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Welcome to another savage Daily Drop where Jared sifts through the Pentagon’s greatest hits — everything from the Air Force shoving 31 more fighters into Korea, to Space Force getting table scraps for a budget, to the shocking revelation that 66% of the Guard and Reserve are apparently auditioning for "My 600-lb Life: Military Edition."

Along the way, we roast the Signal App scandal (spoiler: everyone uses it), laugh at the "makeup room" conspiracy (Hexeth allegedly turned the Pentagon green room into Sephora), and wonder why America still thinks tanks are cooler than satellites. Also: a reality check on why Uber is cheaper than ruining lives with a DUI.

Buckle up. This one’s loaded with bad decisions, hot takes, and a gentle reminder that if you can’t save someone from drowning, maybe, just maybe, you shouldn’t be rocking that uniform.

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🔥 Key Takeaways:

• Operator Training Summit in June: 12 hours of pool work because your "doggy paddle" isn't going to cut it at SWAS.
• DIU Expansion: Kentucky, Minnesota, and Montana now have a reason to brag besides cows and hockey.
• Transgender Care Drama: It’s complicated...and taxpayer-funded.
• Signal App Hysteria: Everyone's using Signal. Calm down, nerds.
• Makeup Gate: Breaking news: men shine on camera. Film at 11.
• South Korea's Super Squadron: 31 new jets incoming; insert "Top Gun but in Seoul" montage here.
• Affordable Combat Drones: Because who doesn’t want more budget drones buzzing around?
• Obesity in the Force: Two-thirds of the Guard and Reserve are thicker than a Snickers — and that's not a compliment.
• Agile Combat Employment: Great idea. Terrible follow-through. Typical.
• Space Race (Spoiler: We’re Losing): China’s eating our lunch while we buy more tanks we don’t need.
• DUI PSA: If you can afford a $12 beer, you can afford a $20 Uber, dummy.

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