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  • My Theory of Relativity

    In the day's following my arduous battle with the coronavirus, I have seemed to stumble into an epiphany of divine magnitude. Simply put, NOTHING FUCKING MATTERS. In 100 years will anyone relevant in todays society hold importance? Will Drake be forgotten to the masses or forever be remembered as a wise old chinese philosopher? Let's find out!

    15 min
  • Money Talks (Part 2)

    As a continuation of part 1, this episode will review the role money played in the implementation of experimental covid-19 vaccines. We will also question why billionaire bill gates so closely resembles Mandark from dexters laboratory. Get in and buckle up, I will be using my racist Asian accent!

    21 min
  • Money Talks (Part 1)

    What are we talking about, Heaven? Catching the holy ghost? Extorting lesbians? IT DOESN'T MATTER! Just remember that at the end of the day, money talks.

    15 min
  • I think I'm an ableist

    RED HOT NEWS!!! Singers Beyonce & Lizzo canceled for ableist lyrics!

    Ableism Defined; Discrimination in favor of able-bodied people.

    With your understanding of this term, tune into to me shitting on the disabled!

    26 min
  • Coming to America

    In a world populated by 7 billion human beings it's no secret that the most desired destination to call home is the United States of America. America is the land of the free, the land of opportunity, and most importantly the country where spit is for sale. Let's talk about it!

    23 min
  • Lets have dinner!

    You've been so kind to invest your time listening to my show, the least I could do is invite you out for dinner. Lets get to know me....

    30 min

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