Today I discuss my temptation to move out of the united States. Coming into the understanding that the USA only makes up 4% of the global population leads me to believe there’s a place for me somewhere on this planet. Ideally a place where people focus on the things that matter, talking about what matters, DAVE CHAPPELLE IS THE MUTHA FCK’N GOAT!

Today we forecast the possible scams one may face if they were to win it big with the lottery.

Lets discuss the relative madness of drinking, gladiator school, & testicle kicking! IM HUNGOVER!

Follow me while I take a very time to say, Let’s all get along!

Anything in this life can be made for our enjoyment or perceived as a thing of suffering (Horizontal Head Bob). Today I share the secrets that allow any man, in any phase of his life, to transmute the seemingly bleak into the undeniably bright. We must draw from the example of inventors past & present the evidence that for every problem that persist, endless solutions exist! If you have yet to find a solution, simply adopt a new perspective.

Full moon, blood moon, & a lunar eclipse? If thats not enough its election day bitch!

The Nothing Important Podcast is having a free giveaway! That right folk’s enjoy this delicious 3 layered mini cake with golden leaf! (No actual gold was used in the making of this episode!)

When racial tensions are trigger things get foggy. The best remedy to clear the air is to inspect people on an individual basis.

Today I break down the missing step to getting what you want. Imagination & Hardwork can’t grow your dreams without patience.

A virus is spreading through the nation! Am I referring to the infectious mentality of baby mama’s, am I alluding the witch hunt for antisemites, am I just talking about something that causes runny doo doo? YES YES & YES! Tune in!