have for the music and live events we have gone to


    Out and about festivities coming up


    And other absurdities

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    59 min
  • Icks and lottery ticks

    *Sorry for the delay (two days delayed), we had issues with uploading this episode.


    Episode round-up:


    Guy says Man United is still the best team of all time


    What would you do if you won the lotto?


    Matty and Guy stand up to bullying


    And other absurdities

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Who knew you could drink a facelift?

    Episode round-up:


    A word for our loyal sponsors


    Guy's highlight of his South Africa visit


    Bali belly antics


    False hope in the NY and Dublin portal


    And other absurdities

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    58 min

About No Sharp Objects

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We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.

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