Vera Farmiga, a local orphanage, and a child that refuses to change out of her 19th century clothing, we're recapping 2009's ORPHAN! Blessed to be joined by Greta Titelman (Los Espookys, Senior Superlatives) to relive one of her favorite, deranged films. 

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ORPHAN with Greta Titelman

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Salamanders, Kangaroos, Sting Rays and Human DNA, we're recapping 2009's SPLICE, a movie about scientists in graphic tee's doing terrible, terrible things. We hated it!

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TW: Rape

Movie stats @ 16:57

Recap @ 26:52

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SPLICE

A recently widowed woman, an isolated road and one man who will NOT let it go, we're recapping John Hyam's 2020 thriller ALONE (not to be confused with the other 2020 horror film titled ALONE)

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Movie stats @ 13:13

Recap @ 18:44

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ALONE

Oscar Isaac shirtless, Oscar Isaac in Norway, Oscar Isaac dancing, Oscar Isaac imbibing beer (shall we go on??) we're recapping EX MACHINA! Thrilled to be joined by the hilarious Raina Morris (Schmigadoon!, Emily in Paris) as we discuss Alex Garland's directorial debut! 

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Movie stats @ 12:11

Recap @ 26:43

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EX MACHINA with Raina Morris

Pirates, priests, and a radio station in a lighthouse, we're recapping John Carpenter's THE FOG!  

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THE FOG

Watch us unravel as we recap the most fucked installment of the Twilight series yet, BREAKING DAWN PT. 1!!! Thank god we are joined by Horrorspondent, Joel Jensen, who wrote this Letterboxd review that is now burned into our brain: "There is no story here, only an all-pervading pathology hallucinated into being through the instruments of our generation’s best and worst actors, all buckling under the weight of delirious conservatism and craven market exploitation. A defining document of American Puritanism in that it bears no meaning, only fear and shareholder value. Fear of sex, yes, but also of virginity. Fear of both abortion and motherhood, of fetus and baby, of hate and love, of fathers and lovers, of Brazil and Switzerland." thank you joel we love you <3

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Movie stats @ 15:18

Recap @ 34:51

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ORPHAN with Greta Titelman

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