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In this episode the Buds breakdown an all new level of competition with the House Cleaning and Window Tinting Olympics being held every year in Las Vegas, a man drunkenly crashed his Delorean full of cocaine bags and Sarajevo has been put on international blast by a bombshell indictment claiming their leaders allowed millionaires from the United States, Italy and more to shoot their citizens in a human safari in the early 90's.

This week, the Buds dive into Hollywood’s most confusing headlines. Jeff Goldblum has gone vegan at 73 — not for health, but because he couldn’t handle seeing how CGI animals were treated on the set of Wicked. Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian is furious at psychics for predicting she’d pass the bar (spoiler: she still hasn’t), and one of the Island Boys gets placed on a 5150 hold after a bizarre livestream.

The Buds dive deep — and dark — this week. From the art of “dark showers” meant to reset your parasympathetic nervous system, to the over 200 bodies discovered in Houston’s bayous, and finally to Oreo’s increasingly unhinged lineup of Thanksgiving flavors, this episode swings between zen wellness and total cultural decay.

This week, the Buds pour one out — literally. Diddy gets in trouble for brewing his own prison wine out of Fanta and apples, the Girthmaster reassures NFL alum Matt Kalil that his legendary endowment needs no defense, and the gang takes a deep, scientific dive into the real causes of erectile dysfunction.

It’s one of those episodes where reality sounds like bad fan fiction. A porn star who murdered her husband to marry her stepson refuses a plea deal and now faces trial, body parts keep washing ashore in California’s Palos Verdes Estates, and Antonio Brown is extradited from Dubai to face attempted murder charges.

It’s another week in the uncanny valley of real life. The Buds break down the wild story of a woman sentenced for killing a Hollywood actress after a series of illegal butt injections, the fourth Disney park death in just three weeks, and a former American Idol contestant arrested for child predation.

It’s the end of an era, and possibly humanity. The escaped Mississippi monkey saga reaches its brutal finale as the last herpes-positive, COVID-carrying primate is shot dead by a mother of five, Britney Spears deletes her Instagram (again), and an elephant in India kills a local, then returns to her funeral to finish the job.

The Buds unpack another bizarre week of headlines. A bodega cat known as the “Mayor of 16th Street” is tragically killed by a self-driving Waymo car in San Francisco, a SoundCloud rapper gets arrested after sacrificing his kitten for a “music video stunt,” and new developments emerge in the D4VD case that make the mystery even murkier.

Science is spiraling, and so are we. New research suggests deja vu might actually mean we’re stuck in a time loop, 90s doctors claim sleeping with a nightlight could be worse for your heart than cigarettes and booze, and Allison Mack — yes, the NXIVM sex cult lieutenant — is launching a podcast about her time in human trafficking.

The Buds are back with an episode that swings from high drama to pure chaos. The Virginia ring-camera “killer threat” mystery turns out to be a family prank gone viral, the French jewel bandits behind a multimillion-euro heist may have finally been caught in Paris, and an ape carrying herpes, COVID, and hepatitis C is on the loose in Mississippi.