Pathetic and Poetic

Have you been practicing your best evil villain laugh? Well, you should start because WE HAVE! Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic. Nat and Cory sit down and talk about improvisation, jaw tension, drag names, and the gorgeous and wondrous voices of Mark Hamill. This week, they read poems about hard friendships that accidentally pair really well together. 

Natalie is in mourning over a truly awful taco based loss so her audio is a little vague. Please stand with her in her time of ground beef need. 

And with that - Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic, the only podcast that will talk about Gypsy Rose Blancard conspiracy theories, anatomical models of the Demigorgon's vagina, and what energy a giraffe is giving. This week Nat and Cory read previously unread unpolished poems and bits. Do you have something you haven't shown anyone? Send it to us!

Everyone ready to pee into the wind and pee their pants?!? On the 50th Episode of Pathetic and Poetic, Natalie and Cory are joined by the incredible Neil Hilborn! Nat and Cory talk about fifty episodes of podcasting, Neil’s new project!, stealing poetry and farm animals. This week, the three write poems with the prompt “If you were a God, how would you tell me?”

Cover your eyes and shut your mouth, because this is a SPOOOKY episode of Pathetic and Poetic. After long long long last, Cory and Natalie go see Sleep No More in New York City! They talk about their whole show experiences and write poems inspired by their evening at the theatre. 

Ever wanted to be haunted by a polite ghost? What type of formal attire would your ‘business brain’ wear to work? Is double ply toilet paper really worth the hype? What if Stella never got her groove back? We answer NONE of these questions on today’s episode of Pathetic and Poetic. This week Natalie and Cory write poems about unfinished things.

This week, on the Pathetic and the Poetic, Cory has a controversial opinion about the Barbie movie, Natalie has a controversial opinion about Marvel, we discover that Anthony’s new girlfriend is actually his long lost twin sister Bath Anne, and the old Asbestos Mill finally starts turning a profit. Cory and Natalie write poems about film tropes they wish were made.

Happy New Year's PnPeople! Let's start off 2024 with the flu! Nat and Cory chat about seasons change sniffles as well as seasonal affective disorder, adorable snotty children, and hilarious pharmacy encounters. This week Nat and Cory write about waywardness, moving on, and repotting yourself. Grab a tissue, cozy up, and enjoy this week's episode.

Sometimes that's just how the cookie crumbles, or slowly pulls apart. But however your cookies disintegrate, we still love you. Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic. Here’s another gooey plate of delicious poetry and nonsense, starring Cory and Natalie. This week, they write poems in the shape of non-denominational pine trees.

Who’s down for a little hibernation with a side of sleep paralysis? Grab a blanket, do a quick body scan and settle in for another episode of Pathetic and Poetic. Nat and Cory, your guided hibernation coaches will discuss trusting yourself, fighting for yourself, and loving yourself. This week, we write about taking a break and a nice hibernation. 

Are you ready? Are you really ready? How ready do you feel? Because we’re ready to give you a brand new episode of Pathetic and Poetic, starring everyone’s favorite weekly comedy poetry podcast duo - Natalie and Cory! This week, we talk about dog watching, odd dotty parent behaviors, what you should and shouldn’t be flushing down the toilet, and seven movies about kids with fatal illnesses. This week, Nat and Cory write about unexplainable natural phenomena - just like you! So stay tuned!