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30 year old dad smoking a cigar out of his car window on a Saturday night, i’ll let you put 2 & fucking 2 together. Tune into the prelude to me sleeping on the couch!

All we do is complain, complain, complain. Today I keep it real & call out the fact that even though this country f’ckd us, we not only deserved it, we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Grateful to be alive, grateful for the opportunity to fight, grateful for gratitude. With all the negativity in this life one would be foolish to lose sight that he may change/control his course if he wills it. Today I speak on the intention of gratitude & the power we can build upon it.

In an attempt to play the ultimate devils advocate, today I will be sympathizing with the like's of Adolf Hitler, Jeffrey Epstein, & even the natural forces of evil!

In a further development of my thoughts on persona, today’s talk get’s into the necessity of facing one’s dark side. We inspect the question, is it better to succeed in fantasy or fail in reality?

When the top gun says it’s over, it’s over! First #bidenworstpresidentever trends on twitter, then student loans get forgiven, then the pandemic get’s canceled (All right on time for the next election cycle). You heard right folks, THE PANDEMIC IS OVER! Tune into me losing my shit over the end of a bad storm & the perfect timing!

Today we go over modern day audacity! From the porn stars turned motivational speaker’s to the super rich preachers, seems like everyone’s swinging a big pair these days!

Same location, different perspective. Tune in to me recanting early memories of going to church while I lay on my carpet & stare at my ceiling fan. Enjoy the vibe!

Today’s rant is powered by freshly squeezed fruits & veggies from my Nama Juicer! Let’s talk about good vibes, high energy, & the almighty lord Yeezus Christ. There’s no end to the depth of a rabbit hole when your geeked off kale & ginger.

Today I describe my love for burrito bowls (BLACK BEANS PLEASE), give my opinions on the newly cast little mermaid, & report on the theft of 10 million dollars by a Black Lives Matter organizer.