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When will the onslaught of Thai content cease? I don’t see an end to it any time soon, as long as he keeps cranking out gay gold. Patrick is back after a problem being DDOS attacked the day before and not being able to stream. Some people do not want the hard truths exposed. Patrick explains why having a mental breakdown is good, and probably normal. Patrick wants to see all of your Screen Time! We take a look inside the mind of simple people. In our first ever exploration of Thai’s tweets and Facebook wall, we discover a teenage locker covered in bad jokes and mom-safe porn that would make Tori Spelling’s skin burp. Las Vegas comedians need to learn to trust Patrick with their #SECRETS. What’s more upsetting? The low comedy bar that Thai has subjected his tortured followers to, or the sad sycophantic comedians lapping it up with LOLs? You be the judge.

This show should have been so much longer, but the alt-right libtards and their vicious team of tea party Q-Anon antifa activists have prevented it. On this show we talk about an old-school fan named Lane, and how he thinks Patrick is a cuck for being scared of a virus. Patrick tries to not seems crazy, but things play out a little differently. We review some videos of the public losing their mind, and try to explore any deeper meaning. Patrick yells at an idiot in the chat room for their lack of creativity and motivation. Hackers end up getting the best of this stream and forcing us to shut it down faster than the government shutting down our freedom with all these masks.

This Thai Rivera thing was supposed to be over, but Patrick just can’t help himself when it comes to trying to unravel the distorted mental map of a mad man. Dual scourge of the gay and comedy communities, Thai Rivera, does a podcast named after a more famous podcast. Patrick stumbles in the studio, fires up the stream to listen live, and it turns in to a THREE HOUR deconstruction of a broken man who contradicts himself more and more every minute. We discuss a website dedicated to Thai’s announcement that he is quitting comedy, listen to so many opinions, and hurl so many unnecessary criticisms that it borders on petty. Petty and funny. Join us as we resurrect the Bad Podcast of the Week segment to discover just how deep the well of stupid goes.

Patrick fires up the stream to hang with Alex Ansel and discuss all the recent goings on in the United States of Terror. Patrick is seriously contemplating moving when his lease is up, and possibly pulling the trigger on buying a new house. He’d like to get a pool, including a pool house and Kool Aid wants to move in and be the show intern. Patrick wants to be a professional troll, and he’s got some ideas. We discuss whatever the fuck Dr. Disrespect is and why Twitch streamers are baffled by his disappearance. The drinking continues and the show goes on, but the only people with access to that are OVERDOSE subscribers. Join now and get access to the second half, as well as our full catalog of content.

Roy Johnson connects from Tulsa to try to pretend that the world isn’t meaningless once again. But this time it should be easier, because we’ve got pizza. Lots and lots of pizza. Before diving in to the pies, Roy and Patrick touch briefly on the days developments regarding comedy drama magnet, Thai Rivera. Patrick is in a sharp mood, but Roy thinks he’s mellowed from weeks past. We systematically dismantle some of the most interesting pizzas mailed in for the contest, and crown a winner. Roy roasts Patrick for his low-carb cauliflower crust monstrosity, but Captain Daddy is adamant that his pizza is nowhere near the worst on display in the competition. You be the judge via video – just pretend you have coronavirus and you’ve lost your sense of taste.

This show is a brave message to those out there who have to deal with bullying on an everyday basis. Patrick woke up to find himself being told of a lack of approval about a Facebook post he’d made the day before. Las Vegas comedian, or is it comic, Thai Rivera spins out in manic glory over a silly post, resulting in a chain of hilarity and weird pointless hating that can only be classified as virtue signaling horseshit. Other comics get involved, everyone pats themselves on the back, and Patrick is left baffled at the behavior of adult men who are virtual strangers. We watch Thai be hypocritical in a video and then watch him eat a Popeye’s chicken sandwich live on video like a basic bitch. Strap in for this one. It’s odd as fuck.

Patrick is melting in to a reality that he doesn’t agree with, and you’re gonna hear all about it on this show. There’s a lot of yelling, and the show was not recorded correctly so get ready for some low-fidelity profanity and rage. The country is falling apart, we are headed in to another uncertain wave of political molestation of a national tragedy, and Patrick’s mental health cannot bear the incongruity any longer. Roy Johnson checks in on the latest prophecies for Oklahoma, and gets frustrated with his inability to reason with Patrick when he’s this emotional. Patrick complains about everything from nurses to baseball to Hamilton, and we try to find some solace in the fact that at least next week we have a pizza contest to judge.

Patrick is up in the middle of the night to connect with comedian George Dimarelos in Melbourne, Australia. George gives Patrick the honest truth about what the rest of the world thinks about America during this pandemic. The duo remembers easier times at comedy festivals months ago. Patrick expresses frustration about the coronavirus testing process, and still has no results yet. Kanye is running for president and we aren’t sure whether to take it seriously. We end the show discussing a recent tale of morality, mob law, and the revolution in comedy. You decide the case of Simon Caine vs. the People of The Comedy Collective.

It’s a tense morning here at the Onions studio, and Patrick is preparing to go for an examination that could change the course of the show forever. This could be the last time you hear from him, as he’s on the way to get a COVID-19 test soon, and he’s vowed that if he’s positive he won’t be wasting his last days podcasting. The sentimentality sends Patrick down a podcasting walk to remember. We check in on veteran podcaster punk celebs, Dawn and Drew, to see what they’re up to. Patrick talks about the latest Apple news and gives some advice for cleaning up your computer. Roy Johnson pops in with a Tulsa report as we discuss the country rebounding in coronavirus stats and the apparent second wave begins to engulf us all.

Patrick is drinking for the first time in about a month, and Roy Johnson joins in from Tulsa. It’s late on a Friday, it’s hot in the desert, and it feels like the world is ending. Sláinte! Patrick doesn’t understand why Microsoft ruins anything it touches. People need to stop setting off fireworks for no reason. Patrick pitches his idea for a new quarantine haircut business. Comedians are really mad about not getting unemployment money. We officially launch the Pizza-Off, and discuss strategies and recipes as the interest from participants heats up. Roy is confident in his abilities, but is clearly shaken by the competition. Patrick knows he has no chance. The conversation turns to coronavirus, and somehow in to a discussion of Landry Miller and his recent bid for Tulsa City Council. Patrick shows how long his hair has gotten and it’s borderline creepy. And by that we mean it’s almost not creepy.