NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Patrick is taking it upon himself to make this episode be the one that really humanizes himself to you all. Before moving on to everything he thinks is wrong with everyone else, he wants to reveal something very personal and embarrassing, This confession leads to a startling observation by the chat. By request Patrick discusses Elon Musk’s brain fuckery company, Neuralink, and briefly touch on his vision for our brain-interfaced future. We move on to discussing whether or not we are over Thai and what Facebook and Insta followers think, but ultimately dive in to his latest full video show from some undisclosed studio that is clearly figuring things out as they go. It’s a rough one, and it’s long, but we brought a bedpan.

Patrick is spiraling hard and there is no telling where this show is headed from right out of the gate. The entire weekend was filled with updates for the studio, including cabling, graphics cards, memory, accessories, lighting, etc. We explore a t-shirt company run by the right-wing nut butter known as Trez Mala, full off designs and slogans that will make your trachea ache. Patrick is sick and tired of being sick and tired. He doesn’t care about your red and your blues, and your election is just a distraction from the hollow moon men. The streams holding up find and Patrick doesn’t kill himself, and that’ about all we can hope for anymore.

It’s a new dawn and that means a bunch of new things that will probably just make us a combination of depressed and anxious, with a side of outrage. Patrick is going off on ANOTHER Las Vegas comedian that popped up in his feed on Facebook this morning. This time it’s a grown man with some ideas about the government tracking us with our phones. We also go over some older videos from Thai Rivera, since he’s been laying kind of low this week. All this and more malaise and ranting coming your way.

The gay giving tree that is Thai Rivera has birthed us a new comedian jester to keep our eyes on, Trez Mala. Patrick took years of Spanish in high school. so he’s pretty sure that means “bad three.” Or something close. In the first installment of two, we listen to Trez talk about himself and his comedy roots and philosophy on some other gas weasel’s podcast. If you’ve never heard of the MoonBug Glip Glop podcast, strap in for a seasoned eleven-day pro to take you on an audio adventure to the seventh level of hell. You’re going to need to really pay attention to this one guys – we’re dealing with a real ThinkStopper here!

It’s a new day and a new podcast from our favorite tiny Mexican comedian impersonator, Thai Rivera, has just hit the sound clouds. We kick off the show with technical difficulties as usual. Patrick has a new iMac and couldn’t be more elated. Thai is back with some big proclamations and announcements. But mostly it just has contradiction after contradiction, rambling story after incoherent babbling, and a lot of weird mouth noises. We find out Thai recently drove 18 hours to perform for 40 people for one night. Thai has caved and will be wearing masks. Thai sounds exhausted, and when you fight as many imaginary enemies as he does on the daily, that seems completely reasonable.

Patrick continues Thai-rlessly going over the minutia of an insane narcissist while he tells some amazing tales. We have all the hot thai’kes you can handle, and plenty of puns to boot. Thai tells an amazing story about his shitty car needing an air conditioner repair in the middle of the desert summer. We further diagnose Thai Rivera’s inability to tell a story with any effectiveness. Not that we mind, as it leads to some hilarious insights about how Thai sees himself and other people. Scandals. Lies. Twists. Turns. Excuses. Delusions. It’s all here for the taking. We also examine a photo of Thai next to a woman and realize that he’s a very short man.

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We are continuing with HOUR 3 of the breakdown of Thai Rivera’s latest podcast, and it’s slow going because there’s a lot to dissect. Thai begins his podcast by thanking people for feedback, and you can tell he has taken a lot of our advice to heart. At least for awhile. His energy fades quickly as he becomes distracted by his own difficult-to-follow stories and ramblings about a dog that he is keeping captive for some reason. We discover that Thai can’t really form sentences or complex thoughts well when he has to speak. He stumbles and bumbles through story after story with no coherent theme or information. We look at some tweets and Facebook posts that lend credence to the theory that he’s not firing on all cerebral cylinders. Want the rest of this show? It goes on for hours. Get the OVERDOSE and get more now!

Apple has finally announced new iMacs and Patrick couldn’t press order fast enough, despite bezels. Patrick is furious that he has to broadcast on both Facebook and Twitch today because of hackers and stuff. The show opens with another tale of Facebook drama, this time involving another comedian in Las Vegas. We find a bizarre link between an old frequent guest of the show and Thai Rivera. Patrick chastises Vegas comics for respecting or mischaracterizing Thai. If you support him you have helped build a monster. Bill Gates isn’t after you and other conspiracy theories abound. We go over Thai’s tweets and find out what he’s been thinking. We break down a show Thai did over the weekend and inch closer to covering his latest podcast.

Patrick is frustrated because he’s struggled to get the stream live again after an onslaught of attacks. Someone out there is really upset about the live stream and wants it shut down. Patrick starts drinking and we all know how that usually goes. Patrick gets a little bit in to his current state of mind while the world being on the precipice of disaster. Facebook, Google, Amazon and Apple are defending each other. People are really enjoying the Thai Rivera stuff. Patrick gets a little more in to alcohol and ultimately starts drawing comparisons between Thai and a very well-known fan of the show. We support Landry for congress or whatever. Want this whole show? Join the Overdose today and get instant access.

The well of inadequacy that is Thai Rivera seems to have no bottom, and Patrick seems to be fine with that fact. After a trip to Costco, Patrick returns to chat about Thai’s latest exploits, and we break down a comedy video he posted from a local cantina. While we are mainly focused on Thai for this show, we do feel carefree enough to venture down some alternative courses of cognitive foreplay, including a deep dive in to Costco pizza and what exactly it is the they’re up to over there. But we mostly just watch Thai fumble through “jokes” he thinks are good enough to take up internet resources sharing with people. The nerve of this old kook!