Do we believe this 7.4 million dollar robot body guard is real? Zucky vs Musky reminds us of a scene from Napoleon Dynamite. If you had to pick to survive in a room with a tiger, bear, alligator or hippo which animal would you pick? We discuss the "that guys not real" plane video. Was there a time in your childhood where you just gained consciousness? Will flying cars ever become a reality? We Ask Erin about Twilight and Interstellar. A child finds treasure on the beach.

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Erin recaps her trip to Eugene, Oregon for the USATF 2023 outdoor championships.

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Fireworks are waking up the children! Shaq DJ's a Philadelphia Phillies Baseball game that Mike attended. We ask Erin if it feels like she's sometimes living in a dream? We go through a list of the unhealthiest things to get from each fast food chicken chain. A town fair has a rooster calling competition. Erin describes the movie Ready Player One. A man scams a casino by pretending he's the owner.

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A man fakes his own death to teach his friends a lesson. Mike drinks sketchy water at a fancy dinner. What are tractor pulls and why are they in Erins town? Erin finds another weird niche on Tiktoks. What are your favorite insults that don't sound like insults? What's the best way to support a creator? Erin Explains Ocean's 11 and Baby Driver. An HBO intern sends an email to thousands of customers and accidentally starts a social media trend.

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Canada wild fire's brought us a few days of hazardous air. Yard sales reward Mike some of his favorite finds. Erin's kids are so social it forces her to talk to strangers. Mike goes on a sail boat with Erin's husband, Dan. Beach chairs suck and Tommy Bahama is a scam. Erin describes movies and shows she has never seen in a potentially new segment. Ben Franklin's schedule is basically Erin's schedule.

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The USA has hidden caves full of government funded cheese. Do you have an internal dialogue? We go through a bracket of the best things about Summer! Some of you will be disappointed in our decisions here and we apologize in advance. Did your high school class do a senior prank? The Barbie movie created a pink paint shortage. Pringles are not really potato chips. The legend Pharrell Willams is selling his 17 million dollar house that looks like a community college. A dog enters a marathon and receives a medal.

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Erin talks about her first trip to LA and the USATF Los Angeles Grand Prix. She tried shot put for the first time with Chase Ealey and ran 800M with Bryce Hoppel. Erin's shorts review videos have gone crazy viral. Mike rants about a Staples employee. Beanie Baby's were supposed to make everyone rich. We read some unhinged 1 star reviews from a car wash in New Jersey. Construction workers make a kids day by filling up his toy truck with dirt.

Were you in band class? Why was it so intense? Mike goes on a rant about trashcans. Erin starts eating more than avocados. Mothers day is not about the moms. Erin goes to a Ironpigs minor league baseball game and participates in a pork run which can only be described as a fever dream. Will Ferrell is Erin's favorite person. Zuccyybooiii is out here on a manly crusade. Alpha girl syndrome is not what it sounds like and is caused by ticks. Why are Milllenials so nostalgic? Wooly Mammoth meatballs exist and we don't know why. A man dribbled a basketball during the Boston marathon. When did Guinness World Record become so random and nonsensical? A dog is the greatest restaurant host. What are Erin's favorite books about sobriety?

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