Assumptions

Nobody Wants A Wedding Anymore ft. D'Angelo Wallace & Elyse Willems | Assumptions


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Assumptions that will either make you say "I do" or "I definitely don't".

0:00 Intro
9:15 Most brides deemed bridezillas aren’t actually bridezillas
15:33 Most people dread having to go to a destination wedding
18:27 If you aren’t from Brazil, you’ll never know the joy of dragging around the groom by his tie
21:49 People don’t know how weird non-American wedding traditions can sound
23:58 I assume I need to convert to Catholicism
25:02 The reception shouldn’t have assigned seating
27:31 Themed weddings are tacky or cringe
29:52 Every lavish wedding you see online is funded by one of the newlyweds rich parents
32:31 It’s hard to spontaneously hookup with someone at a wedding
34:50 Gay marriages have less pressure to be perfect since there’s not traditions attached to them
36:14 Child-free weddings are completely understandable
39:19 Ceremonies and parties lose their appeal after a certain point
41:45 The Cupid Shuffle will always play whether you like it or not
45:42 People get way too in over their heads about the wedding that they forget to actually enjoy it

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WHO YOU HEAR
Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/
Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/
D'Angelo Wallace (@dangelowallaceagain) // https://www.instagram.com/dangelno/
Elyse Willems ( @answerforIt ) // https://www.instagram.com/elysewillems/

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Director: Nicole Blacklock
Editor: Patrick Horba
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Production Designer: Cassie Vance
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Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Set Dresser: Carly Hough
Art PA: Jocelyn Sfetcu
Audio Mixer: Scott Neff
Audio Utility: Dina Ramli
Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Camera Operator: Simone Williams, Matthew Faulkner 
Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Tyrelle Anthony
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
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Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
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Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
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