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Roy Johnson checks in from Tulsa to take us on another Uber Eats adventure, and this time we are having Outback Steakhouse. G’day, dopes! Patrick doesn’t really know what to think of anything anymore, much less the latest round of MeToo-ings going around. Roy and Patrick are at odds about the threat of coronavirus, but one thing is for sure – Trump’s rally in Tulsa was a complete bust. Thanks, K-Pop! Steve Curran calls in to join with Roy and ridicule Patrick for being overly-cautious. Patrick and Steve wind down the show by dissecting a recent video of our old pal, Moody. We finally find out first hand what racism feels like. It doesn’t feel good.

Patrick has fallen victim to the worst attack of depression known to man, and only yelling seems to help. Patrick is tapping out and drinking up. Scotch. At 10am. The world has gone crazy and the madness has spread to the studio. Both coronavirus and Black Lives Matter are back for round two at the same time. Alex Ansel checks in to tell us about his gaming channel, how to dodge a scandal, and advice on chairs. Roy Johnson calls in while driving around the streets of Tulsa delivering food for the lazy. The internet ends this show for us, like a technological shot of mercy, and we all go to our corners and cool off to fight another day.

Alex Ansel breaks a chair during his first live stream.

PM in the AM is back and so are America's gangsters. Patrick talks about the reopening of casinos, and two shootings this week that prove we are getting back to normality. Patrick doesn't understand the Nintendo Switch, but feels like he should get one in order to keep up with the youngsters. Animal Crossing is all the rage, so we try to dive in and learn what it's all about. Alex Ansel checks in to explain why it's so addictive.

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It's that time of year again - the grass couldn't be greener for this years 420 Awards, super not-live from Las Vegas, NV. Moody joins Patrick from New Zealand to watch and provide commentary of the 2020 edition of The 420 Awards, produced and hosted (and probably edited and filmed) by Derek Savage, aka Daddy Derek. With appearances by celebrities, and some key changeups to this year's awards, it's going to be an exciting lineup.

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Patrick catches up with his old pal Shooby in this continuation of podcasting remotely. We find out what Shooby has been up to during the coronavirus lockdown in his home of San Fransisco, and reminisce about some of the days gone by. Patrick has been thinking that the pandemic is the perfect opportunity to upgrade his lifestyle, and is pondering buying a Tesla and possibly going shopping for a house. He’s been binge watching Property Brothers like a housewife. Shooby entertains Patrick’s other latest obsession – the flat earth theory. Patrick tries to convince Shooby that things aren’t as they seem, and we are all just sheep trapped on a plane and surrounded by unknowns, with the exception of the lies our government perpetuates on an ongoing basis.

Irish comedian Conor Drum zoom in (if that’s a verb) from London to enjoy some drinks and solve some problems. Patrick met Conor through mutual friends last year in Edinburgh, and the two of them have been drunk since. In this show, we of course discuss the coronavirus situation and how it’s continuing to cause disruptions for the humans. Find out what Jesus really hates, how not to haggle for electronics, and you be the judge about who’s internet keeps causing disruptions throughout this show. Patrick convinces Conor to share a music video from a teenage band he was in, which has a really deep and meaningful backstory. Pour yourself a drink and get comfortable for a transatlantic meeting of the minds, brought to you by alcohol and the end of the world.

The quarantine continues and comedian James Hesky sits in with Patrick from New York City. Patrick announces a partnership with Netflix. James provides some commentary on the situation in NYC, and apparently consistency with social distancing in New York is not a thing. The beaches are open in Georgia, and sports remaining on hiatus are driving idiots nuts. Patrick mixes up one of the most disgusting cocktails that a human can consume to try to flush his body of the virus. James unearths some trauma Patrick may be hiding about some older female relatives. The mayor of Las Vegas is nuts and has a monthly show where she spews her idiotic thoughts. SNL is trying to do a real show real hard. James tries to talk sense in to a racist in-studio guest. Patrick contemplates new career opportunities, gulping ice cream bars, and much more. We’re also giving away bottles of Ham Sanitizer to lucky viewers.

Alex Ansel, Adam Dominguez and Chrim Waldorf join Patrick to commiserate about the pandemic and try to find some joy in the world. Patrick is pretty sure he had COVID-19 last week. Chrim Waldorf, aka the Cold Brew King, has been driving Uber and trading stocks recently. According to recent successes, he’s the new Gordon Gecko. We reminisce about our last standup shows before the closures of comedy clubs, and talk about whether or not it’s cringe to do standup comedy over the internet with a crowd of zero. Adam thinks beards are unhygienic, Patrick talks about letting out a hot yoga fart, and the guys weigh in on predictions for the future of society. Listen soon, because we are all going to die.

Patrick has rushed back from Australia to avoid being stranded during the coronavirus pandemic, and there’s rust on all the podcast equipment. Roy Johnson calls in from Tulsa to give us the lowdown on life in Oklahoma since the panic began. Patrick can’t stand people who are in to sports and can’t stop talking about sports postponement. The Las Vegas strip is completely dead and Patrick has been living off of whatever is available at Costco, including brownie batter and Frozen 2 branded Cheez-It crackers. Lots of little updates and some initial pandemic impressions (even though they’re a little late to the party) round out this episode.

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Tyler Jolley and George White. George is determined to be on his best behavior this time around, as last time he was bouncing off the studio walls. Patrick trys to dig deep in to the rumors and lore surrounding Las Vegas and it’s comedy scene being full of pedophiles and rapists. No one seems to want to talk about it, but it doesn’t matter as the show is soon derailed by an unlikely duo of callers from California and Scotland. What follows is a mix of laughter, yelling, a lot of things that had to be censored, and ultimately acceptance. Patrick and George finish the show with one of the most epic rap battles since Hamilton.