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Hope you packed your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher—because this episode scorches everything from overpriced moldy barracks in Guam to the Pentagon ghosting Aspen like it’s a bad Tinder date. Jared runs down the biggest WTFs across the Department of Defense with a tactical blend of sarcasm and salt. We’re talking billions for broken plumbing, drones that can’t hang in Alaska, the F-35 backlog (finally) clearing, and a KC-46 that decided midair was the perfect time for a wardrobe malfunction. Plus, the Air Force tries fashion policing again (no more eyelash extensions, folks), Space Force dreams of relevancy, and China continues its “quantity over quality” military glow-up. Also, Nashville OTS is coming—bring your snorkel and your ruck.

🔥 Key Takeaways:

• Moldy, condemned-looking barracks at Andersen AFB getting a $300M taxpayer makeover
• Commercial drones flopped in Alaska—apparently GPS jamming is still a thing
• Lockheed's F-35s finally unclogged from the TR-3 software backlog
• Pentagon says “nah” to Aspen because it smelled too much like globalism
• The KC-46 had a mid-air boom shredding incident (but hey, it landed!)
• House blocks Wedgetail cancellation—your AWACS 2.0 is safe
• Air Force bans eyelash extensions (finally a real threat neutralized)
• Space Force wants $30M for TACSRT and reveals its very serious international BFF plan
• China is building jets faster than we can pay Lockheed to fix software
• Nashville Operator Training Summit is locked and loaded for October

⏱️ Timestamps:
00:00 – Jared’s sarcastic intro & Nashville OTS plug
01:00 – Why A&S is about raw materials, not finished products
02:06 – $300M barracks reno for Guam’s mold palace
03:30 – Why military construction = legalized contractor robbery
04:00 – Transcom tries to unfuck cyber and info ops
04:45 – F-35 backlog cleared (sort of), TR-3 delays explained
05:40 – Drone failure in Alaska shows U.S. is behind
06:30 – DoD admits to 2 civilian deaths in 2024 ops
07:00 – National Guard withdraws from LA, Gavin Newsom throws shade
07:30 – Pentagon bails on Aspen, claims apolitical innocence
08:00 – Marines host Pacific sym

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