No Sharp Objects

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  • Pat Turner graces us in the jacuzzi

    Episode round-up:


    Pat Turner graces us in the jacuzzi


    Isobel has a false start to the episode


    Pat Turner tells everyone a bit about himself


    How Pat and Guy met


    The jacuzzi gets deep on where to spend the rest of their lives


    Pat gets the usual quick fire questions


    Never nude Turner comes alive


    And other absurdities

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    39 min
  • Everything gets bigger in the United States

    Episode round-up:


    Mate Date - May 8th


    Love to our good mate, Forty Hour Phil


    The start to Guy and Isobel’s trip was harrowing - naughty kids, no sleep, etc.


    United Airlines was shitty to fly


    America always tries to squeeze something out of you… constantly


    Palm Springs is an old age home for rich people who love to play golf


    Palm Springs surf club was a hidden treat… Ben Böhmer was stumbled upon


    Guy headed to Austin for the bachelors with some naughty boys


    Guy and Isobel went to a rodeo and a honky tonk in Dallas


    Guy and the boys at the wedding got hit on by 65 year old ladies keen on married men


    Guy and Isobel headed to LA for a bit of a baby moon to wrap up the holiday


    And other absurdities

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    46 min
  • Mini Christmas everyone

    Episode round-up:


    Easter time means it’s a short week and a mini Christmas break


    Matt and Guy discuss their Easter traditions


    There’s always good memories surrounding Easter break


    Happy Easter!


    And other absurdities

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    10 min
  • The trifecta came in

    Episode round-up:


    Joseph Sualii could be a match for Guy’s daughter on the way


    Private golf courses in Australia aren’t as amazing as they sound


    We had the hat trick of sports wins this week:


    Oscar Pastry wins Bahrain F1 race: Watch Drive to Survive, it will get you interested in F1


    Rory Mcilroy wins The Masters and becomes 6th person in the world to win a grand slam in golf: watch Full Swing, it will get you interested in golf


    Myles wins Australian Survivor, the Jungle Rat who was on the bottom: the best reality tv there is


    There’s good and bad anxiety when it comes to reality tv… Carte Blanche is bad anxiety while Australia Survivor is good, passionate anxiety


    Getting ready for Easter holiday. Everyone enjoy!


    And other absurdities

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    27 min
  • Life comes at you fast

    Episode round-up:


    Matt and Guy have been playing musical doggos


    Thunza watched Matt doing a deed


    Labbies that were born chocolate but are now beach bums


    Guy can’t make a bed… About time he learns


    Guy and Isobel are traveling to the US to stay with Isobel’s brother, sister in law, two kids and their dog in Palm Springs


    Guy has a bachelors in Austin Texas with a bunch of naughty boys


    Guy and Isobel will be in LA for their baby moon


    Isobel and Guy unpacked their first pram for baby girl on the way


    Top tip - don’t do a 3D scan for a baby… It’s weird!


    Isobel and Guy got a $70k surprise when they settled on their apartment


    Matt is working down the South Coast again for the time being


    And other absurdities

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    31 min
  • Big boys do cry

    Episode round-up:


    Isobel had her big 20 week scan


    Guy and Isobel bought a new car… they’ve called it Mpimpi


    Matt had a solo weekend of resetting his mind


    Guy went to Jbone’s bachelors and it turned out to be a lot more tame than expected


    Guy was in the dog box


    Discussing Jamie Laing’s achievement of 5 marathons in 5 days


    Fatherhood is a massive discussion, and super important!


    How prepared is Oscar Piastri for his upcoming race in Japan this weekend?


    And other absurdities

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    32 min
  • Peeling back the nonsense of the Melbourne F1 weekend

    Episode round-up:


    We headed to Melbourne F1!


    Lets breakdown Melbourne… the good and the bad


    We had a large one in Melbourne, tactical chunders and the like


    F1 qualifying day was a big day with many pubs before the event


    F1 Sunday race was VERY exciting! McLaren for the win!


    F1 rookies had a disaster for their first race of 2025


    When Lucy Liu in Melbourne cuts you off from alcohol between starters and mains


    Matts final question at the very end… Would you prefer to live without music or sex for the rest of your life?


    And other absurdities

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    39 min
  • The royal flush of adulting

    Episode round-up:


    Catch ups on the hazardous Barnbougle golf weekend


    How the chant “suck his dick” started


    How the Suck His Dick bet started with Party Pat and J Bone


    Guy explains what a dog collar is in golf


    Guy’s highlight at Barnbougle was seeing the baby Tasmanian Devils


    Going back to South Africa is the best… just not relaxing


    Guy and Isobel are pregnant! A tiny little princess on the way


    Guy and Isobel have done the royal flight of adulting


    Guy and Isobel saw sweet Gussy back in South Africa


    Guy chats about the wedding they went back to South Africa for - Jamie Channels and Gracie baby


    And other absurdities

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    41 min
  • Doctor DJ Kleynhans pays Sydney a visit

    Episode round-up:


    Introducing our good friend, DJ visiting from South Africa


    Peaks and troughs of DJ’s Sydney visit


    Treffer 126 explained

    Soundcloud link: https://soundcloud.com/user-67771697


    We ask DJ the boring questions everyone wants to know the answers to


    DJ speaks Afrikaans and we have to figure out what he is saying


    DJ and Bailey are getting married in October 2025


    And other absurdities

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    38 min
  • A couple sandwiches short of a picnic

    Episode round-up:


    We are loving Yellowstone… Find out who Guy thinks he is similar to


    Who does Matt think he Is similar to in Yellowstone?


    We talk a bit about politics and the latest current affairs


    Lets talk Trump… The good and the bad


    We break down the pardon of Ross Ulbricht who started The Silk Road


    Globalisation has never been so prominent


    We love Pam the bird graffiti


    Guy does Isobel’s dog sitting rating


    We discuss our goals for 2025


    And other absurdities

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    43 min

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We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.

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