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Patrick is joined in the studio by what promises to be the most entertaining crew in a long time. Regulars Alex Ansel and Adam Dominguez bring their roommate, comedian and lothario Chris Waldeck to the party. A bit of a case-study between the everyman, Chris walks us through adventure after adventure, from his sweaty genesis in Florida to his recent sexual escapades. Alex teaches Waldorf to smoke a bong, and he completely collapses into a comedic shell that pays off big time. We also discuss a Los Angeles comedian named Elizabeth Stanton who’s caught up in some racism scandal and a possible rapist on the Vegas comedy scene. But mostly, this is about Waldorf. The man is a scamp, a champ, and keeps his suit jacket damp.

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Alex Ansel and Garrett Hall. Alex is fresh off a scare with the law, and Patrick is worried that his lack of drinking will have bad ramifications on the show. Patrick pleas for his guests to be treated better, whether you’re a hair tie company or the Air Force. Patrick hasn’t seen any of the latest viral movies, from El Camino to The Irishman, and doesn’t understand any of the hype. Garrett explains why the Air Force is better than Patrick with a drone, Patrick looks back fondly at wild time with Greg Giraldo, and much more.

It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and Jozalyn Sharp is here to help us make sense of everything. We talk about all of the latest social media sensations hitting the millennial lately, including weird family recipes and how to extend your life and have more energy by sunning your asshole. Patrick doesn’t understand TikTok, or why it’s very important for bottoming culture to gain mainstream media attention. Jozalyn does her best to explain, but it doesn’t necessarily work out. Patrick wants to buy a new drone, but Jozalyn thinks it’s a dad move. Stay away from the romaine lettuce this holiday season. That shit kills.

Somewhere in Las Vegas comedians Alex Ansel, Adam Dominguez and Jeni Robins gather around some mics. We are breaking down Halloween and some of the guests are making short work of Patrick’s leftover candy. Patrick is turning 40 on Monday. Popeyes chicken sandwiches are back and causing murders. The rapper TI takes his daughter to the gynecologist, and not in a good way. Patricks finds an awful old headshot. The new Child’s Play is horseshit. We start hitting the scotch pretty hard, but we still bring home a lot of great opinions you’re sure to love.

Tyler Jolley joins Patrick in the studio to race to the bottom of a bottle of scotch. What could go wrong? The summary of things discussed in this show couldn’t be listed if you tried. Trader Joes and cookie butter are pretty much a scam, Costco sponsors the show now, and nobody is sure whether mezcal is tequila or vice versa. Patrick has a new crush on Mama June, Honey Boo Boo’s mom, and wants the fans to help hook him up. Don’t buy a generic Roomba, get a hot preview of the next hot Vegas magic duo, and please stop telling people we don’t have a new website.

Patrick is back in Las Vegas and is in the process of getting the new podcast studio up and running. Adam Domiguez is here with roommate and NLO-favorite Alex Ansel to talk about the end of summer and a million other stupid things. These boys are passing around Keystone Ice and candy cigarettes likes they’re being pulled off store shelves tomorrow. Patrick is not partaking due to some healthy life choices. Alex almost dies live on the show while trying to promote his new podcast, Patrick caught footage of a suspicious individual stealing his golf clubs from his garage, and much more.

Back in Tulsa, Patrick catches up with Roy Johnson a couple weeks after a breakup. So much has happened since we last heard from Roy, including his breakdown on another podcast with lovable Tulsa comedian Landry Miller (available on the Overdose for subscribers). Roy and Patrick try to fix the world, just like old times, through discussing stages of a breakup, what’s wrong with firemen who think they can cook, and much more. No one gets too mad and loses their shit in this one, and for the most part, the guys just podcast like a couple of gentlemen who understand how life works.

Patrick is in Tulsa, Oklahoma, catching up with his old friend and one of the first co-hosts to capture the hearts of NLO listeners everywhere, Roy Johnson. Roy is happily in a relationship and has mellowed quite a bit in his advanced age. Patrick sits him down to weigh in on his new lifestyle, and a few other Tulsa characters you may know. Most of this show is dedicated to Patrick absolutely hating Roy’s dog, an adorable yet mentally disabled pug named Captain Jeter. Listen to a few minutes of this dog and try to honestly say you don’t want to throw it on to a fire pit of your own building.

Patrick is back stateside and resurrects the podcast from Las Vegas, NV. Patrick catches up with Alex Ansel, who reveals some secrets of his recently concluded relationship. Spoiler alert – he has bite marks all over his body and likes it when women make him feel pain. Patrick talk a bit about his final weeks in Australia, gives an example of a positive Mexican story while denouncing an old bit he used to do, and discusses why men don’t send each other porn videos. Alex teaches us where to buy discounted shoes, and professes his love for the angry Whopper, whatever that is.

Patrick sits down with Ruven Govender and Sean Michaels in Sydney, Australia. In the wake of the shooting in New Zealand, we talk about guns and killing, including the motivations and a machinations behind them, and come to absolutely zero solutions, other than thoughts and prayers. Ruven teaches us what a census is, which apparently […]