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Episode round-up:
Pat Turner graces us in the jacuzzi
Isobel has a false start to the episode
Pat Turner tells everyone a bit about himself
How Pat and Guy met
The jacuzzi gets deep on where to spend the rest of their lives
Pat gets the usual quick fire questions
Never nude Turner comes alive
And other absurdities
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Mate Date - May 8th
Love to our good mate, Forty Hour Phil
The start to Guy and Isobel’s trip was harrowing - naughty kids, no sleep, etc.
United Airlines was shitty to fly
America always tries to squeeze something out of you… constantly
Palm Springs is an old age home for rich people who love to play golf
Palm Springs surf club was a hidden treat… Ben Böhmer was stumbled upon
Guy headed to Austin for the bachelors with some naughty boys
Guy and Isobel went to a rodeo and a honky tonk in Dallas
Guy and the boys at the wedding got hit on by 65 year old ladies keen on married men
Guy and Isobel headed to LA for a bit of a baby moon to wrap up the holiday
And other absurdities
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Easter time means it’s a short week and a mini Christmas break
Matt and Guy discuss their Easter traditions
There’s always good memories surrounding Easter break
Happy Easter!
And other absurdities
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Joseph Sualii could be a match for Guy’s daughter on the way
Private golf courses in Australia aren’t as amazing as they sound
We had the hat trick of sports wins this week:
Oscar Pastry wins Bahrain F1 race: Watch Drive to Survive, it will get you interested in F1
Rory Mcilroy wins The Masters and becomes 6th person in the world to win a grand slam in golf: watch Full Swing, it will get you interested in golf
Myles wins Australian Survivor, the Jungle Rat who was on the bottom: the best reality tv there is
There’s good and bad anxiety when it comes to reality tv… Carte Blanche is bad anxiety while Australia Survivor is good, passionate anxiety
Getting ready for Easter holiday. Everyone enjoy!
And other absurdities
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Matt and Guy have been playing musical doggos
Thunza watched Matt doing a deed
Labbies that were born chocolate but are now beach bums
Guy can’t make a bed… About time he learns
Guy and Isobel are traveling to the US to stay with Isobel’s brother, sister in law, two kids and their dog in Palm Springs
Guy has a bachelors in Austin Texas with a bunch of naughty boys
Guy and Isobel will be in LA for their baby moon
Isobel and Guy unpacked their first pram for baby girl on the way
Top tip - don’t do a 3D scan for a baby… It’s weird!
Isobel and Guy got a $70k surprise when they settled on their apartment
Matt is working down the South Coast again for the time being
And other absurdities
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Isobel had her big 20 week scan
Guy and Isobel bought a new car… they’ve called it Mpimpi
Matt had a solo weekend of resetting his mind
Guy went to Jbone’s bachelors and it turned out to be a lot more tame than expected
Guy was in the dog box
Discussing Jamie Laing’s achievement of 5 marathons in 5 days
Fatherhood is a massive discussion, and super important!
How prepared is Oscar Piastri for his upcoming race in Japan this weekend?
And other absurdities
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We headed to Melbourne F1!
Lets breakdown Melbourne… the good and the bad
We had a large one in Melbourne, tactical chunders and the like
F1 qualifying day was a big day with many pubs before the event
F1 Sunday race was VERY exciting! McLaren for the win!
F1 rookies had a disaster for their first race of 2025
When Lucy Liu in Melbourne cuts you off from alcohol between starters and mains
Matts final question at the very end… Would you prefer to live without music or sex for the rest of your life?
And other absurdities
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Catch ups on the hazardous Barnbougle golf weekend
How the chant “suck his dick” started
How the Suck His Dick bet started with Party Pat and J Bone
Guy explains what a dog collar is in golf
Guy’s highlight at Barnbougle was seeing the baby Tasmanian Devils
Going back to South Africa is the best… just not relaxing
Guy and Isobel are pregnant! A tiny little princess on the way
Guy and Isobel have done the royal flight of adulting
Guy and Isobel saw sweet Gussy back in South Africa
Guy chats about the wedding they went back to South Africa for - Jamie Channels and Gracie baby
And other absurdities
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Introducing our good friend, DJ visiting from South Africa
Peaks and troughs of DJ’s Sydney visit
Treffer 126 explained
Soundcloud link: https://soundcloud.com/user-67771697
We ask DJ the boring questions everyone wants to know the answers to
DJ speaks Afrikaans and we have to figure out what he is saying
DJ and Bailey are getting married in October 2025
And other absurdities
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We are loving Yellowstone… Find out who Guy thinks he is similar to
Who does Matt think he Is similar to in Yellowstone?
We talk a bit about politics and the latest current affairs
Lets talk Trump… The good and the bad
We break down the pardon of Ross Ulbricht who started The Silk Road
Globalisation has never been so prominent
We love Pam the bird graffiti
Guy does Isobel’s dog sitting rating
We discuss our goals for 2025
And other absurdities
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We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.
Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot…
It's the hilarious, no-holds-barred podcast you didn't know you needed!
New episodes every Thursday.
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