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Patrick sits down with Ruven Govender and Sean Michaels in Sydney, Australia. In the wake of the shooting in New Zealand, we talk about guns and killing, including the motivations and a machinations behind them, and come to absolutely zero solutions, other than thoughts and prayers. Ruven teaches us what a census is, which apparently has it’s roots in deep kiwi culture. We also discuss dick hair and color for some reason, 3D printing, and a bunch of other topics that just seem to roll out of our consciousness. It’s another down-under episode with no real beginning or end.

Patrick rises from the ashes in Sydney, Australia just to see if anyone is still listening. Comedians Ruven Govender and Sean Michaels are guests on this show of stitched-together conversations that took place on a recent rainy afternoon after the boys baking some drug-filled cake. Patrick and Ruven recount some of the happenings in Perth […]

Patrick rises from the ashes in Sydney, Australia just to see if anyone is still listening. Comedians Ruven Govender and Sean Michaels are guests on this show of stitched-together conversations that took place on a recent rainy afternoon after the boys baking some drug-filled cake. Patrick and Ruven recount some of the happenings in Perth at the Fringe World festival, and Sean explains a deep loathing for Superman and all that he stands for. No, seriously. He has so many beefs with the man of steel that you can tell he has put a lot of thought in to killing him. Check the Overdose for even more.

Patrick is in the studio with a plethora of Texas comedians performing haphazard interventions. Comedians Alex “Kool Aid” Ansel, Adam Dominguez, and George White put on a clinic for how to jump around from topic to topic with grace. George is addicted to social media and we plead with him to put the phone down. Alex has a newfound confidence inspired by his recent coupling and loss of virginity. And poor Adam has no idea what’s happening as we try to corral this show towards some sort of cohesive culmination. Patrick has some new shoes that he thinks might be a little feminine, Derek Savage can’t decide if Cool Cat likes or hates violence, and more.

Jozalyn Sharp, comedian and fellow “big picture” thinker joins Patrick in the studio for a show where everyone is too high. Patrick has decided to box up everything and move on to the next apartment, in light of recent and never-ceasing series of unfortunate events. Everything is broken. Kevin Hart has single-handedly broken the Oscars. We have a new chewable birth control pill you’re going to crave. And finally, introducing our new service for a special, elite group of consumers – the first ever ability to time travel with very limited outcomes, as you’ll hear about. Grab your giant foam fingers and swipe right on this one. We think it’s a match.

Patrick sits down after lunch with foodie, writer and comedian Jason Harris. There’s a lot of talk about skateboarding and extreme sports in crossover culture, stemming from some of the behavior of children in Patrick’s neighborhood. Patrick is fed up with the riffraff and contemplates moving. We learn that Patrick has too much hair on his head, and Jason doesn’t have enough. Patrick gets quizzed on culinary knowledge, someone knocks at the door during the show, and we tap dance around a charitable organization in the residential Las Vegas area. Jason provides timely news updates throughout the show.

 

Patrick is in New York City and sits down with Australian comedian Sam Kissajukian. Sam hasn’t been on the show in over a year, and there’s lots to catch up on. Sam is spending some time in New York and immersing himself in the comedy scene and the condensed lifestyle that is the big apple. We discuss how magicians are probably shitty people who rely on playing cards as a crutch, how to get away with kidnapping at a restaurant, and the fragility of the human condition. Sam also recounts chilling tales of trying to help people and having it get dangerous and/or weird.

 

Patrick is in the studio to ring in his birthday with former roommate Shooby and superfan Steve Curran. The drinks are flowing and the Juul’s are charged for this thirty-ninth birthday bash, and Steve even ordered a gigantic pizza to celebrate. Too bad what got delivered was a giant sheet of disappointment to Patrick, which he is not taking well on his birthday. We talk about everything from teeth to politics in this one, leaving no stone unturned in the conversation. We sing some old song, confuse pop culture idols, and Patrick shares a recipe you can use for your family gathering.

 

Patrick sits down with comedian Erik Woodworth to talk about their trip to the Middle East and Africa earlier this year. This show was recorded a week and a half ago, and then corrupted digitally, but now it’s restored in all it’s glory. Erik is in town to do a show in Las Vegas for a very short time. We call a tour guide in Africa that scared the guys to death back in January. We explore what a dick nipple is and why people seem to be fascinated with them. And finally, what would a show with two fat guys be without some obligatory discussion about food in some capacity?

 

Alex Kool-Aid Ansel joins Patrick today for a Halloween show. We wade back in the NLO memory shoe box and listen to an old holiday favorite. Alex is doing a roast for John Wayne Bobbit, the guy who got his penis cut off by his angry girlfriend and then reattached. Patrick notices how thick Alex’s wallet is and they investigate to find out why. Roy Johnson calls in to bitch about ranch dressing and complain about bowties. Patrick has a bone to pick with JUUL about a recent promotion. The door-to-door election pollsters and campaign mailings are getting out of control.