We weren't sure what to get you for the holidays this year, so we thought we'd gift you the best present in our sack (ha), a holiday-themed edition of obscure erotica. We scoured Kindle Unlimited to find the absolute most unhinged smut for your enjoyment—there are sexy Santas, engorged elves, and so many female protagonists named Holly. Get in the sleigh, we're going somewhere absolutely unhinged!

(Likely goes without saying, but NSFW content ahead!)

The books we read

Santa Claus is Going to Town On Me by M.L. Eliza

Elf'd: Spicy & Sweet Holiday Monster Erotica by Ginger Kane

Obsessions

Becca - Using our merch account to make custom gifts for friends (a good reminder to get your BOP listeners in your life some merch!)

Olivia - Antiques Roadshow

What we read this week

Becca - Nothing

Olivia - The Rachel Incident by Caroline O'Donoghue, The Heaven & Earth Grocery Store by James McBride

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