Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

In the season 2 series finale of OOTL, Kerri and H. Alan go guest-less for “Empty Nests,” which is objectively The Golden Girls’ worst episode of all time. They talk about the history of the spin-off, the crazy line of dialogue that the show ended on, and… you know what? It doesn’t even matter. This episode was terrible.

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Mitch Bisschop (@deanwinkleson) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode "Piece of Cake," where they discuss how Mr. Ha Ha got his job as a clown, Estelle's first time playing her own age, and how much Rose's moving monologue made them want to weep like babies.

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In the most explosive OOTL episode yet, Satya Bhabha (New Girl)  joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “To Catch a Neighbor,” where they pretty much spend the entire episode passionately debating about whether Blanche wanted to sleep with George Clooney.

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Adam Newman (Late Show with David Letterman)  joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Son-in-Law Dearest” where they discuss Bea Arthur’s ties to I Love Lucy, the abundance of nightgowns, and whether Sophia farted herself to sleep.

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Leah Dubie (Sundance TV’s “The Approval Matrix”) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Diamond in the Rough,” where they discuss why Jake is the hottest man any of the women have dated, banquet-planning anxieties, and how to properly warm up your mouth before eating hot soup (spoiler alert: it’s by eating HOT SOUP.)

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Beowulf Jones (Risk! podcast) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Dorothy’s Prized Pupil,” where they discuss Mario Lopez’s bad acting, Rose’s summer shorts, and wonder why Dorothy’s picture is in the paper.

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Zach Sherwin (Epic Rap Battles of History) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Whose Face is This, Anyway?” where they discuss Fess Parker jokes, Blanche’s constant flip-flopping, Fess Parker jokes, their favorite Trader Joe’s products, and how this episode had too many Fess Parker jokes.

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H. Alan and Kerri chat with the cast of ‘Golden Girls Still Alive’, a crazy popular live reimagining of The Golden Girls in Los Angeles. Featuring Sherry Vine, Jackie Beat, Selene Luna, Drew Droege and Sam Pancake! The show runs every THURSDAY, FRIDAY & SATURDAYat 8pm & 10pm and SUNDAY at 7pm & 9pm starting AUGUST 13th through 23th, 2015! For tickets and theater info, click here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/1388497 or by phone at 1-800-838-3006 EVENT #1388497.And remember, stay golden!

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Cyrina Fiallo (Community, Glee) joins H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Long Day’s Journey Into Marinara,” where they discuss the episode’s connection to Who’s The Boss, how a chicken could escape a condo, and why Kerri (still) thinks Rose is an alien.

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It’s Out On the Lanai LIVE! Eliot Glazer, Lenora Claire, and Jonny McGovern join H. Alan and Kerri for The Golden Girls season 2 episode “Forgive Me, Father,” where they discuss dating priests, show the audience a REAL artifact from the set of the show, and sing along to some original GG music!

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