Landing the right reservations can be a pain, especially abroad. This episode, the boys arm you with their tried-and-true strategies to book, beg, and, yes, deceive their way into dining hotspots.

Kiernan’s what they call a “hyperplanner.” Less kind people go with “OCD nutbag.” He shares his tried and true Schmitt Three-Stage Framework for Trip-Planning (or STS-Double F-TP, for short; trademark pending) so you too can alienate your travel companions in record time.

There’s no better feeling than posting that “Out of Office” email. Just one click—then utter freedom. Ryan and Kiernan introduce themselves, talk about episodes to come, and share some fond memories. For a first episode it’s, you know, not bad.

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