In today’s episode Chas and David attempt to answer the call of their childhood while fighting to ween themselves from industrial food manufacturing, doubling their protein intake, purging deli meats, trying to find an edible dairy cow, and make the shock discovery that Stephen King may actually suck at writing. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

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In today’s episode Chas and David finally find appreciation for one of Hollywood’s notorious Lotharios, become convinced about the powers of telepathy, suffer a moment of profound dumbness, discover that Epstein drew the line at homosexuality, find acceptance from a rock guitar legend, and the world’s richest man reveals a perversion that should outrage all of humanity. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

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In today’s episode Chas and David glean lessons from “the greatest athlete on the planet” and strategize for how to win any barroom Olympics, they try to understand the rules of modern Imperialism, attempt to quantify the real cost of oil, and offer a blueprint for how to make a career out of your passion. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

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In today’s episode Chas and David search into the abyss of the week between holidays to attempt to find where their early onset cynicism developed, seek to understand the popularity of fantasy fiction, fantasize about more meaningful brotherhoods, dream up lies to confuse their kids, and make a pact to never wear a toupee. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

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In today’s episode Chas and David find gratification in Jake Paul’s broken jaw before revisiting the notable deaths of 2025, mourn a few, dance on a few graves, attempt to understand mummification, learn what Cesar Milan has in common with Jane Goodall, and identify fake Christmas trees as the culprit for all that’s gone wrong in society. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

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In today’s episode Chas and David learn why Jingle Bells is racist, how to avoid their default body dysmorphia, reflect on the work of Rob Reiner, and analyze whether the 12 gifts of Christmas were thoughtful or just an elaborate apology. Plus Heroes and Zeroes! Enjoy!

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In today’s episode Chas and David struggle to come to terms with Quentin Tarantino, whom despite an impressive oeuvre, has shared remarkable flawless opinions and recommendations. The boys review his favorite 20 films to reevaluate everything they thought they knew about the man and realign their expectations of the man. Enjoy!

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In today’s show Chas and David attempt to learn how to accept a compliment, with advice from Oprah and Cosmo, they learn about fostering friendship, the desire to be heard, how to use humility to manipulate, and identify the appropriate response for superficial and sincere compliments alike. Enjoy!

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In today’s show the country is united (for 5 minutes) with a single cigarette and Chas and David peer into their Thanksgiving goblet to find broken candy restored, new life through coffee, solace in cinema, and perhaps most strange of all, enthusiasm in the airport terminal. Plus a battle Royale of Thanksgiving foods. Enjoy!

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In today’s episode Luke Cederman and John Philbin join Chas and David to glean 8 years of lesson learned about where to put your spent shopping cart, how to avoid a road rage incident, the dangers of peeing while standing, why pumpkin spice is a lie, and the redundancy of the sugar cookie. Enjoy!

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