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Would you kiss a shark? We have an official website, Nonmembersonlypod.com. TikTok is gone and back in 12 hours. We are going to the Super Bowl media week. Erin has been doing her Galloway training method wrong. We rant about velvet clothes hangers and more frustrating packaging. Over 100 Paris 2024 athletes are returning their medals because of rust and deterioration. Would Erin run a race with a audience curated playlist? Erin reports some tea regarding the TikTokers confessing to some lies they've been telling their audience. The Pheonix Sun's owner lowers concession stand prices.

Asking Erin how she is sent her into a spiral. It's National Penguin day and we have a bunch of penguin stories. Tiktok ban and where are we going to next? David Dobrik is seemingly back. What does the NFC and AFC mean? How did they come up with this? Our friend Craig Conover is in Erin's tea time. Brooklyn half marathon is suing another Brooklyn half marathon. These penguins are the ultimate nappers. Colin Farrell thanks a an unexpected person in his acceptance speech.

Did NPR trick a creator? Mike and Sam moved into their new house. Erin gives us updates on her trip to Puerto Rico. Erin runs into a cowboy party and watches a burning satelite. Most of the island lost power and Erin and her family had to figure out how to get by. A boat washed up on shore. Erin gives a run update. The Philadelphia Eagles create an area for kids with autism.

Did we actually accomplish any of our goals from 2024? Erin gives us a run update and discovers a new show called the Sopranos... we heard it's pretty good. Mike rants about OPEN signs and the "keep me logged in box". Londoners are leaving fake reviews to trick tourists. NYC subway gets stuck underground and New Yorkers are unphased. Why are there no trees in SOHO. A man finds snow he kept in his parent's freezer. Why is airplane mode important? Should you stack your plates at a restaurant when you're done? Miami Dolphins’ linebacker gifted his teammates custom-made replicas of their high school football jerseys.

We answer a lot of questions from you beautiful people!

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy drones and plasmoids. We quickly derail a holiday episode by talking about the drones flying over the country. Mike and his friends take their annual picture with Santa. Erin's friend Amy has the largest tree indoors that we've ever seen. We introduce a potential new segment called "In This Economy". We find out how much it cost to have a stand in Bryant Park NYC to sell for the month of December. What lyrics do you hear when we play Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee. We look through some tree lighting disappointments. The Home Alone house has a redecorating. The Vanderbilt house is insane. Charlie Brown Christmas Special should be back on network tv. Tally The Elf from Disney has become so popular that people were worried they'd be fired. We go through our Spotify Wrapped and learn about you wonderful people.

Erin hosts a sleep over. Mike goes to a wedding. A football player says his poor performance was due to the food he ate last night. Lineman that catch have the opportunity to run the football is our favorite. Malls are slowly turning into apartments. Is Forbes 30 under 30 a scam? What should you call people you hate? The crypto billionaire that bought the banana on the wall decided to eat the banana. The Hawk Tuah girl might be in some big trouble. An AI granny was created to waste phone scammer's time. A woman decides to take on the mission of air dropping turkeys to people in remote areas.

Have you ever lost something and then actually found it in the lost and found? Do you use your kids as an excuse to hide at parties? Are Black Friday prices even real anymore? Bluey barely survived the Thanksgiving Day parade. A man bakes a cake while running a marathon. We talk about a podcast scam! The Rockefeller tree is apparently donated. Wendy's training video from the 90s is epic. A man gets rich off of an old Doritos bag. A child makes a Christmas book and it has a long waitlist!

Erin goes to Austin, Texas for a running event. She discovers some new brands and makes new friends. We have a new method for the flight safety instructions. American Airlines has a new method for stopping gate crowding. A rich crypto guy bought some art for $6.24 million. A receipt for a vip box for a college football game reveals the price of some basic foods. A girl spills some chocolate on her hotel bed and calls the front desk. We have a new favorite holiday toy.

We watched the Paul vs Tyson boxing match and have thoughts. It's Thanksgiving week, hope everyone is ready for some awkward family interactions. A group of people are running 7 marathons in 7 days, who are we trying to impress? We want to make a list of events to attend next year, if anyone has any ideas, please DM us or leave a comment! Erin's Tea Time involves Sweetgreen and streetwear brand Market, and another story about $98 pajamas. We go through a bracket of the most 7/10 things. 40 people run a marathon in tandem. A couple of people to commit insurance fraud by using a bear suit. A dance battle breaks out in the back of a Walgreens.